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Favortie line from any Broadway Show

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#75

Posted: 7/11/10 at 9:34am

"It's against the law to commit suicide you know. The punishment is death!" - Forum


Madame Morrible: "So you take the chicken, now it must be a white chicken. The corpse can be any color. And that is the spell for lost luggage!" - The Yellow Brick Road Not Taken

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#76

Posted: 7/11/10 at 10:06am

My favorite musical of all time, A Little Night Music, is rife with great lines (some of which have already been recounted here). A few more:

CARL-MAGNUS: You're a good wife, Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE: That's a comforting thought to take with me to town, dear. It just may keep me from cutting my throat on the tram.

FREDERIK: Desiree, would you...I can't even say it.
DESIREE: Say it, dear.
FREDERIK: Would you--
DESIREE: Of course. What are old friends for?


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#77

Posted: 7/11/10 at 7:10pm

'MAN UP!' 9 to 5
'Me and sister .. Sledge?!' Sister Act
'I won't let go Bill' Oliver!


''With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town'' - Helena Bonham Carter

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#78

Posted: 7/24/10 at 11:09pm

he's right, they have one... two... TWO MEN! and were all so poor!
-URINETOWN

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#79

Posted: 7/25/10 at 12:12am

"Then who the heck are Ralph and Shirley Mudge?" --From "Annie"


"Omigod, it's the Queen of Rumania!" --from "Mame" http://harmoniousglitter.blogspot.com/

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#80

Posted: 7/25/10 at 12:28am

You know what it's like to wake up one morning and realize your whole life is based on a decision you made as a teenager?

-Passing Strange

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#81

Posted: 7/25/10 at 1:21am

"Eliza?...Where the devil are my slipper?" -My Fair Lady


How to properly use its/it's: Its is the possessive. It's is the contraction for it is...

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#82

Posted: 7/25/10 at 1:24am

"I don't say I'm no better than anybody else... but I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!" ~ Aunt Eller, OKLAHOMA!

The Dialogue between Tony and Maria @ The Gym (basically all the lines from their meeting but these two lines hit me like no other)
Maria: "But of course... they are the same."
Tony: "It's so much to believe..." As delivered well on the Tony Awards Broadcast in 2009.

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#83

Posted: 7/25/10 at 2:04am

Into the Woods, I think, is the best quotable musical ever.

Therefore, I shall pick:

"Ask the wolf's mother." -Witch


Whoever says money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop. - Bo Derek

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#84

Posted: 7/25/10 at 8:36am

GYPSY:
"Anyway, everyone needs something impossible to hope for."

ALNM: Charlotte to Anne:
"He sent me here to tell you ... and I'm actually telling you. What a monster I've become."

(This is my husband's fav line of all time, but it was changed years ago)

PHANTOM:
"Miss Daae has returned"
"I trust her midnight oil is well and truly burned"




"Like the good Lord says . . . Ya gotta take the rough with the smooth, Baby!" Madame Rose

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#85

Posted: 7/25/10 at 3:27pm

nicky "you look like david hasselhoff" from ave q

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#86

Posted: 7/26/10 at 6:44am

"Sh*t, it's like watching George Bush on jeopardy"
---Superior Donuts

and any number of things Carrie Fisher said in Wishful Drinking

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#87

Posted: 10/1/10 at 6:57pm

From A Little Night Music, Preferably with Erin Davie. ZOMG.
CARL-MAGNUS: "watch them dear, watch them like a--"
CHARLOTTE: "hawk. yes i know, dear, you're a tiger, i'm a hawk. together, we're our own zoo."

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#88

Posted: 10/1/10 at 7:04pm

"The price of love is loss. But still we pay...we love anyway." - 'Next to Normal'

"Just one drag queen...and one plain homosexual." - La Cage aux Folles (more Kelsey's delivery than the actual line)

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#89

Posted: 10/1/10 at 7:57pm

"I'm Andrew F*cking Jackson!"

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#90

Posted: 10/1/10 at 9:22pm

My favorite lyric ever from a Broadway show:

"Got magical bracelets so bullets bounce away."

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#91

Posted: 10/1/10 at 10:42pm

BBAJ

"I'm like federal metamucel"

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#92

Posted: 10/1/10 at 11:13pm

"I'm woosy right now, but i'm hardly in love" the drowsy chaperone

"i can be your new leading lady, you said it yourself, im useless in the chorus" the drowsy chaperone

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#93

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:08am

"I'd love to be a star but I'm not, I'm a dancer"


http://backstagebarbie.blogspot.com

Favortie line from any Broadway Show#94

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:20am

From "The Glass Menagerie:"

"Go to the moon, you selfish dreamer."

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#95

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:53am

" I gotta pee." - Roxie in 'Chicago' after killing Fred Casely.

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#96

Posted: 10/2/10 at 2:40am

Yessss After Eight!!! :)

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#97

Posted: 10/2/10 at 11:38am

"Oh Jacqueline, you Star****er!!!" - Douglas Hodge/Zaza/Albin from La Cage Aux Folles

also "...You could also add some illustrations in the margin if you like..." "Top to bottom?" "Ahhhh...EVERYTHING" - Moritz Stiefel and Melchior Gabor from Spring Awakening.

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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#98

Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:37pm

sorry if they've been mentioned before, but I still like them. :P


___

"Unfortunately though, she got knocked up over Christmas --Merry Christmas!" (ACL)

"There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music, or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those mother-****ers in the teeth." [title of show]

"I wish every day were Negro Day!"
"At our house, it is." (Hairspray)

"Bitch, I don't know your life." (Xanadu)

"You can talk to birds?" (Into the Woods)

"F*CK you, lady. That's what stairs are for." (Avenue Q)

"The phrase 'mom's ****' seemed a bit gauche." (August: Osage County)





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Favortie line from any Broadway Show#99

Posted: 10/2/10 at 8:09pm

From Follies, my favorite part of my favorite song because posting the whole song would stretch things way too far.

Could I leave you?
No, the point is could you leave me?
Well I guess you could leave me the house,
Leave me the flat
Leave me the Braques and Chagalls and all that.
You could leave me the stocks for sentiment's sake
And ninety percent of the money you make.

And from Sunday in the Park With George

Look, I made a hat
Where there never was a hat


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