#1
Posted: 5/29/07 at 5:31am
hotel bans heteros and lesbians
#2
Posted: 5/29/07 at 7:44am
"With the heterosexual males, if they identify themselves as that at the door, or indeed we question their behaviour in the venue and if they come across as being heterosexual, then we will simply ask them to leave if the behaviour is unappropriate."
So you don't have to be gay to get in, just act gay?
Assuming, of course, that you have a penis. But isn't that the entry fee for all of life's good things?
So you don't have to be gay to get in, just act gay?
Assuming, of course, that you have a penis. But isn't that the entry fee for all of life's good things?
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#3
Posted: 5/29/07 at 9:14am
"McFeely said it would be easy to sort out desirable gays from undesirable straights and lesbians.
"It is particularly easy to implement with the females 'cause that is pretty obvious.""
Really?
"It is particularly easy to implement with the females 'cause that is pretty obvious.""
Really?
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#4
Posted: 5/29/07 at 9:17am
Boobs is going to have to make a new reservation.
#5
Posted: 5/29/07 at 9:36am
Let them in. The first time they notice spooge in the jacuzzi, they'll run screaming.
#6
Posted: 5/29/07 at 11:36am
well, you won't find straight men, or lesbians at the nude gay male resorts here. There's no law, but the minute they are told it's gay and all male, the phone usually goes "click" or they leave.
Steve works the front desk of one of them twice a week, and has this happen all the time.
Steve works the front desk of one of them twice a week, and has this happen all the time.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
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#7
Posted: 5/29/07 at 11:43am
Awwwwww.... That's just depressing. What about the hags? I mean, if the clubs in West Hollywood did that, I would have had no social life when I first moved to LA. 
#8
Posted: 5/29/07 at 11:50am
you are not a hag......you are beautiful!
It's only when you hand out those apples to people strolling through your woods that you get a bit, um....."iffy"
It's only when you hand out those apples to people strolling through your woods that you get a bit, um....."iffy"
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#9
Posted: 5/29/07 at 11:54am
Let them in. The first time they notice spooge in the jacuzzi, they'll run screaming.
- Oh my.
- Oh my.
#10
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:20pm
Elphaba: LOL... You mean like this?
#11
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:40pm
erika
lol u gave me a much needed laugh
lol u gave me a much needed laugh
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#12
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:47pm
Personally, I am sick of the hags going to the gay bars . What is up with that? Lately there are more straight women than gay men at these places. I wish they would ban them.
Last year I was staying at Inexile in Palm Springs and one of the guests snuck his hag in to stay in their room. ( she was the cliche.. overweight loud woman).
We complained and had her removed. I pay good money to go to these exclusive gay male resorts . Sorry ladies.. but stay OUT. As far as straight men.. if they are cute and willing..
Last year I was staying at Inexile in Palm Springs and one of the guests snuck his hag in to stay in their room. ( she was the cliche.. overweight loud woman).
We complained and had her removed. I pay good money to go to these exclusive gay male resorts . Sorry ladies.. but stay OUT. As far as straight men.. if they are cute and willing..
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Updated On: 5/29/07 at 12:47 PM
#13
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:49pm
First, can I giggle that his name's McFeely?
Then he says:
"He said he expected a backlash from other patrons, but added: "I'm not worried about it because to be frank I don't really care what heterosexuals or lesbians think."
That is awesome--puts a smile on my face...
BUT it made me think--why don't the lezzies and the butt pirates get along better? We are GLBT, but it seems like we're GAY MEN, Lesbians, bisexual and ......transgendered--we don't hang out much--what's up with that?
Then he says:
"He said he expected a backlash from other patrons, but added: "I'm not worried about it because to be frank I don't really care what heterosexuals or lesbians think."
That is awesome--puts a smile on my face...
BUT it made me think--why don't the lezzies and the butt pirates get along better? We are GLBT, but it seems like we're GAY MEN, Lesbians, bisexual and ......transgendered--we don't hang out much--what's up with that?
#14
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:52pm
Jesus H., Dame, you all but screamed 'FIIIIISH!!!' in that post.
Maybe misogyny is why fags and dykes don't get on better.
Maybe misogyny is why fags and dykes don't get on better.
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#15
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:55pm
LOL. Robbie..I guess your right. But what I am saying is that when I pay money to go to theseplaces I do so for a reason.
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#16
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:56pm
apparently the hotel is divided up thusly:
Twinks - floors 1-4
Leather Daddies - floors 4-8
Gym Bunnies - floors 8-12
Queens - floors 12-16
Everyone Else floors 16-30
Twinks - floors 1-4
Leather Daddies - floors 4-8
Gym Bunnies - floors 8-12
Queens - floors 12-16
Everyone Else floors 16-30
....but the world goes 'round
#17
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:57pm
If it's a private club/resort/party, I think it's fine. But I don't think it's fine to ban anyone from a public place.
I like women. And I hate gay men who hate women.
I like women. And I hate gay men who hate women.
#18
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:58pm
Queens on top of Leather Daddies? I don't think so.
#19
Posted: 5/29/07 at 12:58pm
I'm with DAME--putting str8 girls in the mix makes the guys more shy for some reason...altho it's only fair that the str8 bartenders get someone to nail too--remind me to tell you about that girl in the Roxy lounge.
I don't like having str8 girls, but I kinda like having some lesbians in the crowd in case sh!t goes down; cause Felipe from the gym is useless in a crisis.
I don't like having str8 girls, but I kinda like having some lesbians in the crowd in case sh!t goes down; cause Felipe from the gym is useless in a crisis.
#20
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:08pm
JRB,
I don't hate women either. I just don't want them in my all male gay resorts or my supposively gay bars. I don't even mind them that much in the bars. It is just that as of late when you go to a bar here on a Friday night there are just as many hags as there are men. And they wonder why they are single.
I don't hate women either. I just don't want them in my all male gay resorts or my supposively gay bars. I don't even mind them that much in the bars. It is just that as of late when you go to a bar here on a Friday night there are just as many hags as there are men. And they wonder why they are single.
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#21
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:10pm
I dont understand WHY a str8 woman would want to go to a gay bar--maybe once, sure, or to Splash for Musical Mondays--but The Roxy? Or more timely, mr. black?
#22
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:11pm
I don't get it either.
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#23
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:11pm
Silly's, we have better dance music and shorter lines at the ladies room.
Updated On: 5/29/07 at 01:11 PM
#24
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:20pm
How exhorbitantly fabulous! *packs bags* Who wants to go on vacation?!?! 
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#25
Posted: 5/29/07 at 1:23pm
Please, Jaily, your backyard is an all-gay vacation!
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