How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Heard Of Them?

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How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Heard Of Them?

Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:04pm

Quick. You just mentioned a musical, and someone asked you what it's about. How do you describe it it a sentence?

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

re: How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Heard Of Them?

Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:07pm

What musical?

Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

re: How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Hea

Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:08pm

"It's about a horny girl who got kicked in the head by a pony."

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:31pm

It's funny, because half of my favorite musicals are plotless. The one that I was shock people with is

"Oh, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, it's about sexual freedom"
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"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:33pm

Ok, quick..... decribe FLAHOOLEY .....

2016 These Paper Bullets (1/02) Our Mother's Brief Affair (1/06), Dragon Boat Racing (1/08), Howard - reading (1/28), Shear Madness (2/10), Fun Home (2/17), Women Without Men (2/18), Trip Of Love (2/21), The First Gentleman -reading (2/22), Southern Comfort (2/23), The Robber Bridegroom (2/24), She Loves Me (3/11), Shuffle Along (4/12), Shear Madness (4/14), Dear Evan Hansen (4/16), American Psycho (4/23), Tuck Everlasting (5/10), Indian Summer (5/15), Peer Gynt (5/18), Broadway's Rising Stars (7/11), Trip of Love (7/27), CATS (7/31), The Layover (8/17), An Act Of God (8/31), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (8/24), Heisenberg (10/12), Fiddler On The Roof (11/02), Othello (11/23), Dear Evan Hansen (11/26), Les Liaisons Dangereuses (12/21) 2017 In Transit (2/01), Groundhog Day (4/04), Ring Twice For Miranda (4/07), Church And State (4/10), The Lucky One (4/19), Ernest Shackleton Loves Me (5/16), Building The Wall (5/19), Indecent (6/01), Six Degrees of Separation (6/09), Marvin's Room (6/28), A Doll's House Pt 2 (7/25) Curvy Widow (8/01)

re: How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Hea

Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:43pm

Well it's really hard to describe RENT, because people are always like "Oh the one about AIDS?" But I describe Urinetown usually as "brilliant satire of Broadway musicals." When I describe Hair, I usually describe more how it makes me feel then what it's more literally about.

Because I look different you think I'm subversive.

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:45pm

I do the same with HAIR, claud. I usually describe it as a 60's musical about the young people starting their own revolution.

"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

re: How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Hea

Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:45pm

Just some guy, who got mad at another guy for calling him a Communist, decided to take out his fustrations at Hollywood by making a musical with his political views overshadowing the whole production. Oh and the musical has people with no life, puppets, and a magic Genie!!!!! And this is no Avenue Q.

For Times Square Regular.

Updated On: 7/18/09 at 10:45 PM

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:46pm

Or, you can say it's about Hippies.

#10

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 10:50pm

It's about a woman who yells at the audience.

#11

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:03pm

You know that painting, A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of la Grande Jatte? No? Hmmm...

#12

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:07pm

For intelligent people: it's about an overbearing mother who forces her daughters into showbiz. One leaves and the other becomes a worldfamous stripper.

Abridged Version: it's about a stripper.

"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times

#13

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:12pm

It's about the dangers of having sex--with microphones.

#14

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:17pm

It's about a woman who yells at the audience.

BKLYN The Musical?

Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

#15

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:18pm

blaax,
I didn't think it was possible for me to love you even more...but that just made me love you even more.

"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

#16

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:19pm

Blaxx,

Funny enough after I wrote that I immediately thought of Miss Screechin' Espinosa.

Great minds, honey...

#17

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:22pm

"For intelligent people: it's about an overbearing mother who forces her daughters into showbiz. One leaves and the other becomes a worldfamous stripper.

Abridged Version: it's about a stripper."

^I was about to say almost exactly the same thing, LOL.

#18

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:23pm

...with great enthusiasm and much gusto (if I loved the show)....if they've already bought tkts to a show I already know sucks, I never say a word, hopefully they'll still love it anyway.....

#19

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Posted: 7/18/09 at 11:24pm

"It's about the dangers of having sex--with microphones. "

HAHA. That's completely brilliant.

Because I look different you think I'm subversive.

#20

re: How Do You Describe Your Favorite Musicals To People Who Have Never Hea

Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:14am

"It's about a man who gets trapped in a cave and dies."

"It's about murder, cannibalism, and vengeance."

"It's about assassination attempts on various US presidents."

I just like to boil it down to the simplest sentence that makes it sound least like "and everyone sings because they're in love, and the whole town knows the choreography, and there's jazzhands, and happy endings". I don't like to encourage people's uneducated views on what makes a musical.

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

Updated On: 7/19/09 at 04:14 AM

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Posted: 7/19/09 at 4:29am

I always have to do this "it's about a black maid in Louisiana who works for a Jewish family" and I get blank stares, then I add "but there's singing appliances" and they get excited because they think it's just like BEAUTY & THE BEAST.

Lol to both GYPSY references (the screaming woman and the stripper) and the brief description of LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA by Jordan was hilarious.

"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"

#22

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Posted: 7/19/09 at 5:27am

How does one describe August: Osage County to someone? I never know what to say when people ask me because there's just so much that goes on, haha.

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Posted: 7/19/09 at 5:46am

"It's a reversal world where everyone's gay and it's frowned upon to be straight, and there's a magical matchmaker who can help people fall in love, and it's about what happens when a girl and a guy fall for each other...IT'S AWESOME, THE SONGS ARE INCREDIBLE."

(it is!)

Updated On: 7/19/09 at 05:46 AM

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Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:03am

August description: The most dyfunctional family you would ever want to visit!

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

#25

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Posted: 7/19/09 at 7:15am

"It's like Sesame Street, but for adults. You learn about racism, schadenfreude and internet porn. And how it sucks to be you."

Everything in life...is only for now.

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