Your Favorite WILL & GRACE Quotes- Page 7

[Dre2387]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 5:02am

although i love will and grace, they copied a Friends episode with that line thingy. both were funny, but friends did it first.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 6:15am

Everybody uses that line or situation now, I can't even remember who started it.

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 9:53am

Yesterday, the episode with Cher was on.

Best. Episode. Ever.

[To The Stage!]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 10:25am

^ I watched that yesterday too

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 10:27am

All their guest star episodes are awesome. The one with Neil Patrick Harris was on last night too. And Camryn Manheim.

Some of my fave. guest star episodes are Kevin Bacon (of course), Madonna, Rosie, and Elton John.

Bonnie: Jack, I'm a lesbian.
Jack: No you're not. Say something lesbionic.
Bonnie: Home Depot.
Jack: Oh my God, you are a lesbian!

Jack: Elliot has 2 gay parents... every kid's dream!

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 11:56pm

Karen: Grace, you're sitting in a box getting rid of ass plaque. Face it. Your party's a bust.

Grace: Blame it on Little Kitty Pee-a-lot

[absolutely fabulous]

Posted: 6/23/06 at 12:17am

Karen: "You guys know how i'm into gangsta rap right?"
Something along those lines

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/23/06 at 1:02am

Karen: Honey, I've always said if you have your genitals on the outside you're hiding something on the inside.

[RentBoy86]

Posted: 6/23/06 at 1:07am

JACK: Shut up Patti Lupone!

Jack: Kumquat? (Instead of saying "what")

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/23/06 at 1:13am

Grace: That's not fair!
Bobbi Adler: Well neither is my cottage cheese ass but...
Grace: That's your excuse for everything!

[Joshua488]

Posted: 6/23/06 at 2:52am

KAREN: Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.

BEN: Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?
KAREN: Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so you're asking the wrong gal.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/6/06 at 12:36pm

i always found this show a bit too obtuse and a bit too heady for my liking. lynchian surrealistic techniques may work well on film but seem rather confusing and disconcerting on a tv show such as this.

though its geopolitical content was the best around, and it never let anyone get it dow-own.
Updated On: 7/6/06 at 12:36 PM

[Aigoo]

Posted: 7/6/06 at 1:01pm

I miss this show.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/6/06 at 2:05pm

do not fear, aigoo.

though will and grace is dead and gone
a tree shall grow where it is buried
a tree of strong, burly oaken wonder!
and upon this tree
fruit of the shiniest variety shall grow!
to be sold at the local corner stores
at half-flice!
and our children shall build tire swings upon the tree
so that happiness
and hope
shall be given to our children

until they die, of course...
Updated On: 7/6/06 at 02:05 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/6/06 at 3:17pm

My favorite line from the series was when Karen said:

"Gay,Straight what's the difference! We all finish ourselves off in the end"

[thejcm]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 3:08am

Bringing this back because I just remembered a couple more:

Jack: Hey, what floor did I pants you on?
Karen: The 23rd floor.
Jack: How do know?
Karen: Becausue I remember standing there thinking 'Here I am, on the 23rd floor with my pants down!'

Karen: Oh honey, no one would ever believe you're straight. You're gayer than a clutch purse on Tony night. When you were born you fell out of the gay tree and hit every branch on your way down....Then you fell on top of a gay guy...and you did him.

[Lavieboheme3090]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:14pm

Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:19pm

Was there dialogue in Will and Grace? I was so busy adoring Eric that I never heard anything that was being said.

[xoxRogue]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:55pm

Jack: [High on coffee, and saying speedily] Hey, friends, lovers, mothers and other strangers, you are not going to believe what just happened to me... Oh, my God, did you just see that? I almost did a half nelson, I almost bruised my delicates, my delicates, my domo arigatos, Mr tomatoes. Huge News! I have met, are you ready for this, Mr Right, well, Mr Right Now. Good night, folks, I'm here all week, Jack 2000. He works at the Jumpin Java - you know, the coffee shop on seventy second and his name is Paul and he is cute with a capital Q! And the busier it gets, the hotter he gets, and the hotter he gets the sweatier he gets, and the sweatier he gets... I forgot where I'm goin with this, but the main point is me likey he and he likey me and the best part of schezam, he gives me free iced coffee every time I go in which is every hour on the hour, good nights, and occasionally on the half hour. Ba ba ba ba ba
[blows raspberry]

Jack: Ooh. Barracuda. What crawled up your culottes?
Will: Nothing crawled up my culottes. It's just that you're two inches from my head, polluting my brain with your inane ramblings and buzzing through those chips like some queer gopher.

Grace: [sobbing] I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. And all the people are pigs. And I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks I'm ugly because they're all pigs and they think pigs are pretty.

Jack: He's a smarty pants, Will... he uses big words like 'particularly' and 'delicatessen.'

Will: I mean, who calls themselves "Psychic Sue"? It's like me calling myself "Lawyer Will" or you calling yourself "Designer Grace" or Jack calling himself "Jumping Ferret Jack."


Edit: I have to add the full quote to Patti:

Jack: Shut up, Patti LuPone! Shut your brassy, beautiful trap! I don't want to hear you sing "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"! I don't want to cut your hair! And I *certainly* don't want to hear you sing while I cut your hair!

Updated On: 7/9/06 at 12:55 PM

[i*heart*fame]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 1:02pm

Grace: I feel like a Jewish Jane Goodall and you're all goyim in the mist.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 2:27pm

Grace chanting in bed after breaking up with Nathan:

Barchu et Adonai I'm gonna die alone!

[MOXIEINTHECITY]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 3:09pm

Karen, stroking a baby tiger, upon greeting Will when he arrives at her tropical Paradise in The Bahamas:

"And they say fruit doesn't travel well."

A close secoond is Rosario walking outside just after that, with a baby chimp in her hand, saying "I made BLT's."

Almost anything Woody Harrelson said when he was on that show was hysterical.

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 10:18pm

Moxie,

I loved Woody's character Nathan. He was a scream. I loved that he called Will "Willard." :o)

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:03pm

I just met Sean Hayes. He was walking down the street and I walked past him. I told him that I loved him on Will and Grace and that he was hilarious. He thanked me and was really, really sweet. He had the prettiest blue eyes I've ever seen in my life.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/9/06 at 11:11pm

jack: "...and I thought you WEREN'T fat. Hmmm, I guess we were both wrong."