know any jokes?- Page 5

[shermanslave]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:32pm

It's really bad, right? Made me laugh when I heard it though.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:33pm

Uh.............yeah. LOL

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 6:42pm

That managed to be creepy and funny at the same time.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:35pm

Is it bad that about 20%-35% of the things on Jose's 'You know you're gay when..." list are true for me?

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:37pm

Actually, it is close to half of them.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/29/04 at 7:44pm

Some of Jose's comments are true for me too, but I am straight.

I know all the lyrics to JCS

All the other musical choices that he put

I was one of the only white boys at my middle school dance who could keep a beat.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/28/04 at 11:56am

I'm bored and sick so it's time to bump this bitch.

[NuggetMonkeys]

Posted: 10/28/04 at 12:18pm

Whom? Idina? 'Cause I'll take her when you're tired.

Anywho, I want to know some jokes as well.
-D.B.J-

[midtowngym]

Posted: 10/28/04 at 12:21pm

Tom runs out of toilet paper and asks Joe in the next bathroom stall for some. Joe says "sorry, none here either. Use a dollar bill." When they're at the sink, Joe sees shi* all over Tom's hands and asks "what happened. I told you to use a dollar bill." Tom replies "i only had four quarters."

[soda]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 3:31pm

I have some more Helen Keller jokes. So here goes nothin'

Hey have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
Neither has she.

How did she burn her fingers?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.

Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls.

[capnkidd]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 5:36pm

why can't helen keller have babies?
'cause she's dead.....

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 8:03pm

Not really jokes, but humorous just the same... Who thinks this stuff up?

On A Hair Dryer from Sears:
Do Not Use While Sleeping

On A Bar Of Dove Soap:
Directions- Use Like Regular Soap

On Swann Frozen Foods:
Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating

On A Shower Cap:
Fits One Head

On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:
Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!

On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:
Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!

On A Rowenta Iron:
Do Not Iron Clothes On Body

On Infant's Cough Medicine:
Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!

On Nytol Sleeping Pills:
Warning! May Cause Drowiness!

On Christmas Lights:
For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!

On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.


On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts:
Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts