Weirdest Thing Ever Said By a Child? — Page 2

I just got this joke in an e-mail and I'd thought it fit in this thread well.
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As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said...

"Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"





She replied, "Where did my booger go?"

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When I was about 4 my mom brought me over to my grandmother's house to play. When we were eating lunch they showed me a picture of my grandmother when she was young (no wrinkles). I looked up to my grandmother, who was now much older and had wrinkles, and said "Nana! What happened to your face??"

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This is sort of on the same level of Zepka's. This past summer before I began my freshman year at college I visited my mom's classroom. She told this to one of her students who is in 4th grade. He told me to make sure I did my work and gave me a lot more advice. It was so sweet but also sad because he has MD so he might not even make it to college.

Another time I was at her school Kristen, another 4th grader, came up to me and said "You have the best mom in the world." So cute!

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When I was a sophomore in high school, I was on student government. One day, members had to help out with a bus safety program at an elementary school. I didn't hear this conversation, but according to one of the bus drivers, this is how it went:

Bus Driver: Does anyone know why you shouldn't bring food on the bus and eat it?

Kid: So you don't have ants and cockaroaches crawling around like at my house!

Funny, but kinda sad when you really think about it...

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