#51
Posted: 7/8/10 at 12:01am
"Eat the fish bitch" August Osage County
"Coffee is the best" 9 to 5
"Coffee is the best" 9 to 5
Favortie line from any Broadway Show — Page 3
#52
Posted: 7/8/10 at 12:37am
"To love another person is to see the face of God"....LES MIS
#53
Posted: 7/8/10 at 1:23am
I'd better restrict myself to musicals or this list would be ridiculously big:
"Dearest Miss Armfeldt, do regale us with more reminiscences from your remote youth." - Charlotte in A Little Night Music.
"I want you to play a young grapefruit."
"Yes maestro... Tell me one thing"
"Yes."
"Am I seedless?" - Mehitabel (Eartha Kitt) in Shinbone Alley.
"Forgive me for livin', but I never read it." - Mrs. Paroo in The Music Man.
"Son of a bitch! YOU STOLE MY BROOCH!" - Leocardia in Hello, Again.
"Well, I think it's time we talked about death, don't you?" - 70, Girls, 70.
And of course, Phyllis' "Bargains, Buddy" speech in Follies. I always wonder why that moment wasn't crafted into a song, but Goldman's dialogue is brilliant.
"Dearest Miss Armfeldt, do regale us with more reminiscences from your remote youth." - Charlotte in A Little Night Music.
"I want you to play a young grapefruit."
"Yes maestro... Tell me one thing"
"Yes."
"Am I seedless?" - Mehitabel (Eartha Kitt) in Shinbone Alley.
"Forgive me for livin', but I never read it." - Mrs. Paroo in The Music Man.
"Son of a bitch! YOU STOLE MY BROOCH!" - Leocardia in Hello, Again.
"Well, I think it's time we talked about death, don't you?" - 70, Girls, 70.
And of course, Phyllis' "Bargains, Buddy" speech in Follies. I always wonder why that moment wasn't crafted into a song, but Goldman's dialogue is brilliant.
#54
Posted: 7/8/10 at 7:34am
Suttonfoster, that was just me thinking aloud. I think it's a good line, I just wish I hadn't been expecting it.
#55
Posted: 7/8/10 at 7:37am
"If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald."
"And we all know what a bum decision THAT turned out to be."
"And we all know what a bum decision THAT turned out to be."
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#56
Posted: 7/8/10 at 7:48am
With riotous laughter we quietly suffer
The season in town, which is reason enough for
A weekend in the country,
"Night Music"
She's tall enough to be your mother.
"Company"
Most of a Little Priest.
"Sweeney Todd"
The season in town, which is reason enough for
A weekend in the country,
"Night Music"
She's tall enough to be your mother.
"Company"
Most of a Little Priest.
"Sweeney Todd"
#57
Posted: 7/8/10 at 9:47am
I must just truly be an incurable romantic....I love lots of sarcastic lines, but my favorite has always been the same, since I first heard it in the first show I ever did, "Brigadoon."
"I think real loneliness is not being in love in vain, but not being in love at all."
"I think real loneliness is not being in love in vain, but not being in love at all."
#58
Posted: 7/8/10 at 10:29am
Both from "Sunday in the Park With George" -
Artists are bizarre, fixed, cold
That's you, George
You're bizarre, fixed cold
I like that in a man
I love your eyes, George
I love your beard, George
I love your size, George
But most, George, of all
But most of all
I love your painting
I think I'm fainting
Artists are bizarre, fixed, cold
That's you, George
You're bizarre, fixed cold
I like that in a man
I love your eyes, George
I love your beard, George
I love your size, George
But most, George, of all
But most of all
I love your painting
I think I'm fainting
#59
Posted: 7/8/10 at 1:05pm
I love ya you big ****! - "The Full Monty"
#60
Posted: 7/8/10 at 4:56pm
"Some of us don't like the way you've been telling it."- Into the Woods
"Anything you do let it come from you. Then it will be new. Give us more to see."- Sunday in the Park With George
"Like a tiny asteroid is a little meteor?"- [Title of Show]
"Anything you do let it come from you. Then it will be new. Give us more to see."- Sunday in the Park With George
"Like a tiny asteroid is a little meteor?"- [Title of Show]
#61
Posted: 7/8/10 at 6:08pm
"Ew, what is that smell?"
"... Newark."
-The Toxic Avenger
"... Newark."
-The Toxic Avenger
#62
Posted: 7/8/10 at 9:01pm
"I think there's a time to come to New York - and a time to leave."
"I'll tell them all- the angels. I got drunk in the snow. Then sang, and played pirates. Yes, I'll tell them. I'm ready now. I'll be an angel."
"I'm a pretty girl, Mama."
"I chose and my world was shaken, so what? The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not. You have to move on."
"I'll tell them all- the angels. I got drunk in the snow. Then sang, and played pirates. Yes, I'll tell them. I'm ready now. I'll be an angel."
"I'm a pretty girl, Mama."
"I chose and my world was shaken, so what? The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not. You have to move on."
#63
Posted: 7/8/10 at 9:18pm
"You are about as sexy as a wet paper bag." - August: Osage County
#64
Posted: 7/8/10 at 9:42pm
From LA CAGE AUX FOLLES
Georges; I hired a butler...
Jacob: AND YOU GOT A MAID!
Georges; I hired a butler...
Jacob: AND YOU GOT A MAID!
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#65
Posted: 7/8/10 at 11:24pm
"to love another person is to see the face of god" - les miz
"and the hummus" - story of my life (i don't know why, but that line always made me laugh)
"p.s. take a f-ing shower" - american idiot
whatever adlibbed line stacee jaxx says after Renegade in ROA. can't really pick just one since they change so often
"how do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart" - rent
"you eloped, it was portland. i mean portland." from N2N
"and the hummus" - story of my life (i don't know why, but that line always made me laugh)
"p.s. take a f-ing shower" - american idiot
whatever adlibbed line stacee jaxx says after Renegade in ROA. can't really pick just one since they change so often
"how do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart" - rent
"you eloped, it was portland. i mean portland." from N2N
"Sometimes on the strip, the dreams you come in with, ain't the dreams you leave with" ~Rock of Ages
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
#66
Posted: 7/9/10 at 6:36pm
A lot of things from Drowsy Chaperone, Avenue Q.
You guys got a lot of my favorite quotes, too. =D
You guys got a lot of my favorite quotes, too. =D
The Best of Times is Now!
#67
Posted: 7/9/10 at 6:49pm
Sister Act:
Mother Superior They had bulges in their pockets and I doubth it was because they were happy to see me.
Priscilla Queen Of The Desert
After Felicia/Adam performs Venus
Bernadette (Long pause) Why?
Mother Superior They had bulges in their pockets and I doubth it was because they were happy to see me.
Priscilla Queen Of The Desert
After Felicia/Adam performs Venus
Bernadette (Long pause) Why?
''With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town'' - Helena Bonham Carter
#68
Posted: 7/9/10 at 10:05pm
"I do not understand the queston..."- Drowsy Chaperone
"(in a sweedish accent) Oh! What a lovely T-shirt you are wearing!"- Catherine Zeta-Jones refering to my ALNM shirt at the CD signing.
Say NO to drugs and YES to Jackie Hoffman Live At Joes Pub!
"ITS THE DAY OF THE SHOW YA'LL!!"-Bwaynerd
#69
Posted: 7/10/10 at 1:05am
so many from A Chorus Line; but my favs would have to be during the intros:
SHEILA: I'm Sheila Bryant. Really Sara Rosemary Bryant, which I really hate. I was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado. And I'm going to be thirty real soon. And I'm real glad.
GREG: My real name is Sidney Kenneth Beckenstein. My Jewish name is Rochmel Lev Ben Yakov Meyer Beckenstein, and my professional name is Gregory Gardner. Very East Side, and I do not deny it. I'm thirty-two.
CONNIE: Connie Wong. It's always been Connie Wong. I was born in Chinatown - lower east side.
ZACH: your age??
BOBBY: Go on Miss Wong.
CONNIE: Ah... December 5, four thousand six hundred and forty-two. The year of the chicken.
SHEILA: I'm Sheila Bryant. Really Sara Rosemary Bryant, which I really hate. I was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado. And I'm going to be thirty real soon. And I'm real glad.
GREG: My real name is Sidney Kenneth Beckenstein. My Jewish name is Rochmel Lev Ben Yakov Meyer Beckenstein, and my professional name is Gregory Gardner. Very East Side, and I do not deny it. I'm thirty-two.
CONNIE: Connie Wong. It's always been Connie Wong. I was born in Chinatown - lower east side.
ZACH: your age??
BOBBY: Go on Miss Wong.
CONNIE: Ah... December 5, four thousand six hundred and forty-two. The year of the chicken.
A Chorus Line revival played its final Broadway performance on August 17, 2008. The tour played its final performance on August 21, 2011. A new non-equity tour started in October 2012 played its final performance on March 23, 2013. Another non-equity tour launched on January 20, 2018. The tour ended its US run in Kansas City and then toured throughout Japan August & September 2018.
#70
Posted: 7/10/10 at 3:19am
Last Five Years: These are the people who cast Linda Blair in a musical.
Company: I’ve seen an audience of Amys watch a cast of Amys act in a play. Seems there are more of her everyday.
[title of show]: Audiences want to see Paris Hilton in The Apple Tree.
Hairspray: They can keep us from kissing, but they can't stop us from singing!
Fantasticks: It begins with a forest where the woodchucks woo and leaves wax green, and vines entwine like lovers, try to see it. Not with your eyes, for they are wise, but see it with your ears: the cool green breathing of the leaves. And hear it with the inside of your hand: the soundless sound of shadows flicking light.
The Flog
Company: I’ve seen an audience of Amys watch a cast of Amys act in a play. Seems there are more of her everyday.
[title of show]: Audiences want to see Paris Hilton in The Apple Tree.
Hairspray: They can keep us from kissing, but they can't stop us from singing!
Fantasticks: It begins with a forest where the woodchucks woo and leaves wax green, and vines entwine like lovers, try to see it. Not with your eyes, for they are wise, but see it with your ears: the cool green breathing of the leaves. And hear it with the inside of your hand: the soundless sound of shadows flicking light.
The Flog
Updated On: 7/10/10 at 03:19 AM
#71
Posted: 7/10/10 at 9:07am
"Georges, I tell you now, without threats and without hysterics, if that woman comes... You die."
<-- Tevye, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, March 2018
#72
Posted: 7/10/10 at 2:50pm
"You don't have a look...Get One!" - "Master Class" by Terence McNally
"You saw 'Cats' and you hated it. You said that Aesculus did not invent drama so we could find out which chorus boy goes to Kitty-Cat Heaven!" - "Six Degrees of Separation" by John Guare
"You saw 'Cats' and you hated it. You said that Aesculus did not invent drama so we could find out which chorus boy goes to Kitty-Cat Heaven!" - "Six Degrees of Separation" by John Guare
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba
#73
Posted: 7/11/10 at 1:20am
"No wonder they call it the nutcracker..." - Billy Elliot
"The whole thing turns around." - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Sometimes I'm so sad I just wish I were dead." - Avenue Q
"The whole thing turns around." - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Sometimes I'm so sad I just wish I were dead." - Avenue Q
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
#74
Posted: 7/11/10 at 6:24am
"I was only trying to be a good mother " - Into The Woods
" Hello Suckers, Welcome Back " - Chicago
"No, i didn't eat grass as a child! " - Wicked
The whole of little Priest - Sweeney Todd
" Buzzards aint in Season!" - Annie Get Your Gun
And a lot more aswell =)
" Hello Suckers, Welcome Back " - Chicago
"No, i didn't eat grass as a child! " - Wicked
The whole of little Priest - Sweeney Todd
" Buzzards aint in Season!" - Annie Get Your Gun
And a lot more aswell =)
#75
Posted: 7/11/10 at 9:00am
I'm paraphrasing because I don't know the quote exactly
From Gypsy
Herbie: What do you need me for Rose?
Rose: A million things.
Herbie: I'd prefer it if it was just one.
And from Night Music
To flirt with rescue when one has no intention of being saved.
From Gypsy
Herbie: What do you need me for Rose?
Rose: A million things.
Herbie: I'd prefer it if it was just one.
And from Night Music
To flirt with rescue when one has no intention of being saved.
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