Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes- Page 8

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:12pm

jack: "Hateful!"

[singingwendy]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:13pm

Ok..my favorite is the line Matt Damon has about loving choral music...how it's being "chucked gently under the chin by God" and how "there's just no room for a straight man in that world".

However, tonight's show struck a chord, since we just closed our production of Evita tonight...

Referring to the towel he has wrapped around his head, Jack says, "Damn this is tight. Now I know why Evita was such a bitch".

[courtnyj]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:46pm

"Abs-and-pecs-olutely!"

[jimnysf]

Posted: 7/16/06 at 3:01am

The episode where Jack had a psycho stalker. She said:

"I'm wearing your dirty bath water in a vial around my neck"

and

"I pretended that your jock strap was an oxygen mask"

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/16/06 at 10:59am

Jack: You were a little off key there. But don't worry, I don't think they noticed.
Matt Damon: Yeah. That's why I wore a tight t-shirt. And I do think they noticed!


Karen and her mom decide to pull one last scam. Karen is wearing a sweatshirt that says "I loves me kitty" with a pictureof a cat on it. Jack sees her and says:

JACK: "Oh my God, I have a sweatshirt just like that. Except it has a picture of a rooster on it and it says "I love my big red..."

WILL: Jack!

[Marlene]

Posted: 7/16/06 at 12:20pm

The one about having dinner with You, Me, Will, and Mary.

All the quotes with Jack, Karen, and her gay pony.

[LaVieHilary]

Posted: 7/16/06 at 7:20pm

Oooh this is a good one.

Okay so Nathan and Karen are in the elevator and this is when they first meet.

Karen : "Going down?"
Nathan: "Well you cut right to the chase doncha?"

I think its funny if you've seen it.