WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 5:05am
WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS ...
Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting
when suddenly
Salvator grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead.
What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Luigi's voice comes back on the line.
"Okay, now what?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 5:14am
LOLOL - I love it!
Good morning, 'Boobs. It's after 5 in the morning and I haven't been to sleep yet. Insomnia sucks - big time. I needed that joke!
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 6:54amhahaha.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:15am
that made me laugh...
and i haven't had a good reason to laugh in quite awhile...
thank you boobs!
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:17am
Marquise.....you know I'm always here for you my friend.
Mamie..I hope you get some sleep....I hate insomnia.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:20amFunny! Thanks, boobs.
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Marquise
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#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:22amWoah BB!!
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#8re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:33am
Oh dear.. I have a whole big joke about Luigi.
But that made my day a whole lot less crappy.
#9re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 7:43amThats great. I just sent it to my husband and his response was "Hahaha. But ya know not all Italians are in the mob....some of us are in the witness protection program."
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#11re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 10:44amThis explains so much about Bboobs...
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#12re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 11:56amHa!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#13re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 12:19pmBecon - Boobs was always destined to end up as Sophia Petrillo.
#14re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 12:25pmI'm like that old lady at the airport in "Moonstruck"...I put a curse on that plane !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Broadway Star Joined: 12/25/05
#15re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/18/06 at 2:50pmhaha. thanks boobs. that was horrible.. horribly funny.
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