Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

#1

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 6:35pm

Happy Friday...hope its big for everyone.

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#2

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 6:37pm

It's only Wednesday.

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#3

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 7:20pm

His press person deserves a bonus. How many stories can he sell about Jon's enormous schlong?

#4

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 7:28pm

Good Lord, PJ...I actually did think it was Friday. WTF?

Oh, well. Happy Hump Day, everyone!

Grammie needs more meds.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#5

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 7:58pm

Looks photoshopped.

#6

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 8:08pm

You would think...
...but there are more pics

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#7

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 8:08pm

It's absolutely NOT photoshopped.

Here's the latest on the Hammaconda:
http://dlisted.com/2013/03/20/free-hammaconda

#8

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:02pm

It just looks weird to me...his ball(s) are like off center.
It looks like a tumor growing on his right thigh...way off where normal balls should be...still not convinced and at this point don't really care.
Have fun drooling.

Updated On: 3/20/13 at 09:02 PM

#9

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:11pm

I'm not a dude, but that sort of looks uncomfortable.

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#10

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:13pm

"It just looks weird to me...his ball(s) are like off center.
It looks like a tumor growing on his right thigh...way off where normal balls should be"

Hey, when some people go commando they end up having to pick one side or the other.

#11

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:15pm

I vote for not photoshopped. And it looks correct to me. Not bad!

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#12

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:20pm

Everytime I look I get the vapors!

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#13

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:25pm

Carlos, he puts the whole kit and kaboodle down the one leg. It's called "dressing right."

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#14

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:33pm

*ahem*
Dong Draper.


...I'll show myself out.

#15

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:45pm

And it seems he really does know how to play to camera!

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#16

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/20/13 at 9:47pm

Dresses right, cheats left.

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#17

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Posted: 3/20/13 at 10:14pm

He'd be a lot more comfortable in a nice pair of boxer briefs.

Yes. I am speaking from personal experience.

#18

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:23am

I'm not a dude, but that sort of looks uncomfortable.

But, Stockard, speaking as a non-dude, do you find it a turn-on?

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#19

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Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:29am

Le swoon!

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#20

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 12:09pm

To me it's like the male equivalent of camel toe. Either one just makes the person look like they don't know the proper way to dress before going out in public. More of a curiousity than a turn on. jmo

#21

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:03pm

hmm. I always thought camel toe was something the woman wasn't aware of. I never imagined anyone would purposely do that. What we see here being flaunted - well I always think the guy knows exactly what is showing!

Of course I may be all off!

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#22

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:16pm

I highly encourage this behavior and hope it influences the entire nation. Free the willies!

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#23

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:31pm

Speak up, penis owners... Is that as uncomfortable as it looks? I imagine chafing.

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#24

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:36pm

Not really, though you have to be careful when you sit. And it's all about baby powder, especially if you manscape. Scrotums are just naturally a bit sticky.

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#25

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Posted: 3/21/13 at 1:41pm

No one should manscape. Not only does a naked package look like something that should be hanging from a hook in a Chinatown storefront, on a warm day it gives off a distinct smegma stench, and not the good kind.

I am all for an honest to god star helping the world acknowledge that men have penii. Let the sexless Ken Doll Era finally end. Look at this messed up world we live in, there's male pro basketball players with shaved armpits and bloomers down to their ankles. It is time for the madness to stop.

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