Awful Musical Ideas

[Timmer]

Awful Musical Ideas#1

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:02am

This is the thread to post your worst (or at least oddest) ideas for a musical.

I'll start. An Ionesco musical.

[Act0r721]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#2

Posted: 8/7/07 at 11:04am

The Sixth Sense: A New Musical

[musikguy]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#2

Posted: 8/7/07 at 12:24pm

Crucible - the Musible! (Needs the exclamation point, dontcha think?)

[JudasIscariot]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#3

Posted: 8/7/07 at 12:26pm

I prefer the sequel, Crucible the Nooseicle!
Updated On: 8/7/07 at 12:26 PM

[Timmer]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#4

Posted: 8/7/07 at 1:54pm

That's a good one, Judas. Who'd write the score?

[kyleorlando]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#5

Posted: 8/7/07 at 1:59pm

Jodie Foster starring in a musical about an uncivilized backwoods girl experiencing puperty entitled...

wait for it...



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[NDR]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#6

Posted: 8/7/07 at 2:16pm

How about CSI: the musical - boy what they would have to do with the makeup or The Reality Musical - the musical about the reality of reality shows, of course Jeff Probst is the emcee!

[Duckie93]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#7

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:00pm

Legally Blonde

oh wait ... been done never mind

2008 Pirandello Players of SBHS present "Damn Yankees"

[AvenueQResident]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#8

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:18pm

A musical biopic of Paris Hilton's life.

Everything in life...is only for now.

[notabb]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#9

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:37pm

In high school I wrote a musical based on the book ON THE BEACH.One of the few musicals where the last 4 scenes are the principals dying and at the end the whole world is dead.

[GlindatheGood22]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#10

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:53pm

Okay, how about a truly horrific one? Like "Richard Simmons: The Musical" That makes me shudder just thinking about it!

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Updated On: 8/7/07 at 04:53 PM

[JRybka]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#11

Posted: 8/7/07 at 4:59pm

How about...

Bush is a Genuius: The Musical

or

the sequal to Urinetown:The Musical

South of Urinetown
aka #2: The Musical

"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."

[ByTheSea920]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#12

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:26pm

1984-The Musical!!!
The show would end with a big showstopping number performed by Big Brother, played by Nathan Lane, and a big chorus of tap-dancing Thought Police in sequined outfits and bedazzled helmets.
It would be fabulous.

[Mr Roxy]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#13

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:32pm

Mutiny on The Bounty
A Clockwork Orange

The funny thing is they were both done in London already

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[Piercemn]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#14

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:37pm

Ionesco's been done. It's called Ionescapade. Look it up on the Samuel French website!

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[Jera]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#15

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:38pm

Evil Dead- The musical. Wait, they did that too! And it is fantastic! (It was actually made by a bunch of students from my University). I'm seeing it again next week!

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[ThePinballWizard]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#16

Posted: 8/7/07 at 7:41pm

Hmmm..I would have to say:

"The Old Man and the Sea"

"Old Yeller"

Stephen King's "Christine"...actually come to think of it..anything Stephen King...besides Carrie....HOW ABOUT

"IT" The Musical

"Isn't it strange that we spend most of our time learning to do what they put people in asylums for." - Jane Fonda on Acting

[Mr Roxy]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#17

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:19pm

Christine would indeed be a horrible musical

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[Unknown User]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#18

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:25pm

"Crucible - the Musible! (Needs the exclamation point, dontcha think?)"

They have a Crucible Opera... how boring!!! haha.

[Amneris]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#19

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:45pm

Charles In Charge the musical

[sleepyguy1717]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#20

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:52pm

Well I figure with all the excitement over the movie its only a matter of time before the Simpsons come to Broadway. :-P

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[misschung]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#21

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:55pm

Helen Keller: A New Musical

Haven't heard or seen anything about it?

The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

[morosco]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#22

Posted: 8/7/07 at 8:59pm

To Catch a Predator - The Musical

[misschung]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#23

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:02pm

LOL!

The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

[Unknown User]

re: Awful Musical Ideas#24

Posted: 8/7/07 at 9:05pm

The Love Boat or Fantasy Island...can you imagine the plane landing?