Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
#0Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:34pmWhat are some of your favorites?
"I don't wanna see that!" -Aunt Sassy (as played by Valerie Cherish) on Room & Bored
#2re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:38pm
"Haley Joel Osment you look fantastic!"
<--Sometimes it's easier to get out of a jam than into one
Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:38 PM
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#3re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:41pmCan not say as I never watched an episode of it
Poster Emeritus
#4re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:42pmOh. Okay :).
"I don't wanna see that!" -Aunt Sassy (as played by Valerie Cherish) on Room & Bored
#5re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:46pm
"i bet you've seen a cockatoo..."
there are many, that is just the first oen that pops into my head
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:46 PM
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#6re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:48pm
So many fantastically funny lines, but for sheer genius of delivery, I will go with Debbie Reynolds as Bobbi Adler: "No panty line because....NO PANTIES!"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:48 PM
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#7re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:48pm
"How dare you call me racist! Nobody gets away with call me racist... and you can ask anybody I own!"
Or something like that.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#8re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:49pm
Bonnie: "I'm gay, Jack."
Jack: "Prove it! Say something lesbionic!"
Bonnie: "Home Depot."
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde
#9re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:50pm
"I'm not a stalker, I'm a professional crazed fan."
"Why would anybody dub my voice?!!"
and of course my signature =)
"Oh look the bar's open and a homo!"
"See ya!!"
#10re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:52pmKaren: "I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't someone just pee directly on me?"
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde
#11re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:56pmKaren (to visible maids): I can see you!
#12re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:58pm
"Milk, milk, lemonade. Around back, fudge is made."
what is that one about Karen's view of Christmas? something about Rapunzel's tower and the 3 wise men spinning a dradel to see how much winter there will be? right? can anyone post that?
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
Pinky
Broadway Star Joined: 3/31/04
#13re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:14pm
I can't remember it exactly...but it was something like:
"Neil Patrick Harris has been through more tenors than the Broadway Theatre"
Penn State Forever!!!!
#14re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:14pm
Karen: "Gin!"
Will: "Karen we're playing poker."
Karen: "I know I'm placing my order. Come on mommy's dry."
<--Sometimes it's easier to get out of a jam than into one
#15re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:16pmJack: If god had intended for man and woman to be together he would have given thewm both penises.
#16re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:27pm
WILL: I made these kabobs for Grace once. She totally fell in love with the recipe.
GRACE: Liar! How could I fall in love with your kabobs? I've never had them. Diane had your kabobs. But apparently, I wasn't good enough for your kabobs.
LEO: Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kabobs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?
JACK: Silly. Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kabobs. She has a kagina.
KAREN: And nice katits.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:28pm
Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.
Karen: Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace did you know I was gay when you met me?
Grace: My dog knew.
I will miss the show!
Updated On: 5/26/06 at 10:28 PM
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#18re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:36pm
Honey, you fell out of the gay tree and hit every gay branch on the way down...
(pause)
And you landed on a gay guy...
(pause)
And you did him!
dotmarie
Broadway Star Joined: 8/14/03
#19re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:54pm"Tonys! Honey, enough with those bowling trophies. That's an award they invented to keep gay men off the streets for a night." -Karen to James Earl Jones
tagiunagi
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/27/05
#21re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:10pm
"I should have said 'B as in boy' instead of 'B as in bagina.'" - Karen
"I don't think I need a drag queen to define normal behavior for me." - Jack to Cher
Question: Will Esparza win for The Homecoming?
BobbyBubby: I hope so. If only for the mental health of many people on this board.
ACTlete676
Stand-by Joined: 1/8/05
#22re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:17pm
As Karen makes an annoucment to a crowd of people:
"Ladies, gentelmen... and undecided"
Who says blondes have more fun on the French Riviera?
#23re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:43pm
"You say potato, I say vodka." - Karen.
"If I were going to have sex with a woman it would be Hillary Swank...or Tobey Maguire." - Will.
#24re: Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes
Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:55pm
"SHUT UP PATTI LUPONE!"
(I cannot believe none of you already said it!)
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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