..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
#1..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:11pmDear 20 something douchebag at the Little Pie Co, about 4pm today. You and your FILTHY sneakers propped up on the banquette across from you. Didn't your parents teach you ANYTHING? Your "answer" to the employee and me, asking you to put your feet down, was "different strokes"....NO, not "different strokes". You have NO manners, no inkling of what the minimum proper social behaviors are, and are obviously a total RUDE idiot, who will NEVER learn. No concern for the the store, it's furniture, or other patrons. YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG. I really enjoyed the DUMB look on your face. Priceless.
#2..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:13pmPie sounds really good right about now.
#2..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:15pmYeah, the pie was REALLY good. Sour Cream Apple Walnut, warmed up, w/a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top!
#3..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:20pmOh man, that's my favorite pie there. droooooooooooool
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#4..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:22pm
I think the word "douchebag" should not be applied in a derogatory way toward any person because as a feminine internal cleansing device there should be nothing wrong with it. The devices may be unnecessary and may not confer health benefits but being so associated with women I find it is mainly misogynists who use the term in a derogatory way, deliberately insulting all women and the feminine in the process with which those who support and value women should not concur.
Yes, this youth was a misbehaving jerk. There are so many of them in New York.
I hope you have enough food and A/C in your home that you don't have to go out again in this heat, tiny. Maybe you could order food delivered instead. I know it can be hard to be housebound but it is so oppressively awful outside perhaps you could stay in until Sunday. Plus people on the street when I was out on Wednesday and Thursday were really in bad moods so you don't need to be around crass, misbehaving people.
Take care in the heat and drink iced liquids.
Updated On: 7/22/11 at 06:22 PM
#5..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 6:43pmNom, always Hilarious! Yes, I have food, water, necessities...however it was cooler in the store than in the apt, due to Con Ed forcing bldg complexes like ours to lower the A/c settings. Anyway, I am always so appalled at the lack of civil behavior in restaurants, the theater, etc. No, I'm not perfect. but I try and apply politeness and civility daily, not 100% effectively sometimes. Oh, thank you for your encyclopedic knowledge of "douchebag". I would NEVER want to be labeled a mysoginist . LOL!!
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#7..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 7:18pmThe heat would make it a key lime kind of a day for me.
tommyboy
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
#8..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 7:42pm
Stuck with the heat.
Get rid of the key.
Keep the lime.
Add gin.
Add tonic.
And a some ice.
#9..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 7:50pm
Big watermelon
Bore a 1/2 inch a hole into it.
Fill with vodka.
Stick in the fridge.
Wait 1/2 hour.
Cut in bite size pieces .
Eat.
Or place pieces in the freezer for a frozen vodka treat later on. Beats Ice Cream
(Drunk Watermelon)
#10..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 8:35pmAt El Pollo Loco yesterday a lady was changing her kid's diaper on one of the tables. I thought I was on What Would You Do? There was no way this could be real.. but I guess it was 'cuz John Quinones never jumped out and asked me what I thought.
#11..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 9:37pmCmon, CLEVER, you're makin' that up??! As McEnroe used to say - '"You can NOT be SERIOUS!!"
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 9:44pm
Clever,
I have video footage of a mother changing her childs diaper on a set at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood. It was a low wall between the STAR TREK scene and the set for THE GRADUATE. She just plopped the creature down and changed it right in front of everyone.
#13..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 10:04pmI just love your use of the words "creature" and "it", DIVA!? lol ! Not a lover of babies eh?? But hey, who DOES that? OMfg. I guess there no longer is a "time and place for everything".
#14..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 11:13pm
ugh! That's so gross!
btw, I said they needed to bleach the table down. My daughter said they needed to blow the table up.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/22/11 at 11:50pm
Here' it is (Sideways, but, you know...)
#16..becuase it's 103 degrees, and I feel like a RANT:
Posted: 7/23/11 at 12:43pmI've seen babies changed on the subway before, but that takes the (urinal) cake.
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