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#51

She was Taken Out of Context According to Fox News!

The Daily Beast is taking suggestions for a theme song; Most people have picked any of the songs with "crazy" in the title but I liked this one:

Bachmann has a reputation for flubbing facts about American history, so some readers suggested “Wonderful World” by Sam Cooke, with its opening line: “Don’t know much about history.”
#54

She was Taken Out of Context According to Fox News!

Folks are dumb where I come from,
They ain't had any learning.
Still they're happy as can be
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally).
Folks like us could never fuss
With schools and books and learning.
Still we've gone from A to Z,
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally)
You don't have to know how to read or write
When you're out with a feller in the pale moonlight.
You don't have to look in a book to find out
What he thinks of the moon and what is on his mind.
That comes naturally (that comes naturally).
My uncle out in Texas can't even write his name.
He signs his checks with "x's"
But they cash them just the same.
If you saw my pa and ma,
You'd know they had no learning,
Still they've raised a family
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally)
Cousin Jack has never read an almanac on drinking
Still he's always on the spree
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally).
Sister Sal who's musical has never had a lesson,
Still she's learned to sing off-key
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally).
You don't have to go a private school
Not to pick up a penny near a stubborn mule,
You don't have to have a professor's dome
Not to go for the honey when the bee's not home.
That comes naturally (that comes naturally).
My tiny baby brother, who's never read a book,
Knows one sex from the other,
All he had to do was look,
Grandpa Bill is on the hill
With someone he just married.
There he is at ninety-three,
Doin' what comes naturally (doin' what comes naturally).

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#55

She was Taken Out of Context According to Fox News!

Sorry everyone but I have become obsessed with little ole' Marcus Bachman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yujOclQ0P8&feature=channel_video_title

I love Joe.My.God's description.

"Paul Lynde + Charles Nelson Reilly = the voice of Marcus Bachmann. Throw some Liberace in there too."

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 6/30/11 at 04:18 PM

#56

She was Taken Out of Context According to Fox News!

Cher thinks Michelle Bachman's husband is gay. I love Cher.

"GAYGAYGAYGAY Without style"
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

Updated On: 7/1/11 at 01:49 AM

#57

She was Taken Out of Context According to Fox News!

This has me thinking...is Chaz Bono going to look a helluva lot like Marcus Bachmann in around 10 years or so???
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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