It's asking me to eat them. While my hips yell "noo", my mouth yells "yes!".
DOOOOO ITTTT
I threw MOST of the chocolate out, so it's the rebellious little buggers who must be eaten. ALIVE.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
A hearty shut up to the folks who sat behind me at Yes Man tonight. I was thinking about the movie-shooter thread the whole time.
I say we taze 'em, Mauri. UGH, I know. Some guy in front of me was tapping his foot on top of a plastic straw wrapper during "Benjamin Button". When I asked him to kindly kick away the straw wrapper so he could continue tapping in silence, he had NO clue what I was saying.
Maisie - They've been punished.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Somebody I know just saw Speed-the-Plow and Raul threw in a couple of anti-Jeremy Piven ad-libs. Shut up, Raul. SHUT UP. If you were half the professional your prima donna attitude proves you think you are, you would never have started with all the bitchy public comments. Then again, when you have David Mamet setting the low-road tone, what is to be expected?
Just turn around and enquire brightly "hey, did you hear about that guy who got shot in the arm because he wouldn't shut up during a movie? ".
... it'd probably help if the cinema is fairly empty and you have a friend who'll back you up if the noisy asshat decides to get you kicked out for threatening them...
I think "asshat" may be my new favorite word.
Shut up, Ina Garten! (I guess I could just turn off the Food Network.)
SHUT UP BARBARA WALTERS EVERY DAY
To the weirdo who has spent the last two hours driving around the block, honking his old-fashioned clown car horn (the kind that really does go "AAHOO AAHOO")... in the name of God, the baby Jesus, and everything else that is holy, SHUT UP!
I used to have a neighbor who had a "General Lee" car that played the revely (sp?) on it's horn. It was not fun.
I think it's reveille stockard-isn't that a weird spelling?
Yep now that I see it in print, I think you're right. And yes, it is a strange spelling!
to my own dear children screeching at each other thru walkie talkies
please shut up. Love ya though!
To the UPS guy who still hasn't shown up with my phone:
Get here so I can tell you to shut up for wasting my whole day.
...to the asshat down the hall cheering because "Jack Bauer is back!" He's 48 and laughs by saying, "hee hee hee hee hee!" Really.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Roommate's girlfriend #3 whom I nicknamed "Screaming Annie" after the noisy prostitute in "The Hotel New Hampshire." Shut up, Screaming Annie, I know you're here.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Fine, Q! :X
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