Shbrt, here's a good one.I tried to seat this particular middle aged couple, but after showing me their tickets, they bolted towards the seats, not even waiting for Playbills. I watched while they took whatever seats they wanted. I was free, so I went down to where they were sitting and asked them to take their own seats. "We'll be okay right here", says the man. "I'm sorry, but those seats belong to some other people", I say. "How many people are you expecting tonight?" he demanded. "We're getting a nice crowd", I say. "I DIDN'T ASK YOU THAT, I SAID HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE COMING!" He yelled at me. "We prefer if you took your own seats" I said.
Now, he stands up, turns around, and points to the nearly empty house. "Look how empty this place is", he said. "That's because the show doesn't start for another 25 minutes" I say, trying to remain patient, as I see I have other people waiting for me.
"Please take your seats, as we prefer not to have to ask you to move later on, during the show, because it is disruptive", I say.
Finally his wife grabbed him, pulled him to their "real" seats, and told him that this was enough already.
I was pleased to death when the very next patrons had the tickets to those seats the couple had taken!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES