American Beauty left me speechless, but not in a good way. I was cranky before I went to see it, and afterwards...I couldn't talk to anyone unless they wanted an arguement to ensue. I hated that movie.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.