1. It brushes over the whole racial issue.
2. The lyrics, while not bad, are not great.
3. Almost all the songs have happy-go-lucky lyrics, yet the show deals with serious issues?
4. "Good Morning Baltimore", "Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now", "It Takes Two", "Welcome to the 60's", and "Good Morning Baltimore (reprise)" feature excessive and annoying "oh, oh, oh's" and "yeah, yeah, yeah's" instead of lyrics.
5. "Miss Baltimore Crabs" (which I don't believe was in the show in Seattle) is just stupid. It's obvious it's only purpose is to give Velma more to do.
6. The movie is WAY better.
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry
Updated On: 11/30/04 at 10:26 PM