Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#128But Why?
Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:59amWell, luv, you got my attention. Now, I want details. Starting with, how the hell would you know that?
#130But Why?
Posted: 7/21/05 at 9:34amThis thread makes gay men sound like puppies, but I have to admit that I never had so many crushes on unattainable men until I started spending time at BWW.
#131But Why?
Posted: 7/21/05 at 9:36amtell me bout it just look at matthius202 woooo hooo
#132But Why?
Posted: 7/21/05 at 2:19pm
there is someone to adore everyone out there, regardless of gender or sexuality or preference in hobbies...
and i volunteer to do so for both CON ME 2 and mi PAPITO.
#135But Why?
Posted: 7/21/05 at 4:23pm
I love being gay! I love hanging out with my girlfriends and getting facials, then going for a mani (clear polish please!), and then hitting Barney's! I advise them on what to wear (bootleg-cut jeans are always safe) and what never to wear (muu muus won't ever come back ladies!).
Then we teeter down the street, arm in arm, giggling at all the silly tourists and their poor fashion choices! We point and laugh at their fannypacks, strapped over bulging bellies. We giggle at their Ogilvye home perms. We taunt them with our Venti Low-Cal No-Whip Frappucinos and make fun of their lack of discipline. Iowa, if you want the pants to fit, you must quit!
Then we go to a Pilates class and compliment each other on our muscle tone, and we follow it with a big glass of colon blow which we then purge in the luxe bathrooms of our gym!
Oh, to be gay!
#138But Why?
Posted: 7/22/05 at 1:21pmis it possible that CON ME 2 can actually be THAT cute, have all those interesting hobbies, and also THAT considerate? how can that be....oh yeah, he's spoken for. THAT'S how. *sigh*
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