Awful Musical Ideas — Page 2
#27
Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:54pm
Sophie's Choice
starring Fantasia Barrino.
...A Musical about Love.
starring Fantasia Barrino.
...A Musical about Love.
Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.
#28
Posted: 8/7/07 at 10:32pm
For Keeps? The Musical
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar the Musical!
The Girls Next Door the Musical.
With Kendra being the mastermind behind the murder of Mary, the Secretary, once she found out that was actually Hef's daughter.
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar the Musical!
The Girls Next Door the Musical.
With Kendra being the mastermind behind the murder of Mary, the Secretary, once she found out that was actually Hef's daughter.
#29
Posted: 8/7/07 at 10:34pm
The Texas Chainsaw Musical
War of the Worlds The Musical
War of the Worlds The Musical
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#31
Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:39pm
The IONESCO Musical is quite clever actually, his words make interesting lyrics.
And TO WONG FU.... is really not a bad idea.
And TO WONG FU.... is really not a bad idea.
#32
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:22am
If they can do priscilla, why not Too Wong Foo ?
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#33
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:53am
Night, the musical. Although, as an opera, perhaps interesting.
#34
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:58am
"If they can do priscilla, why not Too Wong Foo?"
I actually think that show would be good. It has the potential to be a stage show, but it would have to be rewritten well and not a copy of the movie.
Here's a bad one:
HONK! It's a musical about The Ugly Duckling!....oh...wait...
I actually think that show would be good. It has the potential to be a stage show, but it would have to be rewritten well and not a copy of the movie.
Here's a bad one:
HONK! It's a musical about The Ugly Duckling!....oh...wait...
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#36
Posted: 8/8/07 at 9:49am
How about Pokemon: the musical sensation about the sensation that is and was Pokemon
OR
Watergate: the Musical
OR
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion: the Musical
OR
Watergate: the Musical
OR
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion: the Musical
#38
Posted: 8/8/07 at 10:34am
All singing!
All dancing!
CORINE'S CORNER: The Musical
The "pulse of the city" as you've never imagined it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All dancing!
CORINE'S CORNER: The Musical
The "pulse of the city" as you've never imagined it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 8/8/07 at 10:34 AM
#39
Posted: 8/8/07 at 12:44pm
Dollypop The Musical
By the way Dolly, David Wright does a cameo tonight on rescue me. Enjoy
By the way Dolly, David Wright does a cameo tonight on rescue me. Enjoy
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#40
Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:36pm
David Hasselhoff: The Musical...
...oh wait, isn't that in the works? I predict the lyrics will be both poetic and evocative. A musical masterpiece, if you will.
...oh wait, isn't that in the works? I predict the lyrics will be both poetic and evocative. A musical masterpiece, if you will.
#41
Posted: 8/8/07 at 7:50pm
The Duggar Family musical
<--Sometimes it's easier to get out of a jam than into one
#42
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:35pm
Ghost Rider: The Flaming New Musical
Schindler's List: The Rock Opera
LiLo: The musical bio of Lindsay Lohan(For the act I finale, she crashes her Mercedez into a stagehand)
And.......In extremely bad taste...Possibly the worst idea ever...
9/11: The Musical. "Look for it making a smash in New York this Fall!" "So good, you'll have to hit it twice!" I'm stopping now. I'm sure my place is already secured......
Schindler's List: The Rock Opera
LiLo: The musical bio of Lindsay Lohan(For the act I finale, she crashes her Mercedez into a stagehand)
And.......In extremely bad taste...Possibly the worst idea ever...
9/11: The Musical. "Look for it making a smash in New York this Fall!" "So good, you'll have to hit it twice!" I'm stopping now. I'm sure my place is already secured......
"I am the Phantom of the Opera! I'm the gayest supervillian ever! OoooOOOooooOOOoooh...Beware of my scented candles...OoooOOOooooh...Scented!"
#43
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:38pm
The DaVinci Code: The Musical.
The song entitled "She's the grail?!?!"
The song entitled "She's the grail?!?!"
#44
Posted: 8/8/07 at 8:40pm
Birth Of A Nation - The Musical
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#45
Posted: 8/8/07 at 10:41pm
William Faulkner's AS I LAY DYING
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#46
Posted: 8/8/07 at 11:43pm
umm - in college, I wrote a libretto of a musical version of 1984. It was much more along the lines of Les Mis style than 42nd Street. Somehow I never quite worked out how to do the rat attack scene...
I actually think there IS a great musical in that novel somewhere, but Orwell's estate won't allow it to be done. From what I've researched, several of our top composers had attempted to contact the estate to get the rights for it, but were denied. Me? I went ahead and wrote it anyway - nobody's ever seen it other than a couple of friends and my professor (I got a B+ on it, btw - as I said, I ran into some serious Act 2 problems).
I actually think there IS a great musical in that novel somewhere, but Orwell's estate won't allow it to be done. From what I've researched, several of our top composers had attempted to contact the estate to get the rights for it, but were denied. Me? I went ahead and wrote it anyway - nobody's ever seen it other than a couple of friends and my professor (I got a B+ on it, btw - as I said, I ran into some serious Act 2 problems).
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#47
Posted: 8/9/07 at 12:17am
THE EXORCIST: THE MUSICAL
featuring the hit songs:
-- I'm Gonna Wash That Puke Right Outa My Hair
-- Reagan's Bustin' Out All Over
-- Some Demonic Evening
featuring the hit songs:
-- I'm Gonna Wash That Puke Right Outa My Hair
-- Reagan's Bustin' Out All Over
-- Some Demonic Evening
#48
Posted: 8/9/07 at 5:33am
OJ: A Musical Murder Mystery
Honey, I Raped The Kids!: The John Mark Karr Story
Chuck: Based On The Life of the Man Who Only Has Two Speeds, Walk and Kill
300: The Epic Musical
Grind House: The Musical("PLEASE! For the love of God, SEE IT THIS TIME! IT HAS SINGING NOW!!"-Quentin Tarantino)
Honey, I Raped The Kids!: The John Mark Karr Story
Chuck: Based On The Life of the Man Who Only Has Two Speeds, Walk and Kill
300: The Epic Musical
Grind House: The Musical("PLEASE! For the love of God, SEE IT THIS TIME! IT HAS SINGING NOW!!"-Quentin Tarantino)
"I am the Phantom of the Opera! I'm the gayest supervillian ever! OoooOOOooooOOOoooh...Beware of my scented candles...OoooOOOooooh...Scented!"
#49
Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:40am
AMERICAN PIE: THE MUSICAL
The first ever Teen Musical!
With a foot tapping score by Laurence O'Keefe
Starring Andy Karl as Jim with Kerry Butler as Michelle
Featuring songs such as
"Warm Apple Pie"...
"The Tongue Tornado of Love"...
"Over The Webcam"...
"Stiffler's Mom"...
"This One Time @ Band Camp"...
Ah, yes. Purile entertainment...LIVE ON STAGE!!!
The first ever Teen Musical!
With a foot tapping score by Laurence O'Keefe
Starring Andy Karl as Jim with Kerry Butler as Michelle
Featuring songs such as
"Warm Apple Pie"...
"The Tongue Tornado of Love"...
"Over The Webcam"...
"Stiffler's Mom"...
"This One Time @ Band Camp"...
Ah, yes. Purile entertainment...LIVE ON STAGE!!!
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
#50
Posted: 8/9/07 at 11:47am
I once dreamed up a musical version of Tennessee Williams' THE GLASS MENAGERIE, called GLASS!
Cast:
Amanda - Ethel Merman
Laura - Carol Channing
Tom - Robert Preston
Gentleman Caller - Carleton Carpenter
The Act Two Dream Ballet would feature 20 girls in leg braces singing "Clump Your Troubles Away."
Cast:
Amanda - Ethel Merman
Laura - Carol Channing
Tom - Robert Preston
Gentleman Caller - Carleton Carpenter
The Act Two Dream Ballet would feature 20 girls in leg braces singing "Clump Your Troubles Away."
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