Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"The point still stands: the only reason that a young guy would have a baby out of wedlock with a 50 year old "friend" is that the guy is gay."
Or maybe the woman did not want the anonymous donor to father her child, and asked a trusted friend with the known health history to help her out.
ETA: JustAGuy, for most people the birth of a baby is a happy occasion, and it's customary to offer them congratulations and best wishes. You should get out of the bathhouse more often.
Cartwheel, if you hate the people here so much, why do you still post?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07

Cartwheel is right. Too much time in the bathouse will force your mouth to stay like this!
Updated On: 8/8/08 at 05:29 PM
"Or maybe the woman did not want the anonymous donor to father her child, and asked a trusted friend with the known health history to help her out. "
Nah, I think there was a big enough payoff to her. He probably wanted the kid. you know, like Michael Jackson. Get the kids, pay off the mother, and then get rid of her.
But why choose a 50 yr. old woman? There are great risks. Oh, maybe she's the only one who would do it.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"Cartwheel, if you hate the people here so much, why do you still post? "
There are many nice people on this board, and I enjoy reading their thoughts about the Broadway shows. It's unfortunate that Clay Aiken threads tend to only attract the scum.
ETA:
"Nah, I think there was a big enough payoff to her."
Do you realize who David Foster is? I doubt that Clay Aiken can offer enough money to his sister for a risky pregnancy.
"Get the kids, pay off the mother, and then get rid of her."
Guess we will see if she's still around a few years from now, won't we?
"But why choose a 50 yr. old woman?"
Really, why, when many younger women would be more than happy to bear his child?
My sincerest condolences to that poor child.
"ETA: JustAGuy, for most people the birth of a baby is a happy occasion, and it's customary to offer them congratulations and best wishes. You should get out of the bathhouse more often."
And what do you know of bathhouses? Is that where you and Clay first became acquainted?
Well, if you know that Clay Aiken threads attract us scum, why did you start this one?
"Or maybe the woman did not want the anonymous donor to father her child, and asked a trusted friend with the known health history to help her out."
Well, let's look at the baby's name for clues. "Aiken" is Dad's last name and "Parker" is Dad's mother's last name. Out of the three names this kid has, only one of them corresponds to his birth mother. Also, the baby was born in North Carolina (where dad lives--mom lives in LA) and Dad's mother was the one to break the news to the world.
So I think it's obvious that you're just spinning, CheXy.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"Well, let's look at the baby's name for clues. "Aiken" is Dad's last name and "Parker" is Dad's mother's last name. Out of the three names this kid has, only one of them corresponds to his birth mother."
Your favorite tabloid site said from the beginning that Clay was going to be involved in his child's life, so why is this a surprise? Most children do get their father's last name.
"Also, the baby was born in North Carolina (where dad lives--mom lives in LA) and Dad's mother was the one to break the news to the world."
LOL. Can you imagine the look on Harvey Levin's face when he heard the news? He probably spent a fortune stalking LA hospitals, only to find out that the baby was born all the way across the country, and WRAL was given the exclusive. Score for the good guys!
He's gay and European!
I think it is funny that there is a Clay Aiken ringtone add popping up at the bottom of the threads.
"Guess we will see if she's still around a few years from now, won't we?"
I don't know, I don't really care.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Clay is not gay. Remember how he told NY mag he doesn't have sexual urges? Perhaps after puberty he'll know who he is.
"Your favorite tabloid site said from the beginning that Clay was going to be involved in his child's life, so why is this a surprise? Most children do get their father's last name."
Correction, CheXy. Most children born through natural means get the dad's last name. When it's one of those deals where the guy is helping a woman have a baby of her own, it's usually HER last name that's given to the baby.
The fact that this kid is "Foster Aiken" and not "Aiken Foster" blows your theory out of the water.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"The fact that this kid is "Foster Aiken" and not "Aiken Foster" blows your theory out of the water. "
Go to a Clay Aiken concert some time. That will blow your theory that a 50 year old producer is the only person he could talk into having his child out of the water.
" It's unfortunate that Clay Aiken threads tend to only attract the scum."
If that makes me scum in your eyes, so be it.
I don't like you or Clay anyways, Fartwheel.
btw, you are a HUGE attention whore. Why are you giving it away?
Thanks for the laugh!
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"Go to a Clay Aiken concert some time. That will blow your theory that a 50 year old producer is the only person he could talk into having his child out of the water."
You must be SO pissed that he didn't choose you.
Hey, hi Diva!
you scum.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"If that makes me scum in your eyes, so be it. "
No, that would be the lies you tried to spread about him.
this thread is a great example of why i don't post very often on this site...
this is just sad.
congrats to the guy and move on. telling people the thread is stupid or adding negativity or whatever is just MAKING THE THREAD LIVE LONGER. just let the thing die out if you have issues.
Congrats to Clay, Jaymes and the lucky little baby guy, Parker. Not only is he born on the luckiest date but he really won the DNA lottery.
"Go to a Clay Aiken concert some time. That will blow your theory that a 50 year old producer is the only person he could talk into having his child out of the water."
That wasn't my theory at all, CheXy. But I don't know why you'd want me to go to a Clay Aiken concert. The only potential baby-mamas there would be older and less attractive than the one he chose.
"this thread is a great example of why i don't post very often on this site..."
God knows we've all been losing sleep wondering why you don't post here more often.
"this thread is a great example of why i don't post very often on this site...
this is just sad."
Hey, seriously-don't be sad. There are hundreds of other threads around. Or start one about something you're interested in.
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