Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes- Page 6

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 6/3/06 at 9:06pm

Jack: What are we in line for? God, from the looks of this crowd, I hope it's birth control.

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/4/06 at 2:18am

Jack: Look at me, Will. I am adorable. Now back to you. You look AWFUL!

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 6/4/06 at 10:21pm

I don't know the exact quote, but something along the lines of:

Karen: (Picks up latex glove) This is the strangest condom I've ever seen!!!

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:17pm

KAREN: Sorry we're late, Jackie. Rosie took me shopping. I've never been to a bodega in Spanish Harlem before.

ROSARIO: That was Macy's.

KAREN: "Macy's." Hear me? I'm speakin' Spanish.

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JACK: Easy, Elizabeth! You're putting makeup on a star, not suntan lotion on some slut during spring break!

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KAREN: Someone called from the Mac Awards. Ted... Homosexual.

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 2:10am

Karen: Honey, these noodles are teriff. And that's a big compliment coming from me. I'm Asian.

Grace: They're amazing, aren't they? I just want to strip naked and writhe around in a giant take-out container full of them.

Karen: Anddd I guess I'm done.

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 2:30am

Will meets Jennifer Lopez....

Will: Hi, hi there, hi. I saw you here and I totally want to respect your privacy but I am SUCH a huge fan. I read everything about you. People, US, Star, the Enquirer, sometimes I even go online.

JLo: I'm sorry, are you saying that the details of my personal life -- the tragedy, pain, heartache -- that thats entertaining to you?

Will: Oh, god, yes!

JLo: (sniffs) are you wearing Glow?

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:16am

Karen: Ahhh..Beverly Lesley. If you were sitting on a stack of phone books it would be nice to see you, too.
Broadway World Has Inspired Me to Have Crushes Again

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:53pm

All from the same episode:

Grace: Ohh.. don't like needles. Don't like looking at them. Don't like hearing about them. You know, I can't even say the name Ringo because he was a Beatle, and that sounds like needle.

Karen: It's Stan. He needs blood for a bypass. And.. he needs it drawn slowly but a large pointy needle.
Grace: Um...um, I-I-I-doubt that-that I would even match. I've got--I've got a very rare blood type.
Karen: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Grace: What type do they need?
Karen: What type do you have?
Grace: What type do they need?
Karen: What type do you have?
Grace: Um, AB-negative.
Karen: That's the type they need.

Doctor: Grace, this is Nurse Trainee Pittman, she'll be taking your blood.
Nurse Trainee Pittman: I like your hair.
Grace: Whoa, whoa -- her? Isn't there someone who's a little more...experienced? Someone who didn't drive in on a Big Wheel?
Nurse Trainee Pittman: Oh, I don't drive. I keep taking the test over and over again but I'm all...This is hard!

Nurse Trainee Pittman: Now...You may want to have a doughnut and some juice first.
Grace: First? Isn't it supposed to be after?
Nurse Trainee Pittman: Right! After, after. (hits herself on the head) Dumb, dumb, dummy!

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:55pm

(Grace and Jack are visiting Karen in her limo)
Grace: Last chance, Karen. You gonna spend the night here, or we gonna go back to my nice, soft, comfortable bed?
Karen: Good Lord. You will do anything to get into my pants.
Grace: Alright, then. Let's go to sleep. Night.
Karen: Night.
Jack: Night.
Rosario: Noches.
Karen: ...Jack? That had better be your penis.
Grace: I can't do this. I sleep on my left. Turn.
(everybody turns the other way)
Grace: Night.
Karen: Night.
Jack: Night.
Rosario: Noches.
Karen: Grace? That had better be your penis.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/12/06 at 1:21am

Jack: (to his acting student) Okay I want you to bring that back to me tomorrow, and that time, do it like you're good.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/14/06 at 12:16am

Jack: Okay people, take 10. *pause* That's showbiz lingo for I'll be back whenever I feel like it.

[broadwayfan12]

Posted: 6/14/06 at 11:08am

Karren- what is this honey? whats going on here??

Grace to Will- What did you do to Jack???
Will- what?
Grace-everytime you do something to Jack you become a better friend to me.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:23pm

Karen: (to Beverly Leslie) Since Stan left me I can't throw around money with the ease I can throw around you.

Karen: That dinner is mine!
Beverly: No, it's mine, you pickled woman!
Karen: Baby Gap!

Karen: Well I hope you're happy. Goodbye. You're short.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 12:37pm

Will: (to Grace) What kind of a world do you live in where the only reasons a person is in the hallway is to fart or spy?

[dotmarie]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 1:00pm

Doctor: Mrs. Walker? I have some news about your husband.
Karen: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I looking at a future full of loneliness and memories of better days, or is Stan gonna die?
Doctor: Mrs. Walker, the tests results came back and it seems your husband didn't have a heart attack at all.
Karen: Oh, thank god.
Doctor: But rather, acute angina.
Karen: You have a lot of nerve coming on to me while my husband's dying.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 1:13pm

Jack: Reluctant pivot and inquisitive head tilt... Amused raised of eyebrow and shake of head

I love when Jack says what he's doing as he does it.

Jack: Oh fine then, go on. Laugh at the sad gay clown!
*opens door to find Barry*
Apox on your date and your entrees!

[bta212]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 5:44pm

By "favorite" I mean the one that I say so often and with such ease that some day soon I will forget that I didn't just make it up myself......

Karen: "Are you workin' me, Wilma??!!"

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 6/15/06 at 9:58pm

When Jack & Will decide to coach newly out of the closet Barry on all things homosexual.

JACK: "That's what we do, Will. We Gay it Forward."

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/16/06 at 12:22am

Grace: I was trying to protect you.
Will: Nice protection, Grace. If you were a condom, I'd be pregnant now.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 6/16/06 at 6:30am

Anything that Karen says to Leslie Jordan.

I saw one the other day that had to with the TONYS.

JACK: We should get an award. (For making Barry hot.)
WILL: Gay men do get awards. They're called the TONYS.

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/16/06 at 8:42am

You mean, Beverly Leslie?

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 6/16/06 at 9:51am

Yes. I accidently typed the actor's name instead of the character's name. But no one else can be mistaken for "Baby Gap".

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:15am

Hehe. See above for the baby gap quote. I met him at the Chicago AIDS walk last year... he's very funny and nice to talk to.

the tony quote is...

Jack: We should get an award
Will: They don't give out awards for being gay. Unless you count the Tony's.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 1:20am

Psychic Sue: You will spend the rest of your life with someone you already know
Will: Johnny Depp. Is it Johnny Depp?
Psychic Sue: Do you know Johnny Depp?
Will: No.
Psychic Sue: Does he know you?
Will: No.
Psychic Sue: May I finish?
Will: Yes.

Will: Yeah, I'm a big game man. I like to play a game called "being nice to the waiter" if ya win, you get to not go to hell!

Jack: I'm just using your ylang ylang. Ylike ylike?
Will: Why don't you yleave yleave?

[TabooWickedFan]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 1:43am

tonight me and my friend were quoting the episode when Will brings Leo home as a surprise for Grace. The whole bit with

grace: he doesn't know that I know, so you go back and tell him I dont know so he doesnt have to know I know. you know?

leo: but he knows you know....


i love this show