TELECHARGE
Hello?
THEGAISSILENT
Mister I need to talk to you
TELECHARGE
Amy! Listen, I was just gonna call you.
THEGAISSILENT
There’s something that I need to know
TELECHARGE
You're talking about a ticket!
THEGAISSILENT
I’m just gonna spit it out
TELECHARGE
How is your day at work going?
THEGAISSILENT
You probably guessed it minutes ago
Still it’s kinda hard to say
TELECHARGE
Amy, can I offer you a new discount?
THEGAISSILENT
It’s something that I’ve spent all day not saying
TELECHARGE
We can send them right to your email.
THEGAISSILENT
Sometimes it’s on the tip on my tongue
But only spoken aloud, alone while I’m in denial
TELECHARGE
Well, I’d like to talk more about this, but honestly, I'm not one of those chatty operators!
THEGAISSILENT
Denial seemed the only way
TELECHARGE
Amy, perhaps you'd like to see Avenue Q.
THEGAISSILENT
But now I understand its cost
TELECHARGE
I’m the employee of the month.
THEGAISSILENT
I search for info on my own
TELECHARGE
They're so proud of me.
THEGAISSILENT
And find that I’m completely lost,
Look, please don’t say anything else, ok?
Just listen – I don’t even know where to start
I can’t get the words out
It’s like they’re all jumbled together
Sir, I love bare, and...
TELECHARGE
Wicked took their wait list
With that witch who really flies
Why don't you and see Wicked?
I heard that the green one dies
THEGAISSILENT
Sir, please listen to me
TELECHARGE
Where did The Producers go?
I didn’t know they lost their stars
People will be disappointed
Or they'll go and drink at bars!
THEGAISSILENT
Sir this is important
Sir you need to listen
Sir don’t shut me out here
You don't want me to see bare
TELECHARGE
Amy, please I’m so busy here
Let me call you later dear
THEGAISSILENT
God this is so hard to fear
I need to know that the day is near
TELECHARGE
Amy, please, I need a break
Whatever it is will have to wait
I’m going to hang up now
I really need to hang up now
THEGAISSILENT
Don’t hang up I need to see this!
I’m dying here, I’m all alone
I know you know you know what I’m saying
Just let me ask you - Sir, I...
TELECHARGE
Amy, please, I can’t solve all your problems
THEGAISSILENT
Listen, you know nothing of them,
But I’m just expecting you to find solutions,
Just to get me in the second row.
See bare
TELECHARGE
Amy, I assure you I’m in no hurry to discuss your show right onw.
THEGAISSILENT
I’ve been waiting to ask you this since right before lunch.
TELECHARGE
Amy, I’m going to go now
THEGAISSILENT
You don’t want me to hear it.
You don’t want me to see it.
Can’t bare for me to see it.
TELECHARGE
Amy, you tend to analyze
THEGAISSILENT
There’s a reason for that mister!
Open your eyes
TELECHARGE
Amy, please, I have to go now
I really need to go right now
I’ll call you
THEGAISSILENT
When sir, when are you going to call?
TELECHARGE
Soon, when the Dodger Stages give me a date..
THEGAISSILENT
We can pay this off together
TELECHARGE
Maybe before then you’ll lose interest.
THEGAISSILENT
This is always on my mind
TELECHARGE
I have a lot of folks on hold
THEGAISSILENT
Please don’t give up
TELECHARGE
I have to go
THEGAISSILENT
Please let me see bare.
JOHN LITHGOW
I just realized, your last name is Butz! Both "Norbert" AND "Butz" are in your name! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!
Updated On: 9/30/04 at 05:09 PM