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Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 12:42pm

"HE'S ON THE ROOF, SIR!"- The 39 Steps

"Do you have a little girls' room?
We did but we let them all go!"- Addams Family

"(in a sweedish accent) Oh! What a lovely T-shirt you are wearing!"- Catherine Zeta-Jones refering to my ALNM shirt at the CD signing. Say NO to drugs and YES to Jackie Hoffman Live At Joes Pub! "ITS THE DAY OF THE SHOW YA'LL!!"-Bwaynerd

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 12:50pm

Not a line, but lines from the song No Me Diga from IN THE HEIGHTS:

DANIELA:
So, Nina, I hear you been
Talking to Benny.

NINA:
And what do you hear?

DANIELA:
I hear plenty.
They say he's got quite a big
...Taxi!

CARLA/VANESSA:
No me diga!

NINA:
Okay! I don't wanna know
Where you heard all that!

CARLA:
I don't think I know what you mean...

DANIELA:
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!

VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA:
Tell me something I don't know!

CARLA:
Long as he keeps it clean!

NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA:
Ay dios mio...

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 12:59pm

so many.
chess: "I don't know why i can't think of anything i would rather do/ than be wasting my time on mountains with you." i like how long it takes for freddy and florance to sing that line.
"We can't all fly by bubble."-Wicked
"Everything in life is only for now." words to live by from avenue q
also: "I AM NOT A HOMOWHATEVER!"
"I'm like that bunny on tv with the battery...I just keep goin' and goin' and goin'. Chasing the music. Trying to get home." Jersey Boys
there are more

"There's a fine, fine line between love...and a waste of your time" (L). Seth Rudetsky is AMAAAHHHZING! A Very Potter Musical FTW!

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:23pm

Grey Gardens: "OH, Hi......"
Wicked: I love the lines in "Thank Goodness" that are really soft and gives some very sweet insight into Glinda. Plus the end of the passage she really belts.

(spoken) Well - not "simply":
(sung) 'Cause getting your dreams
It's strange, but it seems
A little - well - complicated
There's a kind of a sort of : cost
There's a couple of things get: lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed
Until you've crossed...

Next To Normal: "And you're not a scary rockstar anymore."-Diana

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:25pm

"Like a drunk Chita Rivera."

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:25pm

Into the Woods - "I need your shoe to have a child!"

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:26pm

Not to be that guy, but isn't the line: "We all can come and go by bubble"

"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:30pm

Not quite. I believe it's "Well, we can't all come and go by bubble."

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:31pm

"how do you know how much memory you've lost if you've lost it?"
sassily delivered by one Kyle dean Massey.

#10

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:34pm

"Bag! Bag! Bag!"

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#11

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:35pm

"EAT THE FISH, BITCH!"

#12

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:36pm

"Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid." - HAIRSPRAY

#13

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:39pm

I love all of Og's lines from Finian's Rainbow.

http://finiansrainbowforum.proboards.com/index.cgi

#14

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:43pm

"This is Sarah's baby! You want a cookie?" - Ragtime

"I don't like the way I'm portrayed in this book! Throw it into the fire!" - WONDERLAND

#15

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 1:46pm

Chill-ax!

#16

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 2:14pm

"We listened to opera for eight hours! I can't even have sex and eat bacon for eight hours!"

I am a bagel on a plateful of onion rolls. If you know what I'm talking about, good. If you don't, you're on your own!

#17

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 2:18pm

"You don't wanna break **** with me, muthaf*cka!" - August: OC

"Bless you, sweet child of God." - Hair

"Did I ever say I like my friends? I do not. I much prefer my Gentile enemies, at least they leave you alone." - Company

"I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!" - God of Carnage

"You don't know how much of a relief it is to talk to someone younger than myself!" - Night Music

I know you. I know you. I know you.

Updated On: 7/6/10 at 02:18 PM

#18

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 2:28pm

From Dance 10, Looks 3.....

Sheila: "you get what you pay for"
Val: "I didn't want mine like yours, I wanted them to be in proportion"

http://backstagebarbie.blogspot.com

#19

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 2:32pm

"How do ya like them eggrolls Mr. Goldstone?"
"That's another story, nevermind--ANYWAY"
"He's just critical cause he cares"
"You like Lulu? Yeah, too bad. So does Rosie"
"And he was thoroughly irritated by everything"
"I've never been alone. I could never be alone."
"Wanna dance? With you? No. With my father"
"They called me Body Beautiul Beale, it's true. That was my whaddyacallit, my uhh, sobriquet."
"Oh, and the bus. The bus was the worst. I'd take even one look at a bus and...Bingo"
"I can't tell if you're trying to be Ben Vereen or Randy Newman."

"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times

#20

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 3:33pm

"He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down"--INHERIT THE WIND

"This is a revolution, damnit. We're going to have to offend somebody!"--1776

#21

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 3:54pm

"that guy in the red shirt in the third row was really hot!"
"hunter, that guy was straight"
"so is spaghetti, until you get it all hot and wet."
- [title of show]

#22

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 5:44pm

As Mary Magdalene once said, 'Jesus, I'm getting stoned!'

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#23

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 5:47pm

"We listened to opera for eight hours! I can't even have sex and eat bacon for eight hours!" Elphaba43 - What is that from?

#24

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 5:49pm

from A Little Night Music

"If they're actors, they'll have to sleep in the stables" - Madame Armfeldt to Desiree

"And this is my daughter!" - Desiree to Fredrik

Just a couple of the great ones.

#25

Favortie line from any Broadway Show

Posted: 7/6/10 at 5:57pm

"White: a blank page or canvas. His favorite--so many possibilities." - Sunday in the Park with George

"Would you like to hear a little more of my Tony losing performance?" - Bernadette Peters as Rose, Forbidden Broadway

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