Jay, I think about that kind of stuff, too. How long before we have a member of a major monarchy who is gay?!
The prince of Denmark married a single mother, who was also a commoner. I LOVED it.
Our princess, Victoria, married a commoner, as well. He owned several gyms and she met him years ago when she went in for personal training. There were laws that prevented the marriage, but her father and parliament worked to change them. Immediately after the ceremony, in the moments before the door of the church were opened, her father knighted him and crowned him Prince Daniel. It was really interesting. Literally one moment he was a commoner, then, for about two minutes, he was a commoner married to a princess and then he was a knight, a prince and several other titles.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than
f**ckin' perfect!