Jam_Man, you have to admit, it would be really funny if she just went home at night, lit a pack of cigarettes (yes, all at once), and said, "these freakin theatre geeks are driving me up a wall. Wadsworth! Where's my facial kit and my evening chai?!" haha, not saying she's like that at all, but wouldn't it be funny if it was all just an act?
I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.