Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes

[boxers7]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:34pm

What are some of your favorites?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:36pm

"Declined. Declined. APPROVED."

[Dancinqueen123]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:38pm

"Haley Joel Osment you look fantastic!"

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:38 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:41pm

Can not say as I never watched an episode of it

[boxers7]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:42pm

Oh. Okay :).

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:46pm

"i bet you've seen a cockatoo..."

there are many, that is just the first oen that pops into my head

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:46 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:48pm

So many fantastically funny lines, but for sheer genius of delivery, I will go with Debbie Reynolds as Bobbi Adler: "No panty line because....NO PANTIES!"

Updated On: 5/26/06 at 09:48 PM

[DramaDork925]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:48pm

"How dare you call me racist! Nobody gets away with call me racist... and you can ask anybody I own!"

Or something like that.

[FOAnatic]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:49pm

Bonnie: "I'm gay, Jack."

Jack: "Prove it! Say something lesbionic!"

Bonnie: "Home Depot."

[suddenlyseymour]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:50pm

"I'm not a stalker, I'm a professional crazed fan."
"Why would anybody dub my voice?!!"

and of course my signature =)
"Oh look the bar's open and a homo!"
"See ya!!"

[FOAnatic]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:52pm

Karen: "I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't someone just pee directly on me?"

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:56pm

Karen (to visible maids): I can see you!

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:58pm

"Milk, milk, lemonade. Around back, fudge is made."

what is that one about Karen's view of Christmas? something about Rapunzel's tower and the 3 wise men spinning a dradel to see how much winter there will be? right? can anyone post that?

[Pinky]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:14pm

I can't remember it exactly...but it was something like:

"Neil Patrick Harris has been through more tenors than the Broadway Theatre"

[Dancinqueen123]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:14pm

Karen: "Gin!"
Will: "Karen we're playing poker."
Karen: "I know I'm placing my order. Come on mommy's dry."

[Just_John]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:16pm

Jack: If god had intended for man and woman to be together he would have given thewm both penises.

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:27pm

WILL: I made these kabobs for Grace once. She totally fell in love with the recipe.
GRACE: Liar! How could I fall in love with your kabobs? I've never had them. Diane had your kabobs. But apparently, I wasn't good enough for your kabobs.
LEO: Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kabobs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?
JACK: Silly. Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kabobs. She has a kagina.
KAREN: And nice katits.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:28pm

Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.


Karen: Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace did you know I was gay when you met me?
Grace: My dog knew.

I will miss the show!



Updated On: 5/26/06 at 10:28 PM

[Jon]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:36pm

Honey, you fell out of the gay tree and hit every gay branch on the way down...

(pause)

And you landed on a gay guy...

(pause)

And you did him!

[dotmarie]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:54pm

"Tonys! Honey, enough with those bowling trophies. That's an award they invented to keep gay men off the streets for a night." -Karen to James Earl Jones

[jeremykushnier1fan]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:01pm

"Just Jack!"

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:10pm

"I should have said 'B as in boy' instead of 'B as in bagina.'" - Karen

"I don't think I need a drag queen to define normal behavior for me." - Jack to Cher

[ACTlete676]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:17pm

As Karen makes an annoucment to a crowd of people:

"Ladies, gentelmen... and undecided"

[justagirl2]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:43pm

"You say potato, I say vodka." - Karen.

"If I were going to have sex with a woman it would be Hillary Swank...or Tobey Maguire." - Will.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:55pm

"SHUT UP PATTI LUPONE!"

(I cannot believe none of you already said it!)