Awful Musical Ideas

[Timmer]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:02am

This is the thread to post your worst (or at least oddest) ideas for a musical.

I'll start. An Ionesco musical.

[Act0r721]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:04am

The Sixth Sense: A New Musical

[musikguy]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 12:24pm

Crucible - the Musible! (Needs the exclamation point, dontcha think?)

[JudasIscariot]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 12:26pm

I prefer the sequel, Crucible the Nooseicle!
Updated On: 8/7/07 at 12:26 PM

[Timmer]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 1:54pm

That's a good one, Judas. Who'd write the score?

[kyleorlando]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 1:59pm

Jodie Foster starring in a musical about an uncivilized backwoods girl experiencing puperty entitled...

wait for it...



It's the Scarlet Pimple, Nell

[NDR]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 2:16pm

How about CSI: the musical - boy what they would have to do with the makeup or The Reality Musical - the musical about the reality of reality shows, of course Jeff Probst is the emcee!

[Duckie93]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:00pm

Legally Blonde

oh wait ... been done never mind

[AvenueQResident]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:18pm

A musical biopic of Paris Hilton's life.

[notabb]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:37pm

In high school I wrote a musical based on the book ON THE BEACH.One of the few musicals where the last 4 scenes are the principals dying and at the end the whole world is dead.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:53pm

Okay, how about a truly horrific one? Like "Richard Simmons: The Musical" That makes me shudder just thinking about it!

Updated On: 8/7/07 at 04:53 PM

[JRybka]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:59pm

How about...

Bush is a Genuius: The Musical

or

the sequal to Urinetown:The Musical

South of Urinetown
aka #2: The Musical

[ByTheSea920]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:26pm

1984-The Musical!!!
The show would end with a big showstopping number performed by Big Brother, played by Nathan Lane, and a big chorus of tap-dancing Thought Police in sequined outfits and bedazzled helmets.
It would be fabulous.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:32pm

Mutiny on The Bounty
A Clockwork Orange

The funny thing is they were both done in London already

[Piercemn]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:37pm

Ionesco's been done. It's called Ionescapade. Look it up on the Samuel French website!

[Jera]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:38pm

Evil Dead- The musical. Wait, they did that too! And it is fantastic! (It was actually made by a bunch of students from my University). I'm seeing it again next week!

[ThePinballWizard]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:41pm

Hmmm..I would have to say:

"The Old Man and the Sea"

"Old Yeller"

Stephen King's "Christine"...actually come to think of it..anything Stephen King...besides Carrie....HOW ABOUT

"IT" The Musical

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:19pm

Christine would indeed be a horrible musical

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:25pm

"Crucible - the Musible! (Needs the exclamation point, dontcha think?)"

They have a Crucible Opera... how boring!!! haha.

[Amneris]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:45pm

Charles In Charge the musical

[sleepyguy1717]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:52pm

Well I figure with all the excitement over the movie its only a matter of time before the Simpsons come to Broadway. :-P

[misschung]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:55pm

Helen Keller: A New Musical

Haven't heard or seen anything about it?

[morosco]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:59pm

To Catch a Predator - The Musical

[misschung]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:02pm

LOL!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:05pm

The Love Boat or Fantasy Island...can you imagine the plane landing?