Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

[jato3008]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:38am

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I found it on another site, and thought you folks would appreciate it.

1. Kate Mulgrew is Janeway.
2. Daniel Radcliffe is dangly.
3. Horses are actors.
4. Anna Camp has no pubic hairs.
5. Richard Griffiths has too many years.

IDK if anyone will find this funny, but I think it about sums the play up.

[dramamama611]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:03am

Hilarious? Really? Didn't even find it amusing.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:49am

Not funny.

[adamgreer]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 6:42am

I didn't think it was funny at all.

[jordangirl]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 7:54am

I fourth the not funny.

[EponineAmneris]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:13am

Not funny at all.

[once a month]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:23am

hmmmmmm, hilarious?

[kec]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:58am

It seems apparent that your sense of humor is a bit different than the rest.

I didn't find it funny either.

[Magica]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 9:46am

nope not funny and certainly not hilarious

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 10:11am

So do people find Equus amusing because there is a penis?

[JRybka]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 10:58am

oh my gosh... someone is naked in EQUUS?

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:00am

Pathetic - and definitely not hilarious

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:37am

I don't get it. Why is that funny? Did I miss something?

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:46am

It would be funnier in haiku form.

[Dein Herr]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:53am

Or as a limerick. Limericks can make anything funny!

[dramamama611]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:02pm

I'm so glad it wasn't me. I was afraid to check out this thread to see I was the only one that didn't "get it".

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:52pm

Did somebody watch a video of the play on mute at 4:20? That is the only way I could imagine that post could be found remotely humorous.

[Weez]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:56pm

There was a young actor called Daniel
Who wished to show what he could handle
He blinded a horse
Then stripped down (of course)
And to him no one could hold a candle!

..... hey, at least I tried! :-P

[blaxx]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:00pm

I wish I could claim credit for this

You do?

[PiraguaGuy2]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:01pm

For the haiku fanatics out there:

H. Potter's naked
In the Broadway show "Equus"
Ha ha let's make jokes

[Patash]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:07pm

Comeon you people, lighten up. Think back. Wouldn't we have all thought it was funny when we were maybe 11 or 12? Just the mention of pubic hairs alone would cause a good giggle or two.

[CyCoSpAz2]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 6:12pm

"Just the mention of pubic hairs alone would cause a good giggle or two."

I still laugh when people say "poop" and I didn't find this funny...

[Mattbrain]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 7:52pm

Thanks to you, Cyco, NOW I'm laughing.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:14pm

There's this horrendous, juvenile, idiotic youtube video called "Ode To Poop" that includes the phrases, "Hello, welcome to Todd's Poop Barn, how may I poop on you today?" and "Agh! I shimmied in poop! Agh! I pooped in poop."

It is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. And yet it made me laugh hysterically. I think I have the brain of a five-year-old

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:16pm

What? I don't even get it in non-funny terms.