Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"The only potential baby-mamas there would be older and less attractive than the one he chose."
There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from.

"There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from."
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! That just made my night. What, should he have chosen to impregnate a 12 year old?
"There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from."
Fans of all ages? That's not what the videos taken at these concerts suggest. And isn't it a little presumptuous to assume that every woman that goes to one of those concerts would want to carry a gay guy's baby?
Hi Jane2!
Isn't Fartwheel a 'hoot'?!
If it were a young and attractive girl who he wanted to father a child with she might want him to do it the natural way! Put what where!?! Perhaps THAT is why he chose a 50 year old woman from another state!
A hoot 'n a half, Diva!
Can someone please punch Cartwheel? Preferably a female member.
Chorus Member Joined: 2/15/07
Cartwheel = Claytango = Jean LaViolette of Niles, Michigan. She's a well known obsessed Claymate that even the Claymates are embarrassed about.
Updated On: 8/8/08 at 07:22 PM
I for one think Caly will make an excellent mother.
So, the douches name is Jean.
Thanks Apple!
I'm off for opening night at the Bowl.
Come see Le Miz!
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"Fans of all ages? That's not what the videos taken at these concerts suggest."
I've been to the concert, and you have not.
"And isn't it a little presumptuous to assume that every woman that goes to one of those concerts would want to carry a gay guy's baby? "
That won't be a problem. Most of the fans believe what he says about himself, and also believe in person's right to self-identify. Only gay "activists" want to take that right away from people.
"So, the douches name is Jean. "
You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you?
"I've been to the concert, and you have not."
There's plenty of video of these with lots of audience shots. Clay's fans are overwhelmingly older (50-60) white overweight women.
"Most of the fans believe what he says about himself, and also believe in person's right to self-identify."
Not Clay's apparently. You're not willing to accept any answer other than "he's straight."
"You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you? "
I don't, CheXy.
What difference does it make if he is straight or gay other then it might ruin a masturbatory fantasy? Seems that so many need to hold on to the fact that he is straight for their dear lives. Would you like him any less if he were a sausage stuffing kinda guy?
I know it wouldn't change my opinion of him one bit.
I love that this has gone the way of all Clay Aiken threads. It's inevitable, not to mention seriously entertaining.
As soon as I saw the headline on Yahoo I came right over here for the thread. I was not disappointed!
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
"Not Clay's apparently. You're not willing to accept any answer other than "he's straight.""
I'll accept it if I hear it from him, and not from a bunch of liars hell-bent on outing every celebrity in sight.
""You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you? "
I don't, CheXy. "
Not you. I was talking to TheatreDiva. You lie all the time, so I would think that you know better than to believe everything posted online.
Boy you really are a charmer aren't you?
Muah Darling!
"You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you?"
I never said I believed it. It's just nice to have another name to call you instead of Fartwheel.
"and not from a bunch of liars hell-bent on outing every celebrity in sight. "
^^^and my vote for BWW's Miss Personality goes to Cartwheel! yay!
J*
Updated On: 8/9/08 at 07:29 AM
Swing Joined: 8/7/05
So, what is it exactly we're supposed to congratulate him for?
Is it... for being able to fill a test tube with his.....essence?
Or,
Is it... for being able to find someone, who'd actually want the contents of the test tube to be put inside her?
THAT'S CRUEL!!!!!!!!!1
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/05
The birth of a baby is always exciting and wonderful news. Congrats must go out to the happy family.
"Get it in your head: NO. ONE. IS. A. CLAYMATE. HERE."
Raises hand slowly. I love everything Broadway and Clay.
Cartwheel is a NUTJOB and should be treated as such. Carry on.
I enjoyed Clay Aiken as Sir Robin and wish him and his family all the best.
She will make a great mother!
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