Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

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Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:53pm

1) We LOVE to go shopping;

2) We dress and groom ourselves well;

3) We're Good Listeners--you can tell us ANYTHING!;

AND

4) We May Steal Your Boyfriends--But we'll LOOK adorable whilst we do it!

How can you NOT Love Us???

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Updated On: 12/3/04 at 05:53 PM

#2

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:55pm

"We'll NEVER Steal Your Boyfriends!"

HUH???

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#3

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:56pm

Because you guys are unattainable by the masses of bitter, single, straight women out there, so we don't feel the need to pass harsh judgment on you the way we would to prospective significant others and the women we view as being competition (i.e. smarter, prettier and better dressed than us).

Grr...

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#4

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:56pm

You took the 'HUH' right outta my mouth, Matt!

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#5

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:57pm

Please pardon any confusion--Matt, my post was directed to the FEMALE members of BWW.

But yes, your point is well taken.

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#6

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:58pm

I think Matt will back me up when I say the 'HUH' still applies.

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#7

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:59pm

HUH???

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#8

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:59pm

See?

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#9

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:00pm

Well, how about this, Matt & Robbie:

We WILL steal your boyfriends--but in an absolutely adorable manner.

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

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re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:01pm

HUH???

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#11

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:01pm

Acceptable.

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#12

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:02pm

We'll steal your boyfriends in ways crueler and nastier than anything you could ever imagine.

Not all fags are cute about it.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#13

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:03pm

'But we'll LOOK adorable whilst we do it.'

I think this is a good compromise.

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Updated On: 12/3/04 at 06:03 PM

#14

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:04pm

Acceptable.

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#15

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:04pm

I am straight and very adorable. I have dimples...some are even on my face.

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#16

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:05pm

Sorry to hear that, Matt.

I guess I've just been lucky in that particular arena is all.

I'll be happy to edit my post and retract that if It'll make you feel better.

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#17

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Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:13pm

Robbie-if Matt won't back you up, i will. I think you dropped something. Bend over and look for it.

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#18

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:22pm

what is it with that? my sister has said numerous times that she'd never bring a guy home to meet me because she doesn't want me to steal him away... that's silly. if the guy is straight, I'm not touching him... what's the deal??? I wouldn't do that to her... even if he did turn out to be bi or something... no way...

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 06:22 PM

#19

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:26pm

You guys are wayyyy funnier than straight guys
And have an incredible sense of fashion
*Thinking about queer eye*

#20

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:27pm

Sean Hayes......Need I say more?

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#21

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:30pm

Aisy,

I would give ANYTHING for ONE date with Kyan on "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy."

Just - One - Date.

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#22

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:33pm

me too!!!! i could use some advice from him!

#23

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 8:20pm

Gays are extremely freaking adorable. Especially when we are chatting it up about hot guys and musical theatre and when they tell me what to wear. I love my gay men hehe!

#24

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:14pm

I don't know of you have heard, but a small percentage of "gays" are actually - brace yourselves - WOMEN.

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#25

re: Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:37pm

we're just lucky, i guess!

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