Good for you, Ms Channing!

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Good for you, Ms Channing!

Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:21am

From Carol's Facebook:

QUOTE FROM SOME YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER ON BROADWAY WORLD: "I'M PRETTY SURE CAROL CHANNING IS DEAD!". HA HA HA HA HA THIS FRUSTRATED FAG (I DIDNT SAY ACTOR) IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND/SOON TO BE SIXTH HUSBAND!!!! THANK YOU FOR LOOKING DOWN ON LOSERS LIKE ME WHO WORK FOR A LIVING. YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE. YOU MAKE MY JOB DFFICULT.

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"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

#2

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:23am

Damn, that must have taken her FOREVER spelling that out letter for letter on the Ouija Board.

#3

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:24am

Wrong. She dictated it to Gary Coleman.

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"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

#4

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:26am

BAHA what a wonderful day on BWW =)

#5

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:36am

HAHAHAHAAHA

#6

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:47am

CAROL CHANNING HAS A FACEBOOK?!? What a glorious, modern age we live in.

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#7

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:48am

I highly doubt that this quote is actually from Carol Channing. I've gotten to know her fairly well and words like "loser" and "fag" are not part of her vernacular.

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#8

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 11:49am

^ Oh dear.....

#9

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 2:34pm

I'm checking this out. I doubt that Carol has this type of Facebook page. Somehow I suspect foul play.

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#10

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 2:40pm

And Carol, of all people, knows to call 'em queers.

#11

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 4:26pm

"Fag" is a little modern for our Carol. She's probably more like, "EAT MY CORN, INVERT!"

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#12

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 5:10pm

Updated On: 6/6/10 at 05:10 PM

#13

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 6:50pm

I just found Carol on facebook. Her profile picture is a side one of her waist down in her flower panties.

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#14

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 6:51pm

Someone should notify Facebook that she died, so that they can take it down.

#15

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:08pm

I love that you can write "CUNT" on here but you can't write out the name of a certain white wine because it has a sexually explicit expression in the middle of it. I'm calling misogyny.

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"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

Updated On: 6/5/10 at 10:08 PM

#16

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:14pm

Tell her I said hi. I'd call her myself, but I lost her number.

#17

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:15pm

This thread gives me a ****. I think I'll pour a glass of pinot grigio.

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#18

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:16pm

Pinot grigio. Italian for reach-around, no?

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"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

#19

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Posted: 6/5/10 at 10:25pm

#20

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Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:27pm

Simply put, I love this thread.

#21

Good for you, Ms Channing!

Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:36pm

Carol Channing--gave one of the greatest comic performances I have ever seen in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES. There was nothing like it. She had more talent in her pinky than most actors, and I am extremely critical. It's too bad her talents wwer not always utilized to showcase her at her best. But, Channing, no one can compare to you when it comes to the pantheon of great comediennes.

#22

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Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:41pm

She will be missed.

#23

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Posted: 6/6/10 at 3:25pm

A response from Carol's publicist:

"Joe,

In response to the supposed Facebook entry by Carol:

Not a chance. So many pretend to be Carol it isnt funny.

BTW - she has been extremely busy taking care of Harry (Husband number four) after his recent hospital visit (all well by the way)"

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#24

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Posted: 6/6/10 at 3:48pm

Thank you Dollypop.

#25

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Posted: 6/6/10 at 4:22pm

I just got this email from Carol

"Jordan,
Thank you so much for the fruit basket last week. The prunes especially helped. I'd like to help you out and return to Broadway however unless there's a role I can sit down for 2 hours attached to a portable toilet this isn't at all possible.
Thanks for everything and remember that even a half black white woman like me loves the gays.
xoxo,
Carol