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Good for you, Ms Channing!

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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/15/06

#1Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:21am

From Carol's Facebook:

QUOTE FROM SOME YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER ON BROADWAY WORLD: "I'M PRETTY SURE CAROL CHANNING IS DEAD!". HA HA HA HA HA THIS FRUSTRATED FAG (I DIDNT SAY ACTOR) IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND/SOON TO BE SIXTH HUSBAND!!!! THANK YOU FOR LOOKING DOWN ON LOSERS LIKE ME WHO WORK FOR A LIVING. YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE. YOU MAKE MY JOB DFFICULT.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#2Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:23am

Damn, that must have taken her FOREVER spelling that out letter for letter on the Ouija Board.

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#2Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:24am

Wrong. She dictated it to Gary Coleman.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#3Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:26am

BAHA what a wonderful day on BWW =)

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#4Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:36am

HAHAHAHAAHA

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#5Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:47am

CAROL CHANNING HAS A FACEBOOK?!? What a glorious, modern age we live in. Good for you, Ms Channing!

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#6Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:48am

I highly doubt that this quote is actually from Carol Channing. I've gotten to know her fairly well and words like "loser" and "fag" are not part of her vernacular.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#7Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:49am

^ Oh dear.....

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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03

#8Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 2:34pm

I'm checking this out. I doubt that Carol has this type of Facebook page. Somehow I suspect foul play.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#9Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 2:40pm

And Carol, of all people, knows to call 'em queers.

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#10Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 4:26pm

"Fag" is a little modern for our Carol. She's probably more like, "EAT MY CORN, INVERT!"

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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#11Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 5:10pm

Good for you, Ms Channing!

Updated On: 6/6/10 at 05:10 PM

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#12Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 6:50pm

I just found Carol on facebook. Her profile picture is a side one of her waist down in her flower panties.

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#13Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 6:51pm

Someone should notify Facebook that she died, so that they can take it down.

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#14Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:08pm

I love that you can write "CUNT" on here but you can't write out the name of a certain white wine because it has a sexually explicit expression in the middle of it. I'm calling misogyny.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Updated On: 6/5/10 at 10:08 PM

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#15Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:14pm

Tell her I said hi. I'd call her myself, but I lost her number.

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#16Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:15pm

This thread gives me a ****. I think I'll pour a glass of pinot grigio.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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#17Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:16pm

Pinot grigio. Italian for reach-around, no?

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#18Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:25pm

Good for you, Ms Channing!

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#19Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:27pm

Simply put, I love this thread.

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#20Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:36pm

Carol Channing--gave one of the greatest comic performances I have ever seen in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES. There was nothing like it. She had more talent in her pinky than most actors, and I am extremely critical. It's too bad her talents wwer not always utilized to showcase her at her best. But, Channing, no one can compare to you when it comes to the pantheon of great comediennes.

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#21Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:41pm

She will be missed.

Dollypop

Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03

#22Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 3:25pm

A response from Carol's publicist:

"Joe,

In response to the supposed Facebook entry by Carol:

Not a chance. So many pretend to be Carol it isnt funny.

BTW - she has been extremely busy taking care of Harry (Husband number four) after his recent hospital visit (all well by the way)"

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#23Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 3:48pm

Thank you Dollypop.

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#24Good for you, Ms Channing!
Posted: 6/6/10 at 4:22pm

I just got this email from Carol

"Jordan,
Thank you so much for the fruit basket last week. The prunes especially helped. I'd like to help you out and return to Broadway however unless there's a role I can sit down for 2 hours attached to a portable toilet this isn't at all possible.
Thanks for everything and remember that even a half black white woman like me loves the gays.
xoxo,
Carol

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