Joined: 12/31/69
Ok..my favorite is the line Matt Damon has about loving choral music...how it's being "chucked gently under the chin by God" and how "there's just no room for a straight man in that world".
However, tonight's show struck a chord, since we just closed our production of Evita tonight...
Referring to the towel he has wrapped around his head, Jack says, "Damn this is tight. Now I know why Evita was such a bitch".
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
The episode where Jack had a psycho stalker. She said:
"I'm wearing your dirty bath water in a vial around my neck"
and
"I pretended that your jock strap was an oxygen mask"
Broadway Star Joined: 5/11/06
Jack: You were a little off key there. But don't worry, I don't think they noticed.
Matt Damon: Yeah. That's why I wore a tight t-shirt. And I do think they noticed!
Karen and her mom decide to pull one last scam. Karen is wearing a sweatshirt that says "I loves me kitty" with a pictureof a cat on it. Jack sees her and says:
JACK: "Oh my God, I have a sweatshirt just like that. Except it has a picture of a rooster on it and it says "I love my big red..."
WILL: Jack!
The one about having dinner with You, Me, Will, and Mary.
All the quotes with Jack, Karen, and her gay pony.
Oooh this is a good one.
Okay so Nathan and Karen are in the elevator and this is when they first meet.
Karen : "Going down?"
Nathan: "Well you cut right to the chase doncha?"
I think its funny if you've seen it.
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