#376
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:01pm
Boq? The character with 15 minutes of stage time & 20(ish) lines? Yeah I don't think I'll be green with envy when if that happens.
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#377
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:02pm
I'm a bit late to this party, but I just read that "review" on the WICKED Message Board. That was one of the scariest things I've ever read...I really love WICKED, but it is so sad and pathetic to know that it has such a crazy following. I guess reading these blogs makes me feel more normal...or next to normal at least.
#378
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:02pm
NickChopper...Let me guess.
You are a 15 year old guy who wants to do Musical Theatre. Your favorite shows are Wicked, Rent, Next to Normal, Hair, and any other show that has a Fangirl/Fanboy base. You can probably recite every woman who has played the part of Glinda...and their shoe size. You have probably done a show or two in your community and think that you are hot stuff. Once you go to college, you will realize that 1. You are no where near ready to be on Broadway, that you need training and skill. B. You will understand that Bww is a forum that allows Theatre people, Fussy old Queens, and chorus boys of Mama Mia to release their everyday life's frustration by being Snarky, B**chy, and sarcastic. You will also realize that GRAMMAR will get you far. If you really want to be on broadway, study your ass off and work hard, and don't let this get to you when I say...take your whiney middle school opinion, and blow it out Eden's left tit. That is all. :)
You are a 15 year old guy who wants to do Musical Theatre. Your favorite shows are Wicked, Rent, Next to Normal, Hair, and any other show that has a Fangirl/Fanboy base. You can probably recite every woman who has played the part of Glinda...and their shoe size. You have probably done a show or two in your community and think that you are hot stuff. Once you go to college, you will realize that 1. You are no where near ready to be on Broadway, that you need training and skill. B. You will understand that Bww is a forum that allows Theatre people, Fussy old Queens, and chorus boys of Mama Mia to release their everyday life's frustration by being Snarky, B**chy, and sarcastic. You will also realize that GRAMMAR will get you far. If you really want to be on broadway, study your ass off and work hard, and don't let this get to you when I say...take your whiney middle school opinion, and blow it out Eden's left tit. That is all. :)
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Shows in the 2010 Season for me. 101 Dalmations tour - Jan 24th, Xanadu Tour - Mar 9th and 10th, Wicked - May 14th, Legally Blonde - June 12th:::::::Upcoming - South Pacific, Young Frankinstein (Two Cities) Rock of Ages (Two Cities) Shrek (3 Cities) Les Mis, DreamGirls, Spring Awakening, Color Purple, and 9 to 5!
Updated On: 8/1/09 at 10:02 PM
#379
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:04pm
I never realized how crazy most users are there until after I was banned for helping to insight a riot.
#380
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:07pm
"and when i get the part of Boq u can all suck it"
Mk, yeah, I will probably be filled with jealousy when you get such a big and demanding role.
TheatreDork, got it right.
Really, that is probably the worst argument ever.
That is almost as bad as saying "You laugh now, but when I become the swing in Wicked, you'll all be sorry!"
Also, BwayBoundJoe is right. It REALLY is not that difficult or time consuming to type out the word "you", and capitaliziation and punctuation are wonderful things. Try it.
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
Mk, yeah, I will probably be filled with jealousy when you get such a big and demanding role.
TheatreDork, got it right.
Really, that is probably the worst argument ever.
That is almost as bad as saying "You laugh now, but when I become the swing in Wicked, you'll all be sorry!"
Also, BwayBoundJoe is right. It REALLY is not that difficult or time consuming to type out the word "you", and capitaliziation and punctuation are wonderful things. Try it.
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
#381
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:13pm
"and chorus boys of Mama Mia"
"and blow it out Eden's left tit."
These lines alone seriously made my night!
Kudos, BwayBoundJoe. =)
"and blow it out Eden's left tit."
These lines alone seriously made my night!
Kudos, BwayBoundJoe. =)
"You will understand that Bww is a forum that allows Theatre people, Fussy old Queens, and chorus boys of Mama Mia to release their everyday life's frustration by being Snarky, B**chy, and sarcastic."
-BwayBoundJoe
#382
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:32pm
FinalDestination - Please explain your quote. That is absolutely HYSTERICAL out of context.
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#383
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:39pm
BwayBoundJoe, I don't what you mean by explain. Forgive me, my brain is in summer mode, so I am not thinking completely straight.
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
Updated On: 8/1/09 at 10:39 PM
#384
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:45pm
Well, if you were looking at my Avatar I completly understand for not thinking straight...anywho, I mean your LizzieCurry quote.
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#385
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:51pm
Updated On: 8/11/12 at 10:51 PM
#386
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:52pm
'Well, if you were looking at my Avatar I completly understand for not thinking straight'
Brilliance!
Brilliance!
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
#387
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:55pm
Holy Crap! If I read you like a book maybe I should start making closing date predictions. lol
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#388
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:58pm
AndAllThatJazz, I was about to say the same thing.
And as for the LizzieCurry quote, it has to do with a threat last year. I don't know if you remember a poster named "SpellingBeeFan4Ever" or something like that. Well anyway, he had Aspergers, and whenever someone said something even slightly snarky to him he was like "IT'S JUST CAUSE I HAVE ASPERGERS" he was also very annoying in general. Well, one night we got into this huge argument through a thread.
Well, naturally, most people were not exactly on his side, due to his generally annoying behavior. At one point he started acting more obnoxious and rude than usual and when people started bugging him about it, he was like "You guys don't know me outside of BroadwayWorld, I am a totally different person!", to which Lizzie replied with the brilliant quote that has now been my signature for well over a year. =]
EDIT: I personally, love Dee, but I totally forgot this thread was about her.
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
And as for the LizzieCurry quote, it has to do with a threat last year. I don't know if you remember a poster named "SpellingBeeFan4Ever" or something like that. Well anyway, he had Aspergers, and whenever someone said something even slightly snarky to him he was like "IT'S JUST CAUSE I HAVE ASPERGERS" he was also very annoying in general. Well, one night we got into this huge argument through a thread.
Well, naturally, most people were not exactly on his side, due to his generally annoying behavior. At one point he started acting more obnoxious and rude than usual and when people started bugging him about it, he was like "You guys don't know me outside of BroadwayWorld, I am a totally different person!", to which Lizzie replied with the brilliant quote that has now been my signature for well over a year. =]
EDIT: I personally, love Dee, but I totally forgot this thread was about her.
"That's a good point. Next time I pee on a Starbucks couch and throw straws and napkins at a barista, I'll just yell, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" and that should do it. "-LizzieCurry
Updated On: 8/1/09 at 10:58 PM
#389
Posted: 8/1/09 at 10:59pm
Updated On: 8/11/12 at 10:59 PM
#390
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:00pm
No, f*cking KFC closing times!
#391
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:02pm
Oh God...I'm crying....i'm laughing so hard.
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#392
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:03pm
This thread made my night.
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
#393
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:05pm
IT HURTS!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! Il ove you guys!
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#394
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:05pm
Updated On: 8/11/12 at 11:05 PM
#395
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:07pm
NickChopper...I think you're the only person who has talked about Dee in the past 3 pages.
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#396
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:07pm
Jazzy, check your inbox. 
#397
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:09pm
Updated On: 8/11/12 at 11:09 PM
#398
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:09pm
Has anyone been Lupwned (sp?) lately?
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#399
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:10pm
TheatreDork2,
IWow...that was disturbing and beautiful all at the same time.
IWow...that was disturbing and beautiful all at the same time.
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
#400
Posted: 8/1/09 at 11:12pm
Cheyenne?
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