Well, if ya got it, flaunt it. — Page 2

#26

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:50pm

I am all for an honest to god star helping the world acknowledge that men have penii.

Precisely. People asked me how I dealt with performing in Naked Boys Singing and having people who knew me in the audience. I was like, "They know I'm a man. I assume they know men have penises. I'll leave it to deductive reasoning." Honestly, I don't know why Hollywood is so terrified of THE PENIS.

on a warm day it gives off a distinct smegma stench, and not the good kind.

Chicken of the Sea.

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#27

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:57pm

OMG, this thread is hilarious........

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#28

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:00pm

Jane, good point, and maybe I'm the one all off (in more ways than one some might say, lol), but on the other hand I'd think most gals at least take a quick glimpse in the mirror before they walk out the door. But then I myself don't always do that, come to think of it, so I better go check myself!!

#29

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:30pm

I support some light grooming of the area...but not the full removal of all God put there.

Like the rock Brand moves in the movie The Goonies, God put it there for a reason and I, like Martha Plimpton as Stef, don't think we should move it.

#30

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:33pm

I'm sure whatever Jon Hamm does is fine.

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#31

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:36pm

Kudos Robbie for that amazing Goonies reference.

#32

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 2:38pm

"Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look."

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#33

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 3:25pm

^ And thus, a 26 year love affair was born.

#34

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 3:34pm

^Ditto

#35

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 3:40pm

"To me it's like the male equivalent of camel toe."

The male equivalent of camel toe is called "moose knuckle," and it's typically what you call the effect that results from not picking one side or the other and you get two bulges, one on either side of the crotch seam.

#36

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 4:48pm

Thanks, AEA! Never heard that before.

#37

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 4:54pm

I love the information I get on this here site.

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#38

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Posted: 3/21/13 at 4:59pm

"The male equivalent of camel toe is called "moose knuckle"

You know, the exact replica of Owen Wilson's nose.

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#39

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 5:00pm

EWWWWWW...but, you're right.

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#40

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 5:08pm

Yeah, I couldn't enjoy Midnight in Paris because I didn't want to look at that penis on his face for two hours. That and his pursed lips, EEEWWWW is right!

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#41

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 6:19pm

Is it just Hamm's ham or are his eggs extra large as well?

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#42

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 6:40pm

only if you stare at them for too long.

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#43

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:16pm

You people are slaves to the penis

#44

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:18pm

Your point?

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#45

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:19pm

Yes, please!...and to think I was puppeteering between his legs just inches from that thing! Had I only known. He must have been wearing a dancebelt in those tights!

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#46

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:38pm

Maybe he knew he was going to be in tights and to avoid scaring you he went swimming in a really cold pool.

#47

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Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:39pm

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#48

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Posted: 3/21/13 at 9:57pm

Diva I am beside myself and speechless after that! Watch out don't get sucked in it is creating a vortex!

AEA , actually it was VERY cold that night on the roof.

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Updated On: 3/21/13 at 09:57 PM

#49

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 10:00pm

clearly looks photoshoppedto me.

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#50

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 10:04pm

My point is that you people act like you've never seen a penis ever in your life. That is all. Continue drooling.