What makes you feel 'Butch'- Page 4
What makes you feel 'Butch'
alterego
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/03
#75re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:15amCM2 are you Australian? If so, whereabouts are you?
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#76re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 9:39amNo, not Australian; but I've been there. I'm British/American. Dual citizenship; but was born and raised in the UK.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#77re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 9:42amAnd every once and awhile, I wish I was a gay male...
#78re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 11:10amWhen I want to feel butch, I simply scratch my crotch in public. It's so attractive and macho. It reminds people that not only are you a man, but that you have a penis so big it requires repositioning every ten minutes forcing girls to notice it and be immediately turned on. If a guy looks at it, I'll just assault him with names and threaten physical harm (I don't actually physically harm them unless I am in a group because gays go to the gym now). Then I tell my female coworkers they should be pregnant and cooking dinner instead of taking jobs away from the dominant sex. I also am suer to refer to every woman in the office as a bitch unless she is hot. After a long day in the office making fun of anyone I deem inferior and coining new euphemisms for female genitalia, I make sure I am seen at a local bar drinking domestic beer and yelling as much as possible.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#79re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 11:12am
"What makes you feel 'Butch'?"
Being topped by a marine - although, it's hard to find one that's versatile.
#80re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 11:16amTopping a marine and not stoping until he screams out Carpe Diem
#81re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 12:46pmUsing a belt or flogger on a restrained studs back and ass until he begs me to stop.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#82re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 1:28pm
Matt...
I just peed a little laughing at your post.
Oh and Ellie, what are "denchers"....
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-whatever2
#83re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:03pm
all marines are bottoms........check out any bathhouse near a base......and of course, they do not kiss........ah the memories of having lived in San Diego.......
you don't have to be butch to top a marine just have a big...er....ah......well you know.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#84re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:07pm
Thankfully, Elph, that's not a problem 
But you're right, they're all bottoms! Now 'Flyboys', on the other hand . . .
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#85re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:04pm
Well, if we are going to compare size.....
I'll beat everyone. 
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#86re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:23pm
Notice that my question was, "what makes you feel EXTRA butch?"
So anyone can chime in on this.
Oh, and by the way...bump
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#87re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:39pm
I meant dentures, of course. It was late...
I'm sure Rath can give you more information if you so desire.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#88re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:44pmPissing in the wind makes me feel EXTRA butch.
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#89re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:48pm
Passing gas in public....
Just kidding...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#90re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:50pm
haha.
But I agree with stractching your nuts in public.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#91re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:30pmMaybe farting in an elevator?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#92re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/27/05 at 2:23pm
i'd like to feel many poster's "extra butch". Or posteriors "extra butch" for that matter.
At the "head" of the line would be CON ME 2, THEATRE DIVA, and KING STEVOS who still has my allegiance, unlike the rest of you fickle wenches. Also, the "extra butchness" of NAMO and mi PAPITO go without saying. EL TICO & ORION seem to have their fair share, as does the lately missing KMF-NYC.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
Updated On: 5/27/05 at 02:23 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#93re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/27/05 at 3:23pmSo I take it I'm not your cup of tea TX?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#94re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 12:44pmi did list you, handsome. Do i need to assign your number?!?!? i know there are a lot of theatre divas in the world, but not that you guys had adopted a numbering system.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#95re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 12:52pmI'm not butch enough for you, Tx?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#96re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 12:58pm
I'm confused and, perhaps, a bit frightened, by what Texas wants to do to (with?) me.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
Updated On: 5/28/05 at 12:58 PM
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#97re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 1:10pm
no worries, CON ME, we'll take it slowly. And when you speak of this, and you will, be....kind.
RATH you may be a bit TOO butch for me. But there is only one way to find out. i've thought for a while i might be ultimately happiest in an open relationship with a wonderful bisexual woman.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#98re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 1:11pmSorry, TX, lovely as the offer sounds, I am full-on lez.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#99re: What makes you feel 'Butch'
Posted: 5/28/05 at 1:14pmwell, some of the best relationships have no sex. If you don't mind my men and women on the side, i won't mind your female extracurriculars. We'd make excellent parents.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
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