What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
#25re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:34pm
Isn't there only one way to pronounce it? It's sort of a cross between an H and a K, but your throat's a bit more constricted?
I think I'm getting the idea. Pronounced like Yarmulk sorta?
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Plum
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#26re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:36pmHuh? No, that "ch" sound isn't anywhere in yarmulke. Which I call a kippa anyway. :)
#27re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:40pmOy vey. ::headdesk::
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#28re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:43pmAll these posts just because of a joke that someone didn't like. See.....humor does bring people together! By the way DollyPop, I still shop at Waldbaum's because that is where my mother and grandmother always shopped.
#29re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:45pm
I think I best just ask for matzoh balls, instead of trying to pronounce k-nay-lahh*gutteral sound* and having the clerk shake her head sadly at the Chinese lady trying out new cuisine.
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#30re: What do you call an Orthodox Jewish Farmer?
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:47pmChanukah is next month. Who likes latkes? I make mine from scratch and grate them by hand.
#31Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/13/04 at 11:50pmI haven't, but I'm spending Christmas at my Jewish friend's place with her Japanese husband, so I'm expecting a fantastic and extensive spread!
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#32Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:03amI love latkes, especially with sour cream. But I never got the apple sauce thing.
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#33Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:11amI shop at Waldbaum's because the Ass't Manager is adorable!
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#34Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:20amDollypop..I shop there because I buy my meat there. I guess we like to shop for the same things!
#35Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:22am
Wow, bad joke.
Anyway, you can definitely get manaschewitz (how ever you spell that) matzo ball soup and mix at most grocery stores in the kosher/jewish food aisle. especially around Pesach (Passover). makes great matzo balls, better than from scratch because they never come out hard like rocks. (like my Bubbie's
)
Yes, I love latkes! We hardlt ever make thm though, because my mom's always end up being green and they are very time consuming.
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#36Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:23amLatkes are so delicious. I never tried them with sour cream. I always have apple sauce with the latkes.
#37Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:27amWhat are latkes? Are they like potato pancakes? (Don't know why I have that image.)
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#38Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:30amLatkes are potato pancakes. I make them with grated potato, matzo meal, eggs oil ans seasonings. They are fried and eaten with sour cream and or applesauce.
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#39Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:34amomg i love latkes my dad makes the best. and i cant eat latkes without applesause, i never got the sour cream thing. mmmmmmm i cant wait for hannukah ....yummy yummy latkes
#40Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:34amWho here likes sufganiot(jelly doughnuts)? I don't particularly because I don't like jelly doughnuts. I do love latkes and applesauce though.
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#41Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:36amOh god, the thought of poato pancakes...drool. What's with the apple sauce thing though?
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Plum
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#42Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 1:18am
Sufganiot are great in small doses.
And Tiff, I never got the applesauce thing, myself. Sour cream is the way to go with latkes.
#43Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 2:04am
I love latkes.
Oh yes, and I am an Asian American gentile who regularly reads OnlySimchas.com! :)
#44Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 3:10ami miss knishes. they're one of my faves. that and brisket which my mom always makes for chanukah and passover. alas, i only get it at chanukah. oh well. as for matzah ball soup, you can get the ingredients at the grocery store. it's mostly matzah meal and chicken broth. not a fan of latkes as much. i think i ate them way to often when i was little. oh well. the one thing about all the food... it's all oil. lol. i remember that we used to buy oil by the gallon for chanukah cause everything was cooked in it. lol. ok, i'm done rambling. but now i'm hungry for a knish and i can't get them here! and blintzes. haven't had them in years. my grandmother used to make them. my mom and i found a recipe that tastes identical to hers, which is good, but i haven't had them in forever. blintzes with jelly... now that's mmmm mmmm good! Updated On: 11/14/04 at 03:10 AM
#45Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 4:40am
See, the one bad thing about actually living in the holy land is that I'm always ASLEEP when these great threads are thriving!! Arrrggghh.
Catching up- I LOVE matzo balls... My grandma makes them out of scratch and they're delicious! I always end up stealing some of my cousins' balls cause they never finish them..( umm that doesn't sound good). As for knish- I like it too. We don't have it that often though- funnily enough, I had it more when I was staying with different families in the states than when I was living at home.
As for the sweet things.. I love Sufganiot, especially with all the different fillings they now have. Yummie!! They've already started selling them over here but I'm resisting- I want to eat my first sufgania on the first day of Channukah. Latkes are great, too- Sorry, Plum, I'm going to have to go with the applesauce people here, cause I hate sour cream.
I like these Jewish-themed threads, as well. :)
#46Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 5:04am
So what exactly is knish? My friend made me a knish-something that had potato in it and it was FANTASTIC.
Will definitely have to look up the Jewish grocery stores around here tomorrow. I'm sure there's a few of them since we've got a pretty large Jewish population.
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#47Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 5:53am
Knish - essentially mashed potatoes wrapped in a bread-type dough and baked.
The knishes that are sold on the hot dog carts in New York City are NOT authentic - they are deep-fried instead of baked.
Besides the basic potato knish, you can mix other vegetables with the potatoes and get spinach knishes, mushroom knishes, cabbage knishes, kasha knishes, etc.
The center of the knish universe is YONAH SHIMMEL'S - located on Houston Street near 2nd Avenue. It's a run-down old shop with a few tables to eatr at (most of their business is carry-out). On Sunday mornings, folks line up down the block to get knishes by trhe dozen to take home.
Dollypop
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#48Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:43pm
I love latkes! I sometimes put jelly or apple butter on mine.
What about kishka? I was in Scotland this summer and happily learned that the Scottish haggis is really my beloved kishka--only the Scots pour some scotch whiskey over theirs.
Oh, life is good!
Plum
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#49Jewish food threadjack
Posted: 11/14/04 at 12:44pmAh, those moments of cross-cultural togetherness. Gotta love 'em.
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