Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes- Page 2

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 5/26/06 at 11:59pm

Anyone that talks to me on IM knows that W&G quotes are the only thing I ever use for an away message

One of my favorites:

"I've got something tough to tell you. Uh, I'm fabulous, okay? I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I've got a killer rack. Do you get what I'm saying?"

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:03am

Grace: You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
Will: "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?

Cheryl: Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Taylor and Hayden's mom.
Karen: I have no idea what you just said.

[Ellen asked Grace to baby-sit her kids but is now upset because she assumed Will would be there as well and he is out of town and she no longer wants Grace to do it]
Ellen: You know what I just realized? Rob's sister can probably do it. She lives closer to us anyway.
Grace: Judy? The one who has to turn the lights on 14 times or the oceans will dry up?
Karen: Ellen, why would you leave your kids with someone who has such an important job?

I'll add more when they come to me.

Updated On: 5/27/06 at 12:03 AM

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:11am

"Anastasia like Russian royalty. Beaverhausen like... where the beaver live."

"You say potato, I say vodka."

"Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore, that's why were soulmates!"

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."

"Karen Walker! I thought I smelled gin and regret."

"Good god honey! How can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?"

"What's the story, drunken whorey?"

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:47am

Jack: Jack who!?
Will: Jack you!!
Jack: Jack me!?
Will: No thanks!!

[blueroses]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:53am

Grace, after a break-up, viewing her Bat Mitzvah videos:

"Baruch atah adonai I'm gonna die alone!"

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:59am

Will to Jack:

"Okay, here's what you do: Call Dorothy and tell her to meet you at the Yellow Brick Road. When you get to the end, you'll see a man. Ask him for a brain."

[blueroses]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 1:00am

Cher: "If I could turn back time..."
Jack: "Taoooome....taommme..."

Will: "Guys dont makes passes at girls who wear glasses."
Jack: "Guys dont make passes at guys with fat asses."

Updated On: 5/27/06 at 01:00 AM

[boxers7]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 1:06am

GROUP: One, Two
WILL: Wait!
JACK: C'mon! I was gonna say three, four, slam it whore!

[blueroses]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 1:13am

Karen: "Poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money."

[vbplayer]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 1:24am

There isn't a thread long enough to post them all. Great writing as far as I'm concerned.

[Britt0913]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 9:44am

Karen: Smoking in the office. So inappropriate! (pause) Hey, anybody mind if I take my boob out for a second?
Grace: Hey! It's one thing at dinner, Karen. But at work I'd really prefer you keep it in!

Karenchecking into hotel) Hello Mr. I moved here to become an actor, failed, and then decided that working in a hotel is really what I wanted to do after all.

I've got more, just need to think of them!

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 10:31am

Definitely one of my all time faves:

Jack: Oh look, my ride's arrived. It's a huff. I believe I'll leave in it! *insert haughty flouncy jack movement and door slam*

[boxers7]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 11:52am

JACK: I don't know what to do anymore. I throw up my hands and jut out my hip. (Throws up his hands and juts out his hip.)

[robyn525600]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:09pm

In one of their X-mas episodes, Will said "Instead of baby Jesus, we have a plate of cheeses!" when Karen brought out a cheese spread.

[robyn525600]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:15pm

Will & Jack trying to figure out how to escape a place they're at without anyone seeing them.......

WILL: How about the back door?
JACK: Will Truman!! Don't hit on me at a time like this!

[hannahshule]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 12:16pm

Karen helping Jack prepare for a spelling bee:

Karen: The word is 'doily'
Jack: 'Doily'?
Karen: 'Doily'
Jack: 'Doily'?
Karen: 'Doily'
Jack: Could I have it in a sentence please.
Karen: He walked 'doily' down the street.
Jack: Ah yes 'doily'!

[kate2]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 1:41pm

Karen: Knock! Knock! Is anybody homo?
Jack: I AM! I AM!

[mint0621]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 2:46pm

"They don't give awards for being gay...except for the Tony awards!" --Will

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 2:52pm

All from the episode where Will goes to Vince's house for Thanksgiving and all are said by Jack...

"Thanksgiving is when the girl Indians introduced the girl Pilgrims to sex. They called it 'maiz' because lesbian sex is so confusing that you sometimes lose your way."

"Mingle me this..."

"Hello Ro. Herrro."

[Liam]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:04pm

Grace: 'You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?'
Will: 'Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha'?'

[Liam]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:05pm

Will: 'Look at this. I'll bet Courtney Love has probably peed in this very toilet.'
Grace: 'Or, at the very least, around it.'

[Liam]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:06pm

Jack: 'So what's cookin' average lookin'?'

[Liam]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:09pm

Karen: 'Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?'

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:32pm

Karen [to a washing machine]: Where are all the fish?

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Jack [to Will who has over-tweezed his eyebrows]: Oh, dear God, you've over-tweezed again. Let me look at you. Nope, can't be saved. My advice: put two chopsticks in your hair, wear a kimono, and speak only when spoken to.

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Karen: All right, Ellen. Good luck with the new jug. While you're there, you might have 'em take a nip at the old gobble gobble.

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Leo: It's ok, I can handle it. I'm an adult.
Karen: Erer.

[meggsison]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 3:36pm

Will: Jack, just pour the milk. It's cereal, not dynamite.

Grace: Fine, I don't need to go out with you guys. I have a kick ass night planned.
Will: OK, ant traps are under the sink.
Grace: Thanks.

Stranger at the Gay Parade: You see, your drag name is the name of the first pet you had and the name of the first street you lived on.
Karen: So mine would be uh...ShuShu Fontanna.
[they all laugh]
Karen: That's hysterical. Jackie what's yours?
Jack: [upset] Glen 125th.