Awful Musical Ideas- Page 2

[Amneris]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:38pm

take home chef the musical

[theaterkid1015]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:54pm

Sophie's Choice

starring Fantasia Barrino.

...A Musical about Love.

[almostxfamous]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 10:32pm

For Keeps? The Musical

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar the Musical!

The Girls Next Door the Musical.
With Kendra being the mastermind behind the murder of Mary, the Secretary, once she found out that was actually Hef's daughter.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 10:34pm

The Texas Chainsaw Musical
War of the Worlds The Musical

[rich.hanson59]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:00pm

The Bachelor: The Musical

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:39pm

The IONESCO Musical is quite clever actually, his words make interesting lyrics.
And TO WONG FU.... is really not a bad idea.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:22am

If they can do priscilla, why not Too Wong Foo ?

[ggersten]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:53am

Night, the musical. Although, as an opera, perhaps interesting.

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:58am

"If they can do priscilla, why not Too Wong Foo?"

I actually think that show would be good. It has the potential to be a stage show, but it would have to be rewritten well and not a copy of the movie.

Here's a bad one:

HONK! It's a musical about The Ugly Duckling!....oh...wait...

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 9:10am

Saw The Musical

[NDR]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 9:49am

How about Pokemon: the musical sensation about the sensation that is and was Pokemon

OR

Watergate: the Musical

OR

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion: the Musical

[JHartnow]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 10:27am

A Nightmare On Elm Street

JAWS

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 10:34am

All singing!

All dancing!

CORINE'S CORNER: The Musical

The "pulse of the city" as you've never imagined it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated On: 8/8/07 at 10:34 AM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 12:44pm

Dollypop The Musical

By the way Dolly, David Wright does a cameo tonight on rescue me. Enjoy

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:36pm

David Hasselhoff: The Musical...

...oh wait, isn't that in the works? I predict the lyrics will be both poetic and evocative. A musical masterpiece, if you will.

[Dancinqueen123]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:50pm

The Duggar Family musical

[TheFriarsDruggist]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:35pm

Ghost Rider: The Flaming New Musical

Schindler's List: The Rock Opera

LiLo: The musical bio of Lindsay Lohan(For the act I finale, she crashes her Mercedez into a stagehand)

And.......In extremely bad taste...Possibly the worst idea ever...

9/11: The Musical. "Look for it making a smash in New York this Fall!" "So good, you'll have to hit it twice!" I'm stopping now. I'm sure my place is already secured......

[DRSisLove]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:38pm

The DaVinci Code: The Musical.

The song entitled "She's the grail?!?!"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:40pm

Birth Of A Nation - The Musical

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 10:41pm

William Faulkner's AS I LAY DYING

[jasonf]

Posted: 8/8/07 at 11:43pm

umm - in college, I wrote a libretto of a musical version of 1984. It was much more along the lines of Les Mis style than 42nd Street. Somehow I never quite worked out how to do the rat attack scene...

I actually think there IS a great musical in that novel somewhere, but Orwell's estate won't allow it to be done. From what I've researched, several of our top composers had attempted to contact the estate to get the rights for it, but were denied. Me? I went ahead and wrote it anyway - nobody's ever seen it other than a couple of friends and my professor (I got a B+ on it, btw - as I said, I ran into some serious Act 2 problems).

[TheKryptoniteKid]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:17am

THE EXORCIST: THE MUSICAL

featuring the hit songs:

-- I'm Gonna Wash That Puke Right Outa My Hair
-- Reagan's Bustin' Out All Over
-- Some Demonic Evening

[TheFriarsDruggist]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 5:33am

OJ: A Musical Murder Mystery

Honey, I Raped The Kids!: The John Mark Karr Story

Chuck: Based On The Life of the Man Who Only Has Two Speeds, Walk and Kill

300: The Epic Musical

Grind House: The Musical("PLEASE! For the love of God, SEE IT THIS TIME! IT HAS SINGING NOW!!"-Quentin Tarantino)

[dramarama2]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:40am

AMERICAN PIE: THE MUSICAL

The first ever Teen Musical!

With a foot tapping score by Laurence O'Keefe

Starring Andy Karl as Jim with Kerry Butler as Michelle

Featuring songs such as

"Warm Apple Pie"...

"The Tongue Tornado of Love"...

"Over The Webcam"...

"Stiffler's Mom"...

"This One Time @ Band Camp"...

Ah, yes. Purile entertainment...LIVE ON STAGE!!!

[philcrosby]

Posted: 8/9/07 at 11:47am

I once dreamed up a musical version of Tennessee Williams' THE GLASS MENAGERIE, called GLASS!

Cast:
Amanda - Ethel Merman
Laura - Carol Channing
Tom - Robert Preston
Gentleman Caller - Carleton Carpenter

The Act Two Dream Ballet would feature 20 girls in leg braces singing "Clump Your Troubles Away."