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#76

What did Jesus look like?

"But my question is....What did Jesus TASTE like?"


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....but the world goes 'round
#78

What did Jesus look like?

Jesus is symbolic and represents something much greater. So, he looks like whatever you want him to look like. He could be a black woman for all that matters. It doesn't change the significance he represents to hundreds of millions of people (of all faiths and religions)

#79

What did Jesus look like?

I would say that could be true of God and the holy spirit, but as Jesus was made flesh, he had an actual physical appearance. That's what is being asked here.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#80

What did Jesus look like?

...and I guess the answer is...whatever you decide he looked like.


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#81

What did Jesus look like?

Why should you want to know?


What did Jesus look like?


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#82

What did Jesus look like?

my point, JG2, is that it's irrelevant what he looked like. what matters is the life he led and the values, virtues, etc., he espoused. Not if he was white, black, brown, short, or tall.

#83

What did Jesus look like?

I started this thread because I was sincere and curious to know. I asked if there was a definitive description or was it different according to who you ask. Irrelevant to YOU, but I was the one asking.


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#84

What did Jesus look like?

And it's not irrelevant. The whole point of the Jesus story is that he was a man, whether or not he was also symbolic is different discussion than the one this thread was created for.


However, since it has been decreed that Jesus "looks like whatever you want him to look like" {big gay eye roll}, I shall submit the true image of my Lord and Savior. And I share it happily with the dear friend of us all, SouthFlorida.



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Updated On: 4/7/15 at 03:22 PM

#85

What did Jesus look like?

Now this, my dear friend, is something I can get behind (pun intended) and fully support. Carry on.

#86

What did Jesus look like?

The watershed moment in this story's ebbing relevance: Mario Lopez, giggling, as he said "In just a minute, folks, we're gonna talk to Hot Jesus!" The words "Hot Jesus" embossed on the ET screen in a Looney Toons evokes Hell (smoldering font) way. The ever-fawning, dimpled Mr. Lopez interviewing Hot Jesus speaks so eloquently of these troubled times, doesn't it?


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#88

What did Jesus look like?

Headband, I disagree with you. I think it's fine to imagine God or the Holy Spirit to look like a rainbow tidal wave if that's what brings you peace, but Jesus had human form. Removing faith from the equation, he was a man. He was born of a certain ancestry in a certain place. Imagining him with flowing blonde locks and blue eyes takes away the historic part of his existence. It allows a huge portion of Christians to ignore the fact that their claimed savior strongly resembled the people they are most afraid of.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#89

What did Jesus look like?

"Headband, I disagree with you. I think it's fine to imagine God or the Holy Spirit to look like a rainbow tidal wave if that's what brings you peace, but Jesus had human form. Removing faith from the equation, he was a man. He was born of a certain ancestry in a certain place. Imagining him with flowing blonde locks and blue eyes takes away the historic part of his existence. It allows a huge portion of Christians to ignore the fact that their claimed savior strongly resembled the people they are most afraid of. "


Interesting point, JG.


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#90

What did Jesus look like?

It allows a huge portion of Christians to ignore the fact that their claimed savior strongly resembled the people they are most afraid of.


This statement assumes that what you claim is accurate. I would say it's a small faction of right-wing old school religious zealouts who are "afraid." The most outspoken do not represent Christianity as a whole. In fact, I'd venture to say that the majority of Christians are loving humans who are accepting of all races (and skin colors). Did you even consider the racial breakdown of Christianity and how many minorities account for the total number of practicing Christians in the world before writing this wildly baseless accusation?


Just as violent African-American rioters do not represent all protestors or African-Americans, the same benefit of the doubt should be granted to practicing Christians. A racist, bigoted faction of Christians do not represent the religion as a whole. So, all of that aside, I do agree with the other points in your post.


Cheers.

Updated On: 4/8/15 at 09:31 AM

#91

What did Jesus look like?

." I would say it's a small faction of right-wing old school religious zealouts who are "afraid."


I"m wondering what planet you're on.


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#92

What did Jesus look like?

Have you studied the practice of Christianity? Do you know the demographic breakdown of practicing Christians, and how many of those Christians are of the skin color that JG2 claims many are "afraid" of?

#93

What did Jesus look like?

A racist, bigoted faction of Christians do not represent the religion as a whole.


Perhaps not, but as JG2 said, they do indeed make up a "huge portion" of Christians. The south has a reputation of ignorant Christian bigotry, but it's also widely found in small towns across the country. And that's just in our country. Ignorant Christian bigotry is still an international problem.


Do you know the demographic breakdown of practicing Christians, and how many of those Christians are of the skin color that JG2 claims many are "afraid" of?


Do you? I don't know the specifics, but growing up in Houston, I remember racist and homophobic "Christians" being Caucasian, African-American and Hispanic.


There are indeed some wonderful Christians out there. I know many. I didn't see anyone claim that the bigots define the religion or that they are even a majority.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#94

What did Jesus look like?

You're right, MM. But I did see a sweeping generalization in her post. I have no tolerance or patience for generalizations of any kind.

#95

What did Jesus look like?

as someone born and raised in the Bible Belt, who still has large group of friends in the South and count several pastors among my closest friends, it is with confidence I stand by my claim. A LARGE portion of those who have to believe that Jesus would have been a comfortable part of the Aryan Nation are terrified of brown skinned people. That includes many very vocal Southern US "Christians."


I never said all Christians. I never even said most Chrisitians. I said the belief allows those who are afraid to continue to live in hypocracy. Please show me my, "sweeping generalization."


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 4/8/15 at 10:58 AM

#96

What did Jesus look like?


JG2... not worth it. There's still time to turn back.


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#98

What did Jesus look like?

Some lemon sherbet, perhaps?What did Jesus look like?


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#99

What did Jesus look like?

These have always cleansed my palate. And my soul.


What did Jesus look like?

#100

What did Jesus look like?

Given that Jesus was a “virgin birth”, wouldn’t that mean that he was not biologically related to Joseph (God’s sperm and Mary’s egg) – and possibly not even biologically related to Mary (a miraculous in vitro fertilization with heavenly sperm and egg)? Thus, he would not necessarily look like Mary or Joseph (not being genetically related) – and might not even have looked like the people of that region. Jesus might have looked Han Chinese or Masai or Cherokee. He may have been a giant or a little person. But, given that no one seemed to make note of his unusual appearance, presumably he look like every other person of that region at that time, but who knows? Now, if only there was a strand of Jesus’s hair or a drop of his blood that could be genetically analyzed. I bet he had great genes.


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