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#1

Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:38am

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I found it on another site, and thought you folks would appreciate it.

1. Kate Mulgrew is Janeway.
2. Daniel Radcliffe is dangly.
3. Horses are actors.
4. Anna Camp has no pubic hairs.
5. Richard Griffiths has too many years.

IDK if anyone will find this funny, but I think it about sums the play up.
#2

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:03am

Hilarious? Really? Didn't even find it amusing.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
#3

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:49am

Not funny.
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#5

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 7:54am

I fourth the not funny.
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#6

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:13am

Not funny at all.
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#8

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:58am

It seems apparent that your sense of humor is a bit different than the rest.

I didn't find it funny either.
#11

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 10:58am

oh my gosh... someone is naked in EQUUS?

"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."
#16

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:02pm

I'm so glad it wasn't me. I was afraid to check out this thread to see I was the only one that didn't "get it".

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
#17

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:52pm

Did somebody watch a video of the play on mute at 4:20? That is the only way I could imagine that post could be found remotely humorous.
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#19

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:00pm

I wish I could claim credit for this

You do?
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#20

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:01pm

For the haiku fanatics out there:

H. Potter's naked
In the Broadway show "Equus"
Ha ha let's make jokes
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#21

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:07pm

Comeon you people, lighten up. Think back. Wouldn't we have all thought it was funny when we were maybe 11 or 12? Just the mention of pubic hairs alone would cause a good giggle or two.

#22

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 6:12pm

"Just the mention of pubic hairs alone would cause a good giggle or two."

I still laugh when people say "poop" and I didn't find this funny...
#23

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 7:52pm

Thanks to you, Cyco, NOW I'm laughing.
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#24

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:14pm

There's this horrendous, juvenile, idiotic youtube video called "Ode To Poop" that includes the phrases, "Hello, welcome to Todd's Poop Barn, how may I poop on you today?" and "Agh! I shimmied in poop! Agh! I pooped in poop."

It is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. And yet it made me laugh hysterically. I think I have the brain of a five-year-old
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#25

re: Equus in 5 hilarious sentences...

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:16pm

What? I don't even get it in non-funny terms.
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