Favortie line from any Broadway Show- Page 4

[Elphie3]

Posted: 7/11/10 at 9:34am

"It's against the law to commit suicide you know. The punishment is death!" - Forum

[AC126748]

Posted: 7/11/10 at 10:06am

My favorite musical of all time, A Little Night Music, is rife with great lines (some of which have already been recounted here). A few more:

CARL-MAGNUS: You're a good wife, Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE: That's a comforting thought to take with me to town, dear. It just may keep me from cutting my throat on the tram.

FREDERIK: Desiree, would you...I can't even say it.
DESIREE: Say it, dear.
FREDERIK: Would you--
DESIREE: Of course. What are old friends for?

[jamiekennywicked]

Posted: 7/11/10 at 7:10pm

'MAN UP!' 9 to 5
'Me and sister .. Sledge?!' Sister Act
'I won't let go Bill' Oliver!

[secondarycharacter2]

Posted: 7/24/10 at 11:09pm

he's right, they have one... two... TWO MEN! and were all so poor!
-URINETOWN

[LansburyLuPone]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 12:12am

"Then who the heck are Ralph and Shirley Mudge?" --From "Annie"

[everythingISpossible]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 12:28am

You know what it's like to wake up one morning and realize your whole life is based on a decision you made as a teenager?

-Passing Strange

[ThankstoPhantom]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 1:21am

"Eliza?...Where the devil are my slipper?" -My Fair Lady

[TTL]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 1:24am

"I don't say I'm no better than anybody else... but I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!" ~ Aunt Eller, OKLAHOMA!

The Dialogue between Tony and Maria @ The Gym (basically all the lines from their meeting but these two lines hit me like no other)
Maria: "But of course... they are the same."
Tony: "It's so much to believe..." As delivered well on the Tony Awards Broadcast in 2009.

[onedaymore]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 2:04am

Into the Woods, I think, is the best quotable musical ever.

Therefore, I shall pick:

"Ask the wolf's mother." -Witch

[NGeorgiaBwayFan]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 8:36am

GYPSY:
"Anyway, everyone needs something impossible to hope for."

ALNM: Charlotte to Anne:
"He sent me here to tell you ... and I'm actually telling you. What a monster I've become."

(This is my husband's fav line of all time, but it was changed years ago)

PHANTOM:
"Miss Daae has returned"
"I trust her midnight oil is well and truly burned"

[JillianSch]

Posted: 7/25/10 at 3:27pm

nicky "you look like david hasselhoff" from ave q

[TWDT87]

Posted: 7/26/10 at 6:44am

"Sh*t, it's like watching George Bush on jeopardy"
---Superior Donuts

and any number of things Carrie Fisher said in Wishful Drinking

[aasjb4ever]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 6:57pm

From A Little Night Music, Preferably with Erin Davie. ZOMG.
CARL-MAGNUS: "watch them dear, watch them like a--"
CHARLOTTE: "hawk. yes i know, dear, you're a tiger, i'm a hawk. together, we're our own zoo."

[dragonlp86]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 7:04pm

"The price of love is loss. But still we pay...we love anyway." - 'Next to Normal'

"Just one drag queen...and one plain homosexual." - La Cage aux Folles (more Kelsey's delivery than the actual line)

[goranksahoffurself]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 7:57pm

"I'm Andrew F*cking Jackson!"

[Here I Am]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 9:22pm

My favorite lyric ever from a Broadway show:

"Got magical bracelets so bullets bounce away."

[jeffmiele]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 10:42pm

BBAJ

"I'm like federal metamucel"

[musicalperson17]

Posted: 10/1/10 at 11:13pm

"I'm woosy right now, but i'm hardly in love" the drowsy chaperone

"i can be your new leading lady, you said it yourself, im useless in the chorus" the drowsy chaperone

[backwoodsbarbie]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:08am

"I'd love to be a star but I'm not, I'm a dancer"

[After Eight]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:20am

From "The Glass Menagerie:"

"Go to the moon, you selfish dreamer."

[dshnookie]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:53am

" I gotta pee." - Roxie in 'Chicago' after killing Fred Casely.

[Here I Am]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 2:40am

Yessss After Eight!!! :)

[thesixtyfirstpupil]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 11:38am

"Oh Jacqueline, you Star****er!!!" - Douglas Hodge/Zaza/Albin from La Cage Aux Folles

also "...You could also add some illustrations in the margin if you like..." "Top to bottom?" "Ahhhh...EVERYTHING" - Moritz Stiefel and Melchior Gabor from Spring Awakening.

[mattywhits]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:37pm

sorry if they've been mentioned before, but I still like them. :P


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"Unfortunately though, she got knocked up over Christmas --Merry Christmas!" (ACL)

"There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music, or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those mother-****ers in the teeth." [title of show]

"I wish every day were Negro Day!"
"At our house, it is." (Hairspray)

"Bitch, I don't know your life." (Xanadu)

"You can talk to birds?" (Into the Woods)

"F*CK you, lady. That's what stairs are for." (Avenue Q)

"The phrase 'mom's ****' seemed a bit gauche." (August: Osage County)

[Amalia Balash]

Posted: 10/2/10 at 8:09pm

From Follies, my favorite part of my favorite song because posting the whole song would stretch things way too far.

Could I leave you?
No, the point is could you leave me?
Well I guess you could leave me the house,
Leave me the flat
Leave me the Braques and Chagalls and all that.
You could leave me the stocks for sentiment's sake
And ninety percent of the money you make.

And from Sunday in the Park With George

Look, I made a hat
Where there never was a hat