Awful Musical Ideas — Page 4

#76

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 9:16am

Disney Channel, the Musical!

Act One would cover such immortal classics as Ducktales, Goof Troop, and Darkwing Duck. Then, Act Two would look at modern hits like Kim Possible (Dr. Drakken sings!), Hannah Montana, and High School Musical.




Note: Even though I listed Kim Possible, that does not mean I don't like the show. It and Danny Phantom are my only favorite shows that are currently showing new episodes, and I am sad that they are both almost over.

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#77

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 9:28am

I got into the NYU grad musical theatre writing program with a show I wrote called Jon Benet: A Love Story! I wrote it, but I still acknowledge that it's a terrible idea for a musical.

Unibomber the one man musical could be pretty awful.

The thing about all of these bad ideas is that with the right sense of humor, a lot of them could be amazing, a la Silence!

#78

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 9:55am

"Unibomber the one man musical could be pretty awful."

A real bomb, so to speak.

#79

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:03am

"Holocaust The Musical"

Opening Number is 'A Tyrant's Born'

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#80

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:52pm

Good one.

#81

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/13/07 at 3:41pm

Blow Your House Down, a musical of "The Three Little Pigs"

#82

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/14/07 at 3:47pm

"Dirty Dancing - The Musical!"


Oops....

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#83

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:12am

Night Shift-the Musical

(no offense meant to the grieving)

some song titles might include

"I'm getting lucky to-nite"

"Where was I, when you were Living?"

"Train wreck"

"Pushing up Daisies"

"Gone and Now Forgotten"

"Party till you Drop!"

"It's a Hell'va Way to Make a Living!/ For this I went to
Med. School?"

"Stack 'em, Pack'em and Rack'em up now!"

#84

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:24am

Mr. Roxy-
There IS a War of the World's musical. It has a 2-Disc cast recording

There is also a Poseidon Adventure musical (Done by Hell in a Handbasket)

Someone actually wrote one based on Misery...don't think it ever got performed.

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#85

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 8:06pm

MySpace the Musical

#86

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 8:11pm

I believe that there already IS a Myspace the Musical! lol I heard something about one being in the works....songs were performed from it somewhere....yeah, I don't remember the details. I just remember hearing about it and thinking "Well, that's strange!"

Maybe FACEBOOK!- A Rock Opera.
Or maybe YOUTUBE! A Musical Spectacular! Now that would be pretty damn fabulous.

#87

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 8:13pm

A musical like Mama Mia, but set to Cher tunes.

#88

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 8/15/07 at 8:24pm

BytheSea - That IS really odd! But for some reason I'm kinda not surprised. Not after making "Idol the Musical"

#89

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 11/19/07 at 12:40am

A musical abotu the Braodway strike?

You could eitehr call it "Not Working: The Musical" or "A Picket Line."

#90

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 11/19/07 at 1:02am

"Holocaust The Musical" - aka springtime for hitler???

catcher in the rye the musical featuring Raul Esparza as Holden.

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#91

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 11/19/07 at 1:20am

America's Next Top Model: The Musical

Songs including:
"That Bitch Poured Beer on My Weave!"
"One Down, Eleven to Go!"
"Smile With Your Eyes"
"All I Smell is Bitch"
and the ever popular, "I'm Not Here to Make Friends"

#92

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 11/19/07 at 1:33am

Nascar: A New Musical

#93

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 11/19/07 at 3:51am

Britney Spears the Musical!
Which currently depicts everything going on in her life right now!

Featuring such hits as
"Gettin' Starbucks one more time"
"Oops! Forgot I had kids again!"
"Gimme More Ya'll"
and "Shave 4 u"

*shudders* frightening!


Best. thread. EVER.

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Updated On: 11/19/07 at 03:51 AM

#94

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 1:37pm

Two Girls One Cup - The Musical

#95

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 2:30pm

I believe the Myspace musical is called "Top 8"

My horrible idea is "The Blair Witch Project: In Musical Review"

It will open up with "Into the Woods" and somewhere would have "Totally Fu**ed"

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Broadway Shows I've Seen: Hairspray, Chicago, Little Shop of Horrors (2003), The Wedding Singer, Spamalot, Riverdance, Rent, Beauty and the Beast, Spring Awakening, Wicked, Legally Blonde, Phantom of the Opera, Sweet Charity (revival), Drowsy Chaperone, The Lion King, Dreamgirls(2010 Tour).

#96

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 2:45pm

America's Next Top Model: The Musical

Songs including:
"That Bitch Poured Beer on My Weave!"
"One Down, Eleven to Go!"
"Smile With Your Eyes"
"All I Smell is Bitch"
and the ever popular, "I'm Not Here to Make Friends"

OMG, that made me choke on my soda in laughter. But you forgot Tyra's big number "I wanna be the next Oprah"

let's see

Herbie the Love Bug

A Pirate Movie

Carrie!....oh wait

Star Trek

Flowers in the Attic(though My Sweet Audrina has some potential to be an amazing musical if the music was written by Sondheim)

Any teen movie that is not Heathers and not made by John Hughes

Nightmare on Elm Street

Chucky

Mommie Dearest: The Ballad of Christina Darling

Vagina Monologues

Knocked Up and Superbad

Georgia Rule or any other Lindsay Lohan movie

#97

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:32pm

How about Rent? ...based off of the Chris Columbus's film?
:)
It's the opera, turned musical, turned movie musical turned musical again. Yikes.

Stupid? I know. Here's more.

Days of Thunder (another roller skate show)
Hostel
and
The Facts of Life (based on the TV show)

Updated On: 12/10/07 at 05:32 PM

#98

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:34pm

Oh, and I loved the America's Top Model idea.

Can you see her break down at the end of "I wanna be like Oprah" just like Mama in "Rose's turn"?

#99

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:38pm

The Britney song titles are amazing!!!

What about an adaptation of Clash of the Titans? Yikes...

#100

re: Awful Musical Ideas

Posted: 12/10/07 at 5:44pm

Or what about a Paula Deen musical named after her restaurant, "The Lady & Sons."

It could be creepy-- but not really -- and gay -- but not really. Just like her and her sons' shows!