Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Cartwheel
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
#75re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 6:30pm
"The only potential baby-mamas there would be older and less attractive than the one he chose."
There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from.
#76re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 6:39pm

-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#77re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 6:40pm
"There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from."
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! That just made my night. What, should he have chosen to impregnate a 12 year old?
#78re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 6:47pm
"There are fans of all ages at his concerts, so he has plenty of women to choose from."
Fans of all ages? That's not what the videos taken at these concerts suggest. And isn't it a little presumptuous to assume that every woman that goes to one of those concerts would want to carry a gay guy's baby?
#79re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 6:56pm
Hi Jane2!
Isn't Fartwheel a 'hoot'?!
#80re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:05pmIf it were a young and attractive girl who he wanted to father a child with she might want him to do it the natural way! Put what where!?! Perhaps THAT is why he chose a 50 year old woman from another state!
#81re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:11pmA hoot 'n a half, Diva!
#82re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:13pmCan someone please punch Cartwheel? Preferably a female member.
TheAppleTree
Chorus Member Joined: 2/15/07
#83re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:22pm
Cartwheel = Claytango = Jean LaViolette of Niles, Michigan. She's a well known obsessed Claymate that even the Claymates are embarrassed about.
Updated On: 8/8/08 at 07:22 PM
#84re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:29pmI for one think Caly will make an excellent mother.
#85re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:45pm
So, the douches name is Jean.
Thanks Apple!
I'm off for opening night at the Bowl.
Come see Le Miz!
Cartwheel
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
#86re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 7:52pm
"Fans of all ages? That's not what the videos taken at these concerts suggest."
I've been to the concert, and you have not.
"And isn't it a little presumptuous to assume that every woman that goes to one of those concerts would want to carry a gay guy's baby? "
That won't be a problem. Most of the fans believe what he says about himself, and also believe in person's right to self-identify. Only gay "activists" want to take that right away from people.
"So, the douches name is Jean. "
You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you?
#87re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 8:00pm
"I've been to the concert, and you have not."
There's plenty of video of these with lots of audience shots. Clay's fans are overwhelmingly older (50-60) white overweight women.
"Most of the fans believe what he says about himself, and also believe in person's right to self-identify."
Not Clay's apparently. You're not willing to accept any answer other than "he's straight."
"You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you? "
I don't, CheXy.
#88re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 8:11pm
What difference does it make if he is straight or gay other then it might ruin a masturbatory fantasy? Seems that so many need to hold on to the fact that he is straight for their dear lives. Would you like him any less if he were a sausage stuffing kinda guy?
I know it wouldn't change my opinion of him one bit.
#89re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 8:44pm
I love that this has gone the way of all Clay Aiken threads. It's inevitable, not to mention seriously entertaining.
#90re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 10:07pmAs soon as I saw the headline on Yahoo I came right over here for the thread. I was not disappointed!
Cartwheel
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/07
#91re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/8/08 at 10:50pm
"Not Clay's apparently. You're not willing to accept any answer other than "he's straight.""
I'll accept it if I hear it from him, and not from a bunch of liars hell-bent on outing every celebrity in sight.
""You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you? "
I don't, CheXy. "
Not you. I was talking to TheatreDiva. You lie all the time, so I would think that you know better than to believe everything posted online.
#92re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 12:03am
Boy you really are a charmer aren't you?
Muah Darling!
#93re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 4:25am
"You'll believe anything posted on the Internet, won't you?"
I never said I believed it. It's just nice to have another name to call you instead of Fartwheel.
#94re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 7:29am
"and not from a bunch of liars hell-bent on outing every celebrity in sight. "
^^^and my vote for BWW's Miss Personality goes to Cartwheel! yay!
J*
Updated On: 8/9/08 at 07:29 AM
Jerls
Swing Joined: 8/7/05
#95re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 8:45am
So, what is it exactly we're supposed to congratulate him for?
Is it... for being able to fill a test tube with his.....essence?
Or,
Is it... for being able to find someone, who'd actually want the contents of the test tube to be put inside her?
THAT'S CRUEL!!!!!!!!!1
Urban
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/05
#96re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 9:02amThe birth of a baby is always exciting and wonderful news. Congrats must go out to the happy family.
#97re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 11:42am
"Get it in your head: NO. ONE. IS. A. CLAYMATE. HERE."
Raises hand slowly. I love everything Broadway and Clay.
Cartwheel is a NUTJOB and should be treated as such. Carry on.
#98re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 6:07pmI enjoyed Clay Aiken as Sir Robin and wish him and his family all the best.
#99re: Congratulations to Clay Aiken!!!
Posted: 8/9/08 at 6:12pmShe will make a great mother!
"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"
lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
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