I think this thread needs a good Why-Arthur-Is-Evil story:
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Once, at an audition for the part of an older woman, the casting director told us he was bringing in a somewhat elderly Gretchen Wyler, who was very nervous about auditioning for Arthur. She had been a star in the 1950s and 1960s and had replaced Chita in Birdie and Gwen in Damn Yankees but was old now and somewhat feeble.
Nevertheless, she was PERFECT for the part!
She warbled through "So in Love" as her audition song, a little weak but fine for the part. Then she read the scene with the stage manager and she broke the hearts of everyone at the table.
Everyone except Arthur, that is.
She had tears in her eyes as she thanked us all profusely for allowing her to audition and when she left the room, there was a silence. Everyone was thinking: Maybe this show will be a comeback for Gretchen Wyler?
Arthur was the first to speak up, in a voice so loud I was sure she could hear him in the outer room:
"THAT FAT COW! She had NO TALENT thirty years ago and she has LESS TALENT now!"