Shut UP to the people who come into my workplace!
Almost the first thing you see when you walk onto the premises is a big, wide, welcoming staircase. Do you know how annoying it is to hear "I didn't know you had an upstairs!" at least five times a day EVERY DAY?
People tended to leave the door open when entering, which got really old really fast, so we installed a closing mechanism. It's a bit over-zealous, closing the door with a loud bang every time, but better that than shivering in the wind and having to walk over to close it ourselves every time. Except EVERYONE APOLOGISES FOR SLAMMING THE DOOR. Absolutely nothing wrong with the intention or even the action, but the fact I hear it dozens of times a day means I get REALLY FED UP with it. Now there is ever an "it's not you, it's the door, it does it to everyone" and a brittle smile on my lips, hoping that one day everyone will get the hint and stop talking about it.
Now, business isn't as great as it could be. There's a recession on. Our product is cheap and easy to get on the internet, and the big chain stores have fantastic offers. Us being a small independent, we have to choose our stock carefully. We only get in what we're reasonably sure will sell, and we only spend what we can afford to spend in doing so. So yeah, the shelves are pretty empty. But we do our best, and I don't appreciate the rude, accusatory tones when you demand to know "are you closing?! You don't have as much as you used to!". Yes, well, as I just said, I can order in anything you would like and it'll come tomorrow, but I CANNOT PULL STOCK OUT OF MY *ASS* AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS.
So, three day weekend, that'll be nice. ^_^