#426
Posted: 12/18/08 at 9:24am
Shut UP you annoying little cookies. STOP calling me. STOP!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#427
Posted: 12/18/08 at 9:27am
"Shira, Chip is on the phone..."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#428
Posted: 12/18/08 at 9:28am
Tell him I'll call him back later. Some sailors with the last name "Ahoy" are asking to visit. I'm setting up a list.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#429
Posted: 12/18/08 at 9:28am
to the damn geese on the lake who for whatever reason chose not to effin' migrate and now scream all night long. shut up. or i will by god shut you up!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#430
Posted: 12/18/08 at 9:32am
To people who always play victim, and never take responsibility for their own choices, actions, behavior: please shut up.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#431
Posted: 12/18/08 at 10:02am
Amen.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#432
Posted: 12/18/08 at 11:13am
"To people who always play victim, and never take responsibility for their own choices, actions, behavior: please shut up."
Amen x 2.
Amen x 2.
#433
Posted: 12/18/08 at 12:07pm
^^^^^
Agreed!!!
Agreed!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#434
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:13pm
SHUT UP to my co-workers! Did you ever play any of the 'Animal Crossing' games? I swear, I work with the human equivalents of Phyllis and Booker. Except the Phyllis-lady is even more abrasive than Phyllis, and the Booker-man is even more STUPID than Booker. I'd really rather work with a purple pelican and dog with dozy eyes. 
#435
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:17pm
To my mother: Yeah, you know.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#436
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:17pm
What they all said up there ^^^
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#437
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:19pm
To people who whine about their car service...
SHUT UP, Wannabe!
SHUT UP, Wannabe!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#438
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:21pm
A big shut up to my boss who spent the last hour at work today b*tching about everyone taking time off to see their families at Christmas. I'll be out of town for 9 days. Two of those are a weekend and four are days that even he considers to be holidays. Why would I fly all the way back to work two days and then have two more off when I can have all of that time to see people who I get to see exactly once a year. Look at a calendar man, I'm missing 3 actual working days. And no that does not add up to "taking a two week vacation"!
I feel better now.
I feel better now.
#439
Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:23pm
To the people running my kids' school that keep asking and asking and asking and asking and asking and asking for money....SHUT UP!!!! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU!!!!!!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#440
Posted: 12/18/08 at 7:52pm
To the management company of my building--shaddap! Look, you dumb butts, I separate my garbage as well as I can. It's beyond my control how the super handles the garbage, or if the recyclables get pitched into a garbage truck. Leaving notes on everyone's door threatening LEGAL ACTION for not separating garbage is stupid and presumptuous. Shut up and die.
#441
Posted: 12/18/08 at 8:20pm
To the guys (I'm assuming they're guys) who designed heating systems on the ceilings. What were you thinking? The forced air comes down and hits me in the face, just long enough to dry up my nose and throat and then rises up to the ceiling. What was wrong with the heater ducts coming up through the floor, it kept the house a lot warmer.
I may not know a lot about theater but I know that I love it.
#442
Posted: 12/19/08 at 12:27am
To my ex-boyfriend - SHUT UP!
First off, you break up with me THROUGH A MYSPACE BULLETIN.
Then you start whining about how you don't have a formal date through Facebook status updates.
And now you're posting random honesty box comments you've gotten ("we have different political views BUT TAKE ME NOW AHHH") and asking who wrote them so that that person can be your new girlfriend? Oh my god, are you serious?!
So in conclusion, straight guys REALLY suck and y'all can have my marriage privileges 'cause with my one-boyfriend-a-year track record (and my terrible taste in boyfriends as well - one was obsessed with serial killers and bringing down the Catholic Church, one was an evangelical Christian whose idea of an ideal date was a car show, you get the idea) I will never be using them.
BLERG. I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.
First off, you break up with me THROUGH A MYSPACE BULLETIN.
Then you start whining about how you don't have a formal date through Facebook status updates.
And now you're posting random honesty box comments you've gotten ("we have different political views BUT TAKE ME NOW AHHH") and asking who wrote them so that that person can be your new girlfriend? Oh my god, are you serious?!
So in conclusion, straight guys REALLY suck and y'all can have my marriage privileges 'cause with my one-boyfriend-a-year track record (and my terrible taste in boyfriends as well - one was obsessed with serial killers and bringing down the Catholic Church, one was an evangelical Christian whose idea of an ideal date was a car show, you get the idea) I will never be using them.
BLERG. I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.
#443
Posted: 12/19/08 at 9:48am
To the people who decided to 'work from home' today, due to the weather, who live in NYC, so don't have to drive, have no children who are staying home for school closings... and are basically wimps (when we have a big deadline on a project and you're letting the team down) - I say "shut up".
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#444
Posted: 12/19/08 at 9:52am
VonTussleGirl - a myspace bulletin???? That is terrible!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#445
Posted: 12/19/08 at 10:16am
To anyone who tries to justify Obamas choice of Rick Warren to participate in the inauguration and calls it anything but what it is - a big F.U. to the gay and Lesbian Community .... SHUT UP!
#446
Posted: 12/19/08 at 1:38pm
danmag: YES! One night out of the blue, he posted "I want to go on a date with someone else" and then proceeded to list all of the reasons his "current relationship" bored him. What a prick. I must have really terrible taste.
#447
Posted: 12/19/08 at 3:48pm
Shut up telling someone on facebook what they should be grateful for and then managing to throw in your three surgeries.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 12/19/08 at 03:48 PM
#448
Posted: 12/19/08 at 6:17pm
Vontussle, you are so better off without that a-hole!
KFTC!!!!!
#449
Posted: 12/20/08 at 3:03pm
Celtic Women on PBS - Shut Up!!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#450
Posted: 12/20/08 at 3:19pm
SHUT UP, you unprofessional loud airline employees. I am already delayed. You are making it worse.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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