BARE FANS (to the BWW community)
I'd trade places with you in a ****ing heartbeat
Remember back in late July
Endless posts of Michael love
Double posts in busy threads
The Brooklyn fans that we've above
I think that Playbill took this picture
Back when bare was playing here
Performances that rocked and rambled
Would play again, the date was near
but cash is short and money's strange
Trouble now from hopeful past
Shows have changed they rearrange
And Bombay Dreams is set to last
Hear it how the words would tumble
Peter, Jason, Nadia
Haunted daunted so unwanted
Feel the angry fans all crubmle
Dream a show and then just flick it
Broadway's there to interrupt
Someone out there buy my ticket
Look at this, it's so corrupt
Good Baree fan, her CD's scratched
And now of course it comes to this
If only the producers matched,
Our show we wouldn't have to miss
It hits me like a church that's empty
Face the refund, give a sigh
Just another bare supporter
One more sad statistic now
Dream a show and then just flick it
Broadway's there to interrupt
Someone out there buy my ticket
Look at this, it's so corrupt
Look at this, it's so corrupt
Little lies and postponed dates
Who to ask and where to buy
Follow the producer's vision
Or do I know, it's a lie.
Am I suppose to leave, abandon
Is it just that simple then?
Tell me when this show will happen
Tell me how and tell me when
Tell me how and tell me when
Dream a show and then just flick it
Broadway's there to interrupt
Someone out there buy my ticket
Look at this, it's so corrupt
Story ends in total damage
It’s an unforgiving day
From now on how will I manage
How can I
I’m just a fan
JOHN LITHGOW
I just realized, your last name is Butz! Both "Norbert" AND "Butz" are in your name! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!