Heather Morris Departing GLEE

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:19pm

Along with some others. She was the only reason I still watched this ridiculous piece of crap. I just deleted it from my DVR since I don't need to see anymore "adventures" with Lea Michele running around my neighborhood telling anyone that will listen that she's just like Barbra and wondering why nobody likes her. And I'm so thrilled I'll no longer have to watch Darren Criss perform Ryan Murphy's stroke fantasies on screen.

Good riddance Glee. Rot in hell.
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[jv92]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:22pm

Jordan, you're on a roll tonight.

I'm waiting for the episode where Lea...I mean Rachel...sings a medley of Barbra's greatest hits on a subway platform begging for nickels. That would be super awesome in real life, too, but I'll settle for TV.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:23pm

She'll be wearing Cassie's red dress, right? Cuz all she ever needed is the music and subway and chaaaaaance....

[jv92]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:25pm

People,
People who ride subways
Are the luckiest people
'Cuz they get to listen to MEEEEEEEEE...

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:27pm

Barbra, our Heavenly Father
Oh, Barbra and my father
Who is also in heaven

May the light of this flickering tampon
Illuminate the night the way
Your spirit illuminates my soul

Barbra, can you hear me?
Barbra, can you see me?
Barbra, can you find me in the night?

Barbra, are you near me?
Barbra, can you hear me?
Barbra, can you help me, not be frightened?

[Marianne2]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:28pm

It makes me sad because it probably means no more Lord Tubbington. Though he can go to New York and claw the crap out of Rachel and Kurt. And crush them with his fatness. That would be great.

[jv92]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:30pm

When a bee lies sleepin' at the edge of my wrist
He stings me hard and deep'n'
'Cuz I'm a horrible bitch...

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:31pm

I only watch the show for Naya Rivera because gurl has more talent than Gleea Michelphaba.

[bjh2114]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:48pm

Yah. Apparently Heather is preggers. I've been saying that Naya and Heather should get a spinoff that's just about Brittany and Santana and nobody else from Glee is allowed. Also Ryan Murphy is not allowed to touch it.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 10:50pm

or watch it.

[all that jazz]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:00pm

I can't wait for the new season to start. Sooo hoping that since there are less characters, Lea and Chris will finally recieve the attention they so rightfully deserve.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:04pm

As long as their scenes are filmed side by side in the morgue while Detective Benson looks them over to find evidence if who killed them, I'm more than ok with them getting more screen time.

[jv92]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:06pm

Maybe Lea could sing on the West 4th Street platform and Chris can accompany her on the accordion?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:07pm

No, I'd rather have my GLEE/SVU cross over episode.

[jv92]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:08pm

But what if Ryan Murphy rips off the original opening of SUNSET BOULEVARD and has the dead corpses talking to each other? It seems likely, since the show hasn't made much sense since...I dunno...the second or third episode?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:09pm

I could live with that.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:17pm

Yes, a Glee/SVU crossover with Lord Tubbington as the killer. He won't get caught and will just go back to his gang and drugs at the end.

[sephyr]

Posted: 6/28/13 at 11:39pm

Well she is pregnant so this isn't really that surprising, a lot of people thought she wasn't coming back anyway. Sad because I really like her (along with Harry and Amber).

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:31am

If you put them anywhere near Detective Benson, that might be the only time I would ever willingly turn off Detective Benson.

Anyway, I guess it was her pregnancy and the show's need to write her out that was behind that whole absurd MIT plotline. If THAT was the best idea anyone had... oof.

I really need to get myself to quit Glee because it's not even fun to hate anymore.

[emida]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 2:09am

I am personally happy that she's leaving. She's a very bad actress (though she was a bit better this season), mediocre singer and her character is so boring. She didn't have much going on for her apart from the dancing.

[amoni2]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 3:31am

'And I'm so thrilled I'll no longer have to watch Darren Criss perform Ryan Murphy's stroke fantasies on screen."

Why did you HAVE to? Who are these people that hold you down week after week and force you to watch? Most people just change the channel, or haven't you figured out how to do that?

[Will42]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 4:40am

Heather Morris was the best thing about the show. The rest needed to go long time ago.

[broadwaybabywannabe2]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 5:18am

dear sweet JORDAN...it is ONLY a tv show and being a tv show u have the right to not watch it...there your "glee" problems are solved once and for all...and now u can use your hate/disgust/snark/ on some other show..oh wait...SMASH is gone for this season...oh well there is always NPR radio!...tehe

p.s. love those avatars though...:)

[Dave19]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 5:33am

"p.s. love those avatars though...:)"

And that's the only reason why some people have some respect towards him.

If he would put a picture of the sour granny he is, it would be a different story :)

Come one Jordan, show some zest for life, post about what you love and what you are passionate about. Don't hide behind pictures of muscle mary's.

Updated On: 6/29/13 at 05:33 AM

[dramamama611]

Posted: 6/29/13 at 7:48am

Jordan tells us plenty about what he loves. His adoration for Hands on a Hardbody was second to none.