Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop using wi-fi right now! You heard the announcement, who do you think you ARE?!
How dare you? Who do you think you are? Get them out!
I won't continue if they're taking pictures! Get 'em out!
Three times! Three times you we're on your phone! You heard the announcement in the beginning, you heard the announcement at intermission, who do you think you are?!
This is the theatre!
Alright, you know what we're gonna do?
I have to say this. I have to say this: we have forgotten out public manners. And we have forgotten that we are in a community and this is the theatre. And all of you, every single one of you, except that person , has respect and I and the rest of this company oh-preciate it. Thank you.
"Sticks and stones, sister. Here, have a Valium." - Patti LuPone, a Memoir