What's the best song to have sex to?

#1

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:21pm

Is there any question? "The Lonely Goatherd" from The Sound of Music, of course.

So sayeth Dan Savage. What say you?

Updated On: 11/10/10 at 12:21 PM

#2

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:22pm

"Take Me Out to the Ball Game."

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When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

#3

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:32pm

Any showtune is hot, hot, hot.


You truly haven't lived until you've blown a load on your partners face at the last "For MEEEEEEEE" at the end of "Rose's Turn".

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#4

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:35pm

Borstal, Dan's second choice was "If Mama were Married."

#5

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:38pm

Hands down "The Hokey Pokey" because that's what it's all about!

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#6

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:40pm

The Bunny Hop. Hop. Hop. Hop.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#7

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:45pm

"Purple People Eater" takes on a whole new exciting meaning during coitus.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#8

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:46pm

Is this extra-marital?

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#9

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:49pm

I blew a guy while listening to "I Hate The Bus". Does that count?

#10

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 1:37pm

Was it while you were on a bus?

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When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

#11

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 1:43pm

No, the subway. I hate the bus.

#12

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 1:50pm

Pop! Goes the Weasel

#13

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 1:50pm

SOMMS wins. Again.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#14

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:00pm

The Cosby Show theme, while doing his dance.

#15

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:24pm

You're the Top.

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#16

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:27pm

LOL

#17

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:40pm

"Hi-ho, hi-ho!"

#18

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:43pm

Blow, Gabriel, Blow.

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When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

#19

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:49pm

"I Put My Hand in There."

#20

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:57pm

"Is That All There Is?"

#21

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:28pm

Kad, I would imagine "You're the Top" is only needed when two bottoms accidentally hook up.

#22

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:37pm

"...when two bottoms accidentally hook up."

Wouldn't that be Can-Can?

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#23

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:42pm

A Little Priest

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#24

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:48pm

"If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake"

#25

What's the best song to have sex to?

Posted: 11/10/10 at 4:04pm

"Splish Splash"

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When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad