After making the "Wannabe by The Spice Girls" thread, I realized I did some pretty gay things as a child.
-when I was about 4, I had a lisp...my babysitters taught me to get rid of it.
-When I was about 5 or 6, I used to walk around with a flicked wrist, thinking I looked like a maid...I walked around like that about 50% of the time.
-I tried to make a dress once out of a trashbag when I was about 6 or 7.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA