oh, shut up
#475re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:19pm
#476re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:26pmIt's asking me to eat them. While my hips yell "noo", my mouth yells "yes!".
#477re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:26pmDOOOOO ITTTT
#478re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:29pmI threw MOST of the chocolate out, so it's the rebellious little buggers who must be eaten. ALIVE.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#479re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:30pmA hearty shut up to the folks who sat behind me at Yes Man tonight. I was thinking about the movie-shooter thread the whole time.
#480re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:31pm
#481re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:33pm
I say we taze 'em, Mauri. UGH, I know. Some guy in front of me was tapping his foot on top of a plastic straw wrapper during "Benjamin Button". When I asked him to kindly kick away the straw wrapper so he could continue tapping in silence, he had NO clue what I was saying.
Maisie - They've been punished.
#482re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/29/08 at 11:34pm
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#483re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 12:54pmSomebody I know just saw Speed-the-Plow and Raul threw in a couple of anti-Jeremy Piven ad-libs. Shut up, Raul. SHUT UP. If you were half the professional your prima donna attitude proves you think you are, you would never have started with all the bitchy public comments. Then again, when you have David Mamet setting the low-road tone, what is to be expected?
#484re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 1:22pm
Just turn around and enquire brightly "hey, did you hear about that guy who got shot in the arm because he wouldn't shut up during a movie?
".
... it'd probably help if the cinema is fairly empty and you have a friend who'll back you up if the noisy asshat decides to get you kicked out for threatening them...
#485re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 1:47pmI think "asshat" may be my new favorite word.
#486re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 1:49pmShut up, Ina Garten! (I guess I could just turn off the Food Network.)
#487re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 2:18pmSHUT UP BARBARA WALTERS EVERY DAY
#488re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 2:52pmTo the weirdo who has spent the last two hours driving around the block, honking his old-fashioned clown car horn (the kind that really does go "AAHOO AAHOO")... in the name of God, the baby Jesus, and everything else that is holy, SHUT UP!
#489re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 3:55pmI used to have a neighbor who had a "General Lee" car that played the revely (sp?) on it's horn. It was not fun.
#490re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 4:05pmI think it's reveille stockard-isn't that a weird spelling?
#491re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 4:07pmYep now that I see it in print, I think you're right. And yes, it is a strange spelling!
#492re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 9:01pm
#493re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 9:11pm
to my own dear children screeching at each other thru walkie talkies
please shut up. Love ya though!
#494re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 10:01pm
To the UPS guy who still hasn't shown up with my phone:
Get here so I can tell you to shut up for wasting my whole day.
#495re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/30/08 at 11:01pm...to the asshat down the hall cheering because "Jack Bauer is back!" He's 48 and laughs by saying, "hee hee hee hee hee!" Really.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#496re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/31/08 at 12:00amRoommate's girlfriend #3 whom I nicknamed "Screaming Annie" after the noisy prostitute in "The Hotel New Hampshire." Shut up, Screaming Annie, I know you're here.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#498re: oh, shut up
Posted: 12/31/08 at 12:40amFine, Q! :X
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