Weirdest Thing Ever Said By a Child?- Page 2

[JasonM12480]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 8:53am

When I was young, I am told I said something to the effect of "Mommy, I feel so good - I feel like kicking an elephant in the garden!"


What?!

[Cherubino]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 9:53am

Once again, more cute than weird.

I was at this house, and the folks had a little girl who couldn't speak English yet. So she's rambling off to me in Spanish, and I just smiled and nodded from time to time, not understanding very much of what she was saying. Then she shows me her toy horse, and says, "Se llama Jasmine. Es un caballo."

You kinda had to be there, I suppose.

[renthead1223]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 11:50am

My friend's brother was in sex ed a few years ago. One day he came home from school and went up to her and said, "I didn't know you grow fur down there!"

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 11:58am

I work at a local sports complex teaching gymnastics at dance, so I hear a lot of crazy comments from the kids. Recently, I arrived at a work a few minutes early and went into the gym where a pre-school class was finishing up, the conversation went like this:

Little girl: (points at me) Who's that?
Her coach: That's Miss Lauren.
Littl girl: Cool. Can she come over to my house today?

[Bohemian1232]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 12:07pm

When my brother was little, he was watching tv and a KFC commercial came on. During the commercial, they say, 'Everybody needs a little KFC.' After it was over, he turned to my mother and said, "Get real, right Mommy? The indians didn't have it."

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 1:00pm

I was watching my little cousin a few months ago-- and while she was doing her homework I was reading 'The Catcher in the Rye' for school. She asked me if I could read it to her and I said no because there are bad words in it. And she goes "like tushy?" It was so cute. I'm like "Shh, yes like tushy".

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 1:39pm

I just got this joke in an e-mail and I'd thought it fit in this thread well.
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As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said...

"Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"





She replied, "Where did my booger go?"

[zepka102]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 2:06pm

last year when i was student teaching in 2nd grade, i had 1 little boy, Colden, who was so cute. we had lots of problems with him as far as attention, but he was too cute. one day i had him at a side table and i was working with him one on one. here's how an interruption to the work went:

Colden: Mr. R., are you a student here?
m: no, that was a LONG time ago for me. i'm out of elementary school. i'm out of high school too, and almost out of college.
Colden: so you're going to be looking for a job?
me: yep, thats what i'm working on
Colden: oh. you know who is hiring?
me: who?
Colden: McDonald's


i couldn't stop laughing. need any career advice, find a 2nd grader :-P

[sadiem100]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 2:47pm

When I was about 4 my mom brought me over to my grandmother's house to play. When we were eating lunch they showed me a picture of my grandmother when she was young (no wrinkles). I looked up to my grandmother, who was now much older and had wrinkles, and said "Nana! What happened to your face??"

[the.hard.part]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:11pm

a 5 year old i work with says whats your name start with i said J she wrote a J on the board and out a big X over it then said miss Jen i'm gonna chop you up and feed you to the snakes cause I know your afraid of them.

[Bug715]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:50pm

This is sort of on the same level of Zepka's. This past summer before I began my freshman year at college I visited my mom's classroom. She told this to one of her students who is in 4th grade. He told me to make sure I did my work and gave me a lot more advice. It was so sweet but also sad because he has MD so he might not even make it to college.

Another time I was at her school Kristen, another 4th grader, came up to me and said "You have the best mom in the world." So cute!

[notsovirginmary]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 10:43pm

Caught on tape at my theatre themed seventh birthday party:

Girl From School: I don't really know much about all this theatre stuff.
Me: I'm sorry.
Girl From School: Oh, but I saw Cats on my birthday last year!
Me: ..Did you like it?
Girl From School: (hesitantly) No, not really.
Me: Then there is still hope for you.

Yes, I was a theatre snob at seven.

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 12:16am

When I was a sophomore in high school, I was on student government. One day, members had to help out with a bus safety program at an elementary school. I didn't hear this conversation, but according to one of the bus drivers, this is how it went:

Bus Driver: Does anyone know why you shouldn't bring food on the bus and eat it?

Kid: So you don't have ants and cockaroaches crawling around like at my house!

Funny, but kinda sad when you really think about it...

[StageManager2]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 1:03am

When my little brother was six he asked my mom, "Is grandmother ever going to get gray hair, or is she going to have brown hair forever?" To which Mom replied, "As long as there's Miss Clairol." I still laugh about that. It was my mom's retort that I found funnier, because she said it matter-of-factly.