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Awful Musical Ideas
#100re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:45pm
Here's just a couple:
Raise Your Voice the Musical
A Cinderella Story the Musical
Blades of Glory the Musical
Duke's of Hazard
Pirates of the Caribbean (Disney WOULDN'T...would they?)
And one that if it was ever even CONSIDERED, I would lose all faith/love for Broadway:
The Incredibles: The Super Musical
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
Mattbrain
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/23/05
#101re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:50pm
I think France has pretty much shown us how NOT to do a musical version of the following. Let's see:
The Ten Commandments
Gone With the Wind
Romeo and Juliet
Gladiator
The Little Prince (is the opera any good?)
Don Juan
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves
The Sun King aka Le Roi Soleil
I'm just obsessed with these shows cuz they're so lame they're good.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#102re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/10/07 at 6:28pmI just posted about it in the what the hell?! thread, but two shows that I've seen that were awful musical ideas were a musical version of Macbeth and a musical version of Antigone called "Antigone's Last Dance" and described as a hip-hopera. Please know that as awful as it sounds, it's nothing compared to what it was. Pain and torture!
"The stage is not merely the meeting place of all the arts, but it is also the return of art to life." -Oscar Wilde
#103re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/10/07 at 6:33pm
I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Musical. I totally see somebody trying to do this one as sort of a Sweeney Todd -type show --- only to find out that it doesn't work.
Some of the songs included would be:
"One Wild Night" - The opening number that shows the Julie, Helen, Barry, and Ray at a house party. Barry and Ray are getting drunk. At the end of the song, the four leave to go home as the party goes on.
"Dead, or Just Unconscious?" - The song sung by the teenagers after they ran over Ben Willis, and are trying to decide if they should dispose of the body. Julie is the only one who thinks the man isn't dead, while Barry and Ray are convinced he is.
"Revenge" - An "Epiphany" - type song where Willis vows to hunt down and kill the teenagers who ran him over.
"Messages" - Sort of like the "Notes" sequence in Phantom where the teenagers compare the messages they have received and you hear the slasher's voice singing the contents of the note.
Pretty bad idea, huh?? I think a part of me would die inside if something like this ever came to Broadway.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
Updated On: 12/11/07 at 06:33 PM
#104re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/10/07 at 6:34pm
A satanic barber and his crazy landlady kill people and bake them into meat pies which results in a booming pie business.
Oh wait...
:)
Madame Morrible: "So you take the chicken, now it must be a white chicken. The corpse can be any color. And that is the spell for lost luggage!" - The Yellow Brick Road Not Taken
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
henryt
Broadway Star Joined: 7/26/07
robinycus
Chorus Member Joined: 4/17/07
#109re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:38am
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
Radioactiveduck
Broadway Star Joined: 7/18/05
#111re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 1:41pm
Transformers: The Musical
The Special Effects budget would be HUGE for that one. Although I think I would go and see it just to see how they handled the transformations 
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
#112re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:01pm
IT: That's awesome... 
How about-- "Wicked's Witches: The Convalescent Years"
#113re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 2:59pm
Shrek
Futurama, hte musical
Legally Blonde
The Amazing Race
Survivor!
Lost, a new musical
Aladdin (seriously disney should have quit while they were ahead)
Although we have are pride, we have been known to cast for food.
BERNARD TELSEY CASTING, C.S.A.
"One more outburst from you sir and I bludgeon you to death with this microphone" The Wedding Singer
"One more outburst from you sir and I bludgeon you to death with this microphone" The Wedding Singer
#114re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 3:23pm
Hedda Gabler, the musical
aka
HEDDA GET YOUR GUN!
What great ones do the less will prattle of
#115re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 3:47pm
Hedda get your gun - BRILLIANT!
Britney - the jukebox musical
One superstars decent into madness to the tunes you love to dance to!
Madame Morrible: "So you take the chicken, now it must be a white chicken. The corpse can be any color. And that is the spell for lost luggage!" - The Yellow Brick Road Not Taken
#116re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 3:58pm
Sweeney Todd 2, Johanna's Revenge
The Deer Hunter (The Russian Roulette Fugue would be to die for)
Anti-Romanticist
Understudy Joined: 8/23/06
#117re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/11/07 at 7:49pm
Halo the Musical! PERFECT for musical fans to drag their Microsoft XBox-loving significant others to. Watch Master Chief shoot the crap out of his enemies while singing such memorable tunes such as "Pwned" and "Pillar of Autumn"!
(For the record, I'm not a Halo fan, so don't ask me about it.)
Other "great" ideas include:
*Project Runway: The Musical. Songs would include "Auf'ed!", "Red Lobster" and "Where The Hell Is My Chiffon?".
*James Bond. SURELY they can fit all those movies into ONE MUSICAL!
*Kite Runner.
Bow before the cuteness of my cousin!!! ;]
Timmer
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
#118re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/13/07 at 12:44am
A musical about the strike.
It's called "A Picket Line."
#119re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 12/13/07 at 12:44pm
Upper East Side Story - The Nanny Diaries Musical
Around the World in 80 Days - A Touring Production!
(the downside is, you only get to see the section of the musical that takes place in your part of the world)
And there IS a MySpace Musical. It's called top eight. And I think it's ACTUALLY happening. Like for real. i like the songs, but I have no idea what the story could possibly be about. Unless it's like a revue or something.
www.myspace.com/top8musical
#120re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 1/8/08 at 7:15pmDiet Coke The Musical!
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
#121re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 1/8/08 at 7:15pmDiet Coke The Musical!
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
zooxanthellae
Broadway Star Joined: 6/2/07
#122re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 1/8/08 at 7:20pm
Silence of the Lambs: An Operetta
starring Sutton Foster as Clarice Starling
I'm pretty sure if Sondheim wrote the score it'd still be pretty amazing!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#124re: Awful Musical Ideas
Posted: 1/8/08 at 7:33pm
The Vagina Monologues: A New Musical
Book by Eve Ensler Music & Lyrics by Larry O'Keefe & Nell Benjammin
Starring Christine Ebersole, Sherie Rene Scott & Kristin Chenoweth
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
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