Joanne never says she drinks them. Ever. But she's not just singing about herself. She's singing about the girls who just watch.
As a group.
And with respect to the vodka zinger not to each member of that group; others, as she notes, drink Scotch. At least when they get depressed.
I don't think she's talking about women who would - retch! - mix Scotch with vodka stingers - while they are having their little jests and delivering their brilliant zingers.
She also sings about women who sit choosing hats.
Which she certainly would never do, or would not still do.
Updated On: 1/26/13 at 08:34 PM