He will triumphantly appear on Broadway when all other opportunities for him dry up. That's how it works fo pop singers.
He will say how happy he is to be there, when the fact is he had no other choice. His ego will be stroked by the stage door fans and the hardworking gypsies he dances on stage with and he will gush about how Broadway feels like home and wonders why he didn't do it sooner.
He will appear at all BC/EFA events and make a place for himself on Broadway, occassionally going on tour with a hit touring production.
He will then leave NYC in the dust when he gets a reality show and a make up line on QVC.
Broadway, who?
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Updated On: 6/25/13 at 11:26 AM