#26
Posted: 8/25/08 at 11:57pm
How about "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's Spamalot?
Funniest Broadway Song? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 8/26/08 at 12:22am
You Won't Succeed on Broadway from Spamalot
A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.
#28
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:14am
some funny ones...
- The More You Ruv Someone, Avenue Q
- The Internet Is For Porn, Avenue Q
- Deep Love, Young Frankenstein
- Agony, Into The Woods
- The More You Ruv Someone, Avenue Q
- The Internet Is For Porn, Avenue Q
- Deep Love, Young Frankenstein
- Agony, Into The Woods
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley
#29
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:33am
dance ten looks three form a Chorus Line originaly known as tits and ass.
#30
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:42am
"Glitter and Be Gay"-CANDIDE (particularly as performed by Barbara Cook)
"Bosom Buddies"-MAME
"One Hundred Easy Ways"-WONDERFUL TOWN
"A Little Priest"-SWEENEY TODD
"The Song That Goes Like This"-SPAMALOT
Just to nitpick, the song from WOMAN OF THE YEAR it's actually called "The Glass Is Always Greener," and it is indeed performed with brilliant comic timing on the OBCR, Marilyn Cooper steals the show from under Bacall though.
"Bosom Buddies"-MAME
"One Hundred Easy Ways"-WONDERFUL TOWN
"A Little Priest"-SWEENEY TODD
"The Song That Goes Like This"-SPAMALOT
Just to nitpick, the song from WOMAN OF THE YEAR it's actually called "The Glass Is Always Greener," and it is indeed performed with brilliant comic timing on the OBCR, Marilyn Cooper steals the show from under Bacall though.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 01:42 AM
#31
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:52am
YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN
TO KEEP MY LOVE ALIVE
ADELAIDE'S LAMENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc9xDFTe0AE
CLASS
TO KEEP MY LOVE ALIVE
ADELAIDE'S LAMENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc9xDFTe0AE
CLASS
What great ones do the less will prattle of
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 01:52 AM
#32
Posted: 8/26/08 at 3:18am
Ah, yes, "Adelaide's Lament" is quite fantastic and funny. Although I find "Marry the Man Today" and "Take Back Your Mink" almost as funny, and sometimes even funnier--depending on who's performing it.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 03:18 AM
#33
Posted: 8/26/08 at 4:06am
I second "Love is My Legs." That song is absolutely hilarious! I love it. Especially the way NLB and SRS sing it. They are brilliant.
#34
Posted: 8/26/08 at 4:24am
The right song with the right performer...
Dolores Gray's version of "If" from Two on the Aisle (Styne/Comden & Green)
Elaine Stritch's "Useful Phrases" and "Why Do The Wrong People Travel?" from Sail Away (Noel Coward)
Florence Henderson's astounding "Coconut Girl" sequence from The Girl Who Came to Supper (Noel Coward)
Madeline Kahn's "Babette" from On the Twentieth Century (Coleman/Comden & Green)
Carol Channing's "Calypso Pete" from Show Girl (Charles Gaynor)
Barbra Streisand's "Miss Marmelstein" from I Can Get It For You Wholesale (Harold Rome)
Dorothy Loudon's "Vodka" from Song of the Flame on the 1983 Tony Awards (Gershwin/Stothart/Harbach/Hammerstein)
Phil Silvers and Rose Marie's "A Word a Day" from Top Banana (Johnny Mercer)
Dody Goodman's "Someone's Been Sending Me Flowers" from Shoestring Revue (Sheldon Harnick)
Shirley Booth's "He Had Refinement" from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Schwartz/Fields)
Barbara Harris' "Movie Star"/"Gorgeous" from The Apple Tree (Bock/Harnick)
Carol Burnett's "Lila Tremaine" and "You Mustn't Be Discouraged" (with Tiger Haynes) from Fade Out-Fade In (Styne/Comden & Green)
George S. Irving's "The Butler's Song" from So Long, 174th Street (Stan Daniels)
Patti Perkins' "Things Were Out" from Tuscaloosa's Calling Me... but I'm Not Going (Beebe/Heyer)
Dolores Gray's version of "If" from Two on the Aisle (Styne/Comden & Green)
Elaine Stritch's "Useful Phrases" and "Why Do The Wrong People Travel?" from Sail Away (Noel Coward)
Florence Henderson's astounding "Coconut Girl" sequence from The Girl Who Came to Supper (Noel Coward)
Madeline Kahn's "Babette" from On the Twentieth Century (Coleman/Comden & Green)
Carol Channing's "Calypso Pete" from Show Girl (Charles Gaynor)
Barbra Streisand's "Miss Marmelstein" from I Can Get It For You Wholesale (Harold Rome)
Dorothy Loudon's "Vodka" from Song of the Flame on the 1983 Tony Awards (Gershwin/Stothart/Harbach/Hammerstein)
Phil Silvers and Rose Marie's "A Word a Day" from Top Banana (Johnny Mercer)
Dody Goodman's "Someone's Been Sending Me Flowers" from Shoestring Revue (Sheldon Harnick)
Shirley Booth's "He Had Refinement" from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Schwartz/Fields)
Barbara Harris' "Movie Star"/"Gorgeous" from The Apple Tree (Bock/Harnick)
Carol Burnett's "Lila Tremaine" and "You Mustn't Be Discouraged" (with Tiger Haynes) from Fade Out-Fade In (Styne/Comden & Green)
George S. Irving's "The Butler's Song" from So Long, 174th Street (Stan Daniels)
Patti Perkins' "Things Were Out" from Tuscaloosa's Calling Me... but I'm Not Going (Beebe/Heyer)
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 04:24 AM
#36
Posted: 8/26/08 at 9:12am
My first thought was Bride's Lament from The Drowsy Chaperone.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#37
Posted: 8/26/08 at 9:21am
"Die Vampire Die"
"What Kind of Girl is She?"
"Secondary Characters"
[title of show]
"What Kind of Girl is She?"
"Secondary Characters"
[title of show]
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#38
Posted: 8/26/08 at 12:26pm
I Got Life from Hair
Climbing Uphill from The last five years (the audition verse)
Climbing Uphill from The last five years (the audition verse)
And when the night has finally gone, and when we see the new day dawn, we wonder how we wandered for so long, so blind. The wasted world we thought we knew, the light will make it look brand new, so let it shine..."
--ntn
#39
Posted: 8/26/08 at 12:51pm
"Repent" from ON THE 20TH CENTURY - as performed by Imogene Coca.
here it is
here it is
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 12:51 PM
#40
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:19pm
There,Right There from Legally Blonde. I think it's funny...LOL.
Don't believe everything that you hear! Only the peeps involved know the truth!
#41
Posted: 8/26/08 at 1:32pm
"A Little Priest" - Sweeney Todd
"Getting Married Today" - Company
"Agony" - Into the Woods
"All About Ruprecht" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Oklahoma?" -Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Dance Ten Looks Three" - A Chorus Line
"Nothing" - A Chorus Line
"Marry the Man Today" - Guys and Dolls
"Take Back Your Mink" - Guys and Dolls
"No Me Diga" - In the Heights
"Old Fashioned Wedding" - Annie Get Your Gun
"Her Is (Reprise)" - The Pajama Game
"I'll Never Be Jealous Again" - The Pajama Game
"Three Bedroom House" - Bat Boy
"Christian Charity" - Bat Boy
"Comfort and Joy" - Bat Boy
"Act 1 Finale" - Urinetown
"Don't Be The Bunny" - Urinetown
"Follow Your Heart" - Urinetown
"Getting Married Today" - Company
"Agony" - Into the Woods
"All About Ruprecht" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Oklahoma?" -Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Dance Ten Looks Three" - A Chorus Line
"Nothing" - A Chorus Line
"Marry the Man Today" - Guys and Dolls
"Take Back Your Mink" - Guys and Dolls
"No Me Diga" - In the Heights
"Old Fashioned Wedding" - Annie Get Your Gun
"Her Is (Reprise)" - The Pajama Game
"I'll Never Be Jealous Again" - The Pajama Game
"Three Bedroom House" - Bat Boy
"Christian Charity" - Bat Boy
"Comfort and Joy" - Bat Boy
"Act 1 Finale" - Urinetown
"Don't Be The Bunny" - Urinetown
"Follow Your Heart" - Urinetown
#42
Posted: 8/26/08 at 3:43pm
"Costco" - Next to Normal
"Two Ladies" - Cabaret
"Two Ladies" - Cabaret
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#43
Posted: 8/26/08 at 6:26pm
It Sucks to Be Me- Avenue Q (just add all the Ave Q songs hah)
Show You a Thing or Two- Bat Boy
Christian Charity- Bat Boy
Tits and Ass- A Chorus Line
:)
Show You a Thing or Two- Bat Boy
Christian Charity- Bat Boy
Tits and Ass- A Chorus Line
:)
He's so nurturing! - Penny Pingleton, Hairspray
#44
Posted: 8/26/08 at 7:48pm
Internet Is For Porn
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
Betrayed
Heil Myself
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
Betrayed
Heil Myself
Formally Spellingbeefan4ever
#45
Posted: 8/28/08 at 7:30pm
"My Simple Wish" from Listen to My Heart.
I've heard it a gazillion times and it still makes me laugh!
I've heard it a gazillion times and it still makes me laugh!
Eric M. Cole
www.maninchair.com
www.maninchair.com
#46
Posted: 8/28/08 at 8:07pm
every single "lament" that has graced broadway is on this board. lol.
#47
Posted: 8/28/08 at 8:34pm
Up here in Heaven, from Martin Short's "Fame Becomes Me"
#48
Posted: 8/28/08 at 8:52pm
"I am Aldolfo"- The Drowsy Chaperone
"Hello 12, Hello 13 "- A Chorus Line
A lot of songs from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
"Hello 12, Hello 13 "- A Chorus Line
A lot of songs from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
#49
Posted: 8/29/08 at 12:25am
If You Were Gay - Ave Q
Those Were The Good Old Days - Damn Yankees
It Sucks to be Me - Ave Q
My Girl Friend Who Lives in Canada - Ave Q
Almost anything from AVE Q
Those Were The Good Old Days - Damn Yankees
It Sucks to be Me - Ave Q
My Girl Friend Who Lives in Canada - Ave Q
Almost anything from AVE Q
Updated On: 8/30/08 at 12:25 AM
#50
Posted: 8/29/08 at 12:39am
"My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada"
Basically all of Avenue Q...period.
Basically all of Avenue Q...period.
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