#101
Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:32pm
It's really bad, right? Made me laugh when I heard it though.
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#102
Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:33pm
Uh.............yeah. LOL
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#103
Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:42pm
That managed to be creepy and funny at the same time. 
#104
Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:35pm
Is it bad that about 20%-35% of the things on Jose's 'You know you're gay when..." list are true for me?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#105
Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:37pm
Actually, it is close to half of them.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#106
Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:44pm
Some of Jose's comments are true for me too, but I am straight.
I know all the lyrics to JCS
All the other musical choices that he put
I was one of the only white boys at my middle school dance who could keep a beat.
I know all the lyrics to JCS
All the other musical choices that he put
I was one of the only white boys at my middle school dance who could keep a beat.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#107
Posted: 10/28/04 at 11:56am
I'm bored and sick so it's time to bump this bitch.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#108
Posted: 10/28/04 at 12:18pm
Whom? Idina? 'Cause I'll take her when you're tired.
Anywho, I want to know some jokes as well.
-D.B.J-
Anywho, I want to know some jokes as well.
-D.B.J-
Vary My Days.
#109
Posted: 10/28/04 at 12:21pm
Tom runs out of toilet paper and asks Joe in the next bathroom stall for some. Joe says "sorry, none here either. Use a dollar bill." When they're at the sink, Joe sees shi* all over Tom's hands and asks "what happened. I told you to use a dollar bill." Tom replies "i only had four quarters."
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#110
Posted: 10/30/04 at 3:31pm
I have some more Helen Keller jokes. So here goes nothin'
Hey have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
Neither has she.
How did she burn her fingers?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Hey have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
Neither has she.
How did she burn her fingers?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls.
#111
Posted: 10/30/04 at 5:36pm
why can't helen keller have babies?
'cause she's dead.....
'cause she's dead.....
#112
Posted: 10/30/04 at 8:03pm
Not really jokes, but humorous just the same... Who thinks this stuff up?
On A Hair Dryer from Sears:
Do Not Use While Sleeping
On A Bar Of Dove Soap:
Directions- Use Like Regular Soap
On Swann Frozen Foods:
Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating
On A Shower Cap:
Fits One Head
On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:
Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!
On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:
Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!
On A Rowenta Iron:
Do Not Iron Clothes On Body
On Infant's Cough Medicine:
Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!
On Nytol Sleeping Pills:
Warning! May Cause Drowiness!
On Christmas Lights:
For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!
On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts:
Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts
On A Hair Dryer from Sears:
Do Not Use While Sleeping
On A Bar Of Dove Soap:
Directions- Use Like Regular Soap
On Swann Frozen Foods:
Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating
On A Shower Cap:
Fits One Head
On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:
Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!
On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:
Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!
On A Rowenta Iron:
Do Not Iron Clothes On Body
On Infant's Cough Medicine:
Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!
On Nytol Sleeping Pills:
Warning! May Cause Drowiness!
On Christmas Lights:
For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!
On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts:
Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts
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