I can hear the conversation in Lansbury's apartment with her "people".
"But you told me this guy was a GOOD playwright!"
"Well, Ms. Lansbury, that is what we were TOLD."
"But you told me this would be the great Broadway swan song for me."
"Well, Ms. Lansbury, we thought you could read the phone book and no one would notice it wasn't really a play."
"I turned down a guest role on Desperate Housewives for THIS? You are all fired! Get me Mark Cherry on the phone NOW!"
PEACE.