Why are Gays So Freaking Adorable?

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:53pm

1) We LOVE to go shopping;

2) We dress and groom ourselves well;

3) We're Good Listeners--you can tell us ANYTHING!;

AND

4) We May Steal Your Boyfriends--But we'll LOOK adorable whilst we do it!

How can you NOT Love Us???

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 05:53 PM

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:55pm

"We'll NEVER Steal Your Boyfriends!"

HUH???

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:56pm

Because you guys are unattainable by the masses of bitter, single, straight women out there, so we don't feel the need to pass harsh judgment on you the way we would to prospective significant others and the women we view as being competition (i.e. smarter, prettier and better dressed than us).

Grr...

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:56pm

You took the 'HUH' right outta my mouth, Matt!

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:57pm

Please pardon any confusion--Matt, my post was directed to the FEMALE members of BWW.

But yes, your point is well taken.

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:58pm

I think Matt will back me up when I say the 'HUH' still applies.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:59pm

HUH???

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 5:59pm

See?

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:00pm

Well, how about this, Matt & Robbie:

We WILL steal your boyfriends--but in an absolutely adorable manner.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:01pm

HUH???

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:01pm

Acceptable.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:02pm

We'll steal your boyfriends in ways crueler and nastier than anything you could ever imagine.

Not all fags are cute about it.

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:03pm

'But we'll LOOK adorable whilst we do it.'

I think this is a good compromise.

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 06:03 PM

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:04pm

Acceptable.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:04pm

I am straight and very adorable. I have dimples...some are even on my face.

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:05pm

Sorry to hear that, Matt.

I guess I've just been lucky in that particular arena is all.

I'll be happy to edit my post and retract that if It'll make you feel better.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:13pm

Robbie-if Matt won't back you up, i will. I think you dropped something. Bend over and look for it.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:22pm

what is it with that? my sister has said numerous times that she'd never bring a guy home to meet me because she doesn't want me to steal him away... that's silly. if the guy is straight, I'm not touching him... what's the deal??? I wouldn't do that to her... even if he did turn out to be bi or something... no way... Updated On: 12/3/04 at 06:22 PM

[Aisy]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:26pm

You guys are wayyyy funnier than straight guys
And have an incredible sense of fashion
*Thinking about queer eye*

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:27pm

Sean Hayes......Need I say more?

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:30pm

Aisy,

I would give ANYTHING for ONE date with Kyan on "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy."

Just - One - Date.

[Aisy]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:33pm

me too!!!! i could use some advice from him!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 8:20pm

Gays are extremely freaking adorable. Especially when we are chatting it up about hot guys and musical theatre and when they tell me what to wear. I love my gay men hehe!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:14pm

I don't know of you have heard, but a small percentage of "gays" are actually - brace yourselves - WOMEN.

[cturtle]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 9:37pm

we're just lucky, i guess!